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Mazza
3 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark
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Mazztastic
Quote by Hunter_MTs
Any help on how to pick up older women on a night out or during lush?
Can I ask why you specifically want to pick up an older woman? Perhaps it's your motivation/motives that are scaring them off...
What is your usual approach and what are you after from them? A relationship? Someone to talk to? Someone to mother you? Hot sex??
Give us some more information and we'll see if we can help you
Mazztastic
I agree with what's been said above...
It's one thing to hear that "so and so thinks you're a hot piece of ass". There's a bit of a compliment in there, maybe, probably... Like being called a MILF?
But if someone said in sexy talk that they thought I was a hot piece of ass, well, there are plenty more original things to say, aren't there?
I guess that if it was someone I liked, I'd feel a bit disappointed if that was the best they could do?
It's one thing to hear that "so and so thinks you're a hot piece of ass". There's a bit of a compliment in there, maybe, probably... Like being called a MILF?
But if someone said in sexy talk that they thought I was a hot piece of ass, well, there are plenty more original things to say, aren't there?
I guess that if it was someone I liked, I'd feel a bit disappointed if that was the best they could do?
Mazztastic
I will write from both POV. I'd always written from a female perspective, but then one day, I imagined a man watching his partner, what he might be thinking and feeling and I ended up writing my first male POV story. I didn't really think about which point of view I was writing it from until I was halfway though.
I've done a few since then but like Abi says, it's just more about the character you're writing...
I've done a few since then but like Abi says, it's just more about the character you're writing...
Mazztastic
The best ice cream I EVER had was from this place:
The Penny Ice Creamery
They make all of their ice creams from scratch at the store... Seriously, they are amazing!!
My favourite one was Lavender and Honey - it was absolutely amazing!!
They also let you try all of the flavours... MMMMMMM
I found a recipe for lavender ice cream - I want to make some now...
(Like I REALLY REALLY want some... NOW)
The Penny Ice Creamery
They make all of their ice creams from scratch at the store... Seriously, they are amazing!!
My favourite one was Lavender and Honey - it was absolutely amazing!!
They also let you try all of the flavours... MMMMMMM
I found a recipe for lavender ice cream - I want to make some now...
Ingredients
600ml (1 pint) full cream milk
10 sprigs of fresh lavender
4 medium egg yolks
175g runny honey
284ml pot double cream
METHOD
How to make lavender ice cream
1. Heat the milk until it starts to bubble around the edges. Add the lavender sprigs, remove from the heat and leave to infuse for 30 minutes or longer.
2. Whisk the egg yolks and honey in a bowl until thick. Strain the milk into the bowl and mix well.
3. Pour the mixture back into the pan over a gentle heat and stir to make a smooth custard which coats the back of a wooden spoon. Strain again, into a large bowl and leave to cool at room temperature, then put into the fridge.
4. Whip the cream and fold it into the custard. Put the mixture into an ice cream machine and follow the instructions. Or pour it into a plastic container and freeze until the sides begin to set then remove from the freezer and beat well. Freeze again until almost frozen then beat it smooth again and return, covered, to the freezer.
5. Take the container out of the freezer and put in the fridge for 10-15 minutes before serving, to let it soften.
(Like I REALLY REALLY want some... NOW)
Mazztastic
Ha ha, gotta love a good advertising feature, huh?
I had the original Gigi, but it got too noisy, so I sent it back and got the Gigi 2...
I'm very happy with it and I'm finding I favour it over the Ina 2, which I got a few weeks before it...
It does seem more powerful than the original Gigi.
I've not tried it in water, although I must do that one of these days...
I have to say, it's my favourite vibe ever, so far at least...
I do fancy the look of these Leaf ones, but I'd want to have a feel of it working first...
I had the original Gigi, but it got too noisy, so I sent it back and got the Gigi 2...
I'm very happy with it and I'm finding I favour it over the Ina 2, which I got a few weeks before it...
It does seem more powerful than the original Gigi.
I've not tried it in water, although I must do that one of these days...
I have to say, it's my favourite vibe ever, so far at least...
I do fancy the look of these Leaf ones, but I'd want to have a feel of it working first...
Spot on! The guys really do get a circle jerk going with these threads, don't they? 
Mazztastic
At just over 3,000 characters, it JUST would be submittable - I think that you need to expand the story a little, make it more interesting... You also need to punctuate it properly, especially around your dialogue, but throughout the whole piece. A lot of the sentences seem incomplete - you might want to try reading the story aloud to yourself - that way, you're more likely to spot errors and also see where you need to punctuate...
Good luck with it.
Good luck with it.
