I will often write when I am horny, but what I've found is that I tend to be repetitive and my sentence structure et al goes to shit, however the typing will tend to flow when I'm turned on..
So, what I will do is write at that time, just get it typed out onto the page, then I'll leave it and come back at a later stage and edit it with a clearer head.. Try and mold it into something half decent - with varying degrees of success...
I did find it amusing, when I used to verify stories, that you could totally tell if the writer was turned on when they wrote their story - it would tend to get jumbled, repetitive, lots of mistakes at the saucy bits... It always made me smile, it was so obvious that the blood had left the big head and headed to the little head ;)
twice.. only twice
*sobs*
Ha ha, I was going to say "only if there's not enough lube..."
I suppose you could just liken an AV to a book cover, couldn't you? In that an eye catching one is more likely to pique your interest and get you to take a look...
Please may I pick number 357?
Thanks john!
What a good idea to support lush!!
How dare you, you fucking cock end.
My daughter gets hit in the face by a party popper, at YOUR party, by unruly bastard weans, aiming them at people's faces and setting them off. It just missed her eye and she has a huge red welt on her face.
Did you stop the little shits from doing it after that? NO! Did you fuck.
So, what did I do? I asked the staff to remove them, if no one is going to police the little fuckers and stop them, what else could I do?
How dare you have a go at me when you sat with your face fucking tripping you, doing nothing but look fucking miserable, the whole night, fuck you, you worthless cunt.
Because AVs can be seen on the front page. They could inadvertently be seen by the wrong eyes, before they had the chance to decide whether to enter the site or navigate away...
Personally, I don't want to some guy's cock or some woman's pussy unless I choose to... If I want to see explicit or hardcore stuff, then I can choose to look at that... I don't need it foisted on me, unsolicited thank you very much!
Keep your junk private!!
I like the AV thing the way it is...
I am finally drinking a well-earned beer after a productive day of working hard!!
*cheers!*
A few reasons why this wouldn't work for me...
The heat and moisture inside your vagina would knacker your phone.
The vibration wouldn't be strong enough to do much.
I wouldn't fancy having my eggs fried from the emissions from my phone...
A sex toy is cheaper than a mobile phone - is there an app to remotely control a vibrating, internal sexual device? I see a hole in the market ha ha ha!
