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Mazza
3 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark

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You know, I'd love to see a one or two-off of Friends - I was watching it with the kids the other day - a wee catch up to see where they're all at would be good...
I think that the general consensus is that if you are keeping it secret and if it would upset your OH to find out that you were doing it, well... that is cheating...

Welcome to Lush BTW!
Oh WOlverine, SLOW down!! I know CG gets cranky when she needs a snack, but some shortcuts just don't save any time at all!!



I see KG is playing evil tricks on Ginger.. again



TDW?? Your dogs are fuckin' weird!!



Have a wonderful Christmas and be good!! (ha ha, "good" as if!!)




Hey Ginger? I think you need to lay off those tequilas for a wee while...





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Now that I have your attention. I would like to apologize. I started this post because I thought Lush readers had A sense of humor. I was wrong.from what I see here the only thing on the minds of Lush readers is sex.Perhaps they should have named it Lust Stories A young lady here posted describe in 4 words what you would say if you woke up in bed with me.34 pages of response. All pretty much saying about the same thing, (Want to go again)While I on the other hand received 2
I didn't bother posting on hers apparently, I was the only one who thought.(Why are you here) Then again I'M not the type of person who would have sex with A woman less than half my age. I would have just deleted this post but Lush does not permit that. Only editing is permitted. So I thought I would Apologize for interrupting your intellectual orgy. I will in the future refrain from posting normal questions. Thanks for reading.


Okay, whatever your original post was, I never saw it. Not because I don't have a sense of humour, but because I don't see every topic that's started, I don't get the chance to read every single thing posted on Lush, nor would I want to. Usually, I look at topics that are scrolling in the timeline, ones that show on my feed because friends have posted there, or the last few posts which show on the forum home page.

With regard to people having sex on their minds, well, it IS an erotic stories site - that's pretty much why people cum here in the first place - to read about sex, to talk about sex. Of course, most of us, while still very much enjoying that aspect of things, soon get over that and cultivate friendships.

I don't know what brought you here, Nightman.

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Yea this is about the response I expected.Now that I have heard from all the guru's. Who are in fact for lack of A better word over seer's. Let me just say that I never said there was anything wrong with sex but that there is more to life than just that. A thought which only applies to me I guess. I never meant to give the impression I thought anyone was an asshole. But people seem to read things into other peoples statements. That are not there.In fact though it's your way of telling me what you think of me. That's fine with me, unlike you I believe you have A rite to your opinion. I feel as I have mentioned lush is the cause of this entire mess. They should just let me delete the post like the horrible Face book you have described. I guess they feel that would have been too easy. And now I'M going to fade away & let you all continue to slander me. Enjoy yourselves.


Hold the phone, Nightman!!

What ARE you going on about?

I never saw your original thread, I only saw the Sex, Sex, Sex one (you change your thread names and posts so much, it's hard to keep up and it's hard to know what you want or what you are trying to say)

Of course there's much more to life than sex! You should realise that there are parts of the forums, the games ones, which cater pretty much for people flirting and having fun - and they do, they really do.

There are other parts of the forums which are much more serious, you know this, I've seen you around in them.

I wish instead of being so negative and down, you'd lighten up. I bet you would actually start to feel more welcome and enjoy yourself...
No, not for me... I have written a series of stories (almost finished) about an escort though - The Client on the Sixth Floor
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Well for my first post in the infamous Big Sandwich thread, I figured I'd better make it good.


You know, I thought this was your first post...

Welcome!! Make yourself at home!!

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I couldn't decide between trees this year...



OR this one...



But I'll need some help tearing down the first one and some help putting up the second.



Ooooh, you're like the best party guest EVER!! biggrin
Happy birthday, Ravyn!!

Hope you had a wonderful day!!


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As LM stated above, then I would suggest staying out of the games' forums. Visit almost any "Ask the Gals" post (pubes or no pubes and repetitive cock-length posts the best), and you will see the sharpest and fastest wit you'll find anywhere. There are some freaking hilarious people on Lush. I've laughed so hard I've had tears or spewed a beverage at my screen more times than I can count.

On the other hand, I've read a few of your posts and have never seen you say anything remotely funny. I mean I laughed, and sorta cringed as well, but not because you were trying to be funny. Your posts come off as rude, condescending, and a bit combative. This thread is a perfect example. Frankly, no fun at all.


My takeaway from this thread: LadyX prefers cream pies! win/win!

P.S. LM is one of the funniest bitches I know!


CG - I'm pretty sure you've said this to me before!!



And LM sure is a funny bitch!!

I made pitta bread, filled with grilled chicken and a peppery leaf salad, chilli oil, sugar snap peas, baby corn and fine beans... It was healthy and delicious!
So you guys, I'm thinking that we should be getting fitter in the new year...

Who's with me??

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Mazz it's ok, I know you thought Scots could hold their liquor!





That is quite clearly CG NOT me!!!

Cheeky monkey!!

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Are there any women out there that like to chat? I am really looking for a women a little older than me. I find them attractive because I am a virgin and they provide a sense of comfort. So anyone who likes to be the teacher feel free to add me or chat with me sometime


I'd have thought you might be better posting in Pimp your profile...

Get yourself into the chat rooms - see who you can find!!

(lol, not me either BTW, but good luck to you!)