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Mazza
3 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark

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Can't really say that I find any of these guys particularly appealing and to be honest, I don't see myself settling down with anyone...
Is the bible not one of the original sources of violence, , , , , murder etc etc?? (I mean, that list is HUGE)

I'm pretty certain that, apart from going into it in minute detail, there's not much you can put on screen that hasn't already been covered in there?

If you want to keep your morals squeaky clean, you might want to avoid cheating spouses and illegal activities such as the "I" word?

Other than that, I mean the "holy books" can be interpreted to suit just about everyone's needs and agendas, so I'm fairly sure your wee soul will be quite safe from the burny fire...

If you really are worried, perhaps you could just try and keep your stories wholesome and fun, maybe throw in a wee moral here and there - good guys get rewarded, bad guys get punished? I dunno..
ha ha, you're on form today!! I already saw this one and showed it my weans - they laughed as well
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Happily married but bored senseless....think you need a pen pal to chat and be a little sexy with....

I have kind of a novel idea...

Why not make your wife your pen pal...write her sexy little notes, tuck them in places she will find them...like the pocket on her robe, or attached to a little "mad money" in her wallet...(that way, she will know that it was intentional and not a little love note to some imaginary lover or an office fling!)

Remember the things that you did while you were courting? Do them again, especially the little things. Open the door for her, pull out her chair, compliment her (honestly though!) hold her hand, buy her flowers just because....make it your mission to make her happy. That should keep you busy and un-bored.


THIS!

What a wonderful idea!!!

Rather than investing time and emotion into a new person, make the most of your other half, your life partner... Who knows? It might be the best decision you ever made...

Ha ha, that was very funny!

Thanks for giving me a laugh!!
Welcome to Lush!!

The spell check is on the left, the protective body armour, oh dammit, it's all gubbed...

Hand your cock pics in to the ladies at the desk...

Good Luck

I do, but it's usually too cold here in Nip-stiffening Scotland!!

I either need a warm body to snuggle with or to relocate to warmer climes...

*sigh, gets the hot water bottle filled...*
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It would be my loss Mazza, if it were a hard and fast rule. That's a little more like the sort of welcome I was hoping for/expecting. Cheers.

I've changed my avatar to something I hope everyone will find a little less disturbing (sheesh!) ... It's not me, but is someone who looks like me. Or so i'm told.

Haineko, I really like your avatar.

Yours too, Coco.


Yup, that's a bit better, although it's hard to make out, had to peer really closely at the screen... My decrepit eyesight no doubt

GROW

I'd forgotten all about this site... Some of the weirdest wee games I've seen.. All very random, if you browse around the site
Oooh, don't take it personally...

We do see a lot of different approaches here, with varying degrees of success...

At least you didn't say "here I am cyber with me," or "hey gals, wanna see my cock?" or "I'm horny, wanna fuck me"

I agree that the AV is a bit offputting though...

Welcome to Lush!!

You know, you will have a great time here!!

Get yourself into the forums, interact with people, go into the chat rooms, read and comment on some stories... There are lots of ways to meet new people and make new friends...

I'm afraid though, being over 40, you're unlikely to be interested in me!!

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Yeah, it's the actual names for it I'm really looking for, rather than descriptions of it. Unless it combines both. I love "crinkle"! Ha ha ha!

"She splayed her legs and he thrust his tongue into her sweet crinkle..."


RUBBERY!

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I find this a difficult subject, as I just find it disgusting, but I know a lot of others like it. I think any word people can come up with is either going to gross me out or make me giggle. Maybe I'll wait for a few more replies, and then do a poll to see which are most popular.


Rubbery, puckered, tight, crinkled, - all seem to be good descriptive words too

bunghole ahahahahaha
I must say, I'm really enjoying reading all of the stories in this competition. Such a huge variety and from people I wouldn't normally see...

I'm really impressed by the sheer amount that people are managing to cram into such a small number of words.. It's really great!
Just when inspiration strikes - there's no rhyme or reason to it...