I think the right music can really add to the mood for sure!!
Lost my virginity while a marillion album (don't judge me) was playing...
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Mazza
3 weeks ago
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Mazztastic
Sorry you've not got any answers, but the thread has been as funny as hell...
Maybe you could check the lonely hearts columns, or join a group or dating site?
I've heard that supermarkets are a good place to pick up women?
Or what about Craigslist or something?
We could help you write an ad!!!!
Maybe you could check the lonely hearts columns, or join a group or dating site?
I've heard that supermarkets are a good place to pick up women?
Or what about Craigslist or something?
We could help you write an ad!!!!
Mazztastic
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
Just before I get my period it's like my body goes into hormonal overdrive. I'm usually pretty amped most of the time, but my libido goes all hair-trigger on me.
My ex always knew when I'd jump him that he was in for some crazy sex and then some wicked mood swings a day later.
He called it the "cherry on top of crazy" and said the crazy sex made up for my crazy PMS.
I agree with this, although I'd say I'm pretty horny all the time. What I do find is that when I have PMS, I need more attention and reassurance, so the sex seems to calm it down a bit.
Mazztastic
From the cuckold stuff I've seen, there seems to be an element of humiliation/domination/submission which doesn't have to be a part of the wife lovers thing, I mean, like you said, there isn't necessarily that element in a bog standard affair...
I would have thought it would be a very popular category and certainly make it easier for people to find what they're looking for.
I would have thought it would be a very popular category and certainly make it easier for people to find what they're looking for.
Mazztastic
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My neighbor is a very attractive woman, she appears to be quite reserved but often her nipples will show through her clothing, I'm sure she knows but does nothing to cover up.
Each week when she does her washing she seems to place it very carefully on the rotary line.
But this is the thing, her bras are always on the outside and in (my) full view, panties are next but again in full view.
I cannot imagine her flirting in any obvious way, but is this a form of flirting that is not obvious say to her husband or am I reading too much between the lines.
Why should she have to cover up at all?
Women's nipples don't just become erect for sexual reasons you know. Stop staring, that's just rude!
I think you're completely misreading the whole situation and quite frankly, if you were my neighbour and I caught you ogling my nips and taking notes on my washing line, I can tell you I'd have some harsh words for you...
No wonder women feel objectified as sexual playthings...
What next, she wears sexy clothes and is giving you the 'come on'?
Mazztastic
Quote by Widowlicker
Cheek to cheek and a little slow shuffle i can do.( reluctantly)
I was refering to getting down to rap, techno rave ( whatever it is) , hip hop, club music etc...... My feet don't want to move, can't hold the groove ,beat,rythym. The way i see it, dancing is the one thing in life that i was never meant to doI am not going to a dance instuctor, but i when explain to women that i just can't do it, they automatically think i'm a chicken shit. In thier opinion everyone can dance and anyone who can't is a jellyfish, spineless, and not worth thier time lol.
You should have said that then
I'm certainly not the type of gal to judge a guy on his ability to dance... But then, as I say, I'm not much of a dancer so it's not really likely to be an issue for me!
Mazztastic
Not a turn off for me, I'm not much of a dancer either.
As long as we can shuffle around, cheek to cheek, arms around each other, having a bit of a smooch, while trying to dance, then I am happy
Oh in saying that, I DO love ceilidhs, but anyone can do that sort of dancing. Even if you're good at it, everyone will be drunk and clumsy, so you'll end up black and blue anyway!!
I mean like in this vid, but with more people who don't really know how to do it, and lots and lots of alcohol!!
Happy days
As long as we can shuffle around, cheek to cheek, arms around each other, having a bit of a smooch, while trying to dance, then I am happy
Oh in saying that, I DO love ceilidhs, but anyone can do that sort of dancing. Even if you're good at it, everyone will be drunk and clumsy, so you'll end up black and blue anyway!!
I mean like in this vid, but with more people who don't really know how to do it, and lots and lots of alcohol!!
Happy days
Mazztastic
Quote by Poppet
Yes, I've read/listen to that one. Yum! I saw. Whew :3
Mazza's Favorite Stories Here you go!
That is very cool!! Thank you Poppet!!
Mazztastic
Quote by Poppet
I'll have to check them out, but the Did You Know I Love Your Cock, link didn't work. I got a 404 link. ._.
I love my poem, it also has an audio. I followed it with Eating Of My Pussy, which was going to be a poem, but turned into a short story. Both do fantastic, but Sucking Cock does more. I don't have a cock, but I love sucking on them. xD
Edit: No idea why my font is all in bold?
Second Edit: It's your fault, you messed up the boldness. xP
Sorry about that!! Don't know what I did wrong. Here's the correct link
Did You Know I Love Your Cock?
(I am so glad to see long posts by everyone else too!!)
How can you see how many times a story has been favourited?
Mazztastic
Quote by Poppet
2. "Sucking Cock" is my second one, now it’s just a poem, but it has gotten so much attention, I’m shocked. It has over 4,000 views, for a poem! To me that is a big deal. I guess people like cock sucking on this site.
Something about sucking cock... My poem I suck has a lot of views too!!
I think LauraLee_Sugah would tell you the same thing!! I know her poem
Did You Know I Love Your Cock has over 150 votes, over 15k views and I swear, one of the hottest audios I have EVER heard!! I don't have a cock and it STILL makes me swoon!!
If you've not heard it, you really should give it a listen!
Mazztastic
Love this idea for a thread, Buz!!
What are your favorite 2 story titles of your own stories and why?
I like to use titles that are a bit different sometimes, although I'm never usually sure what the title will end up being right up until I submit the story to be verified.
My personal favourites are:
Achilles Pussy (or how I can never resist my urges)
I had been speaking with a friend ages ago about things and he said that if I were a guy, he would say I was led by my cock - it gave me the idea for a story about a woman who really is at the mercy of her pussy's urges. It was fun and dirty and my first attempt at a Hardcore story. I also think it's the best audio I've done, certainly, it was very fun to read it.
My second favourite is:
The Ice Queen Cometh (or how Roy and I got back on track)
It was just a bit of a play on words from "The Iceman Cometh," which is a play written by American playwright Eugene O'Neill. It made me think of a story about a woman who was referred to as an 'Ice Queen'. Initially, I was going to write it about a frigid woman, but when the Spice It Up competition was announced on Lush, I decided that I could use this idea and play with it a little.
I wrote about a couple whose relationship had become a bit stale, they hang out with a set of boring and judgmental friends. When one of the couples breaks up, the spurned girlfriend - who just happens to have the nickname Ice Queen, as she comes from Norway - ends up getting it on with Rowan, the main female character. It was really the first time I had written any girl on girl action and I have to say, it was really fun. (It never placed in the comp, but I was quite proud of the story nonetheless and it was well-received, which was encouraging and it still gets quite a lot of hits.)
Also, what are your 2 most successful story titles, either in acclaim or attracting views?
I actually have three which are my most popular.
Stanley Gets A Heart On
I had started working on this one a long time before I finished it. I had been discouraged a bit after sharing it with a friend who hadn't been impressed by it, so I abandoned it and it lay for ages until the Valentine's Competition was announced on Lush.
I remembered about the story then and figured I could maybe turn it into something good.
It's a love story essentially, all about cyber romance and putting the spark back in a marriage. There was a bit of a twist in the end, although not a very surprising one. I fell in love with the characters though and it got some lovely lovely feedback. I was delighted when it came third in the competition and was awarded with an Editor's choice award! (quite proud of that)
Punish Me
I wrote Punish Me as a way to explore a darker side. It became part of a series (still one final part to be written). It was my first reluctance story, about a girl who pretty much lets herself be degraded by a not very nice BF. The series shows how she starts as a pretty pathetic person, lacking in confidence or self worth and goes on to become sure of herself again.
I kind of hated writing it, but I enjoyed it too. I didn't think I would be able to record an audio, as it was pretty explicit and I wasn't sure that I could do it, but I did.
It's also my most viewed story to date and not so very far off reaching the required views to earn me a Famous Story badge!
Finally, I couldn't not mention this one:
The Client On The Sixth Floor
Initially co-written with an excellent Lush writer, as a one-off, the story took on a life of its own and is now at part 7b, with part 8 due sometime in the not too distant future, to complete the series. It's a love story about a high-class escort and her client, they go through some trials and tribulations, mistakes and misunderstandings, but with a light-hearted and humorous take which people seem to relate to.
Part 1 received an Editor's Choice award, of which I am very proud. Although the series does not have as many views and comments as some of my other stories, I have been absolutely overwhelmed by the feedback I've received. So many people have gotten in touch with me, saying how they related to the characters, wanting to know what would happen next, and that has been a constant, ever since the story was first published.
I've recorded audios for each part, although I must confess that the last two installments were not easy to read, given the subject matter.
(god, longest post EVER!!! Well done if you got through that!)
What are your favorite 2 story titles of your own stories and why?
I like to use titles that are a bit different sometimes, although I'm never usually sure what the title will end up being right up until I submit the story to be verified.
My personal favourites are:
Achilles Pussy (or how I can never resist my urges)
I had been speaking with a friend ages ago about things and he said that if I were a guy, he would say I was led by my cock - it gave me the idea for a story about a woman who really is at the mercy of her pussy's urges. It was fun and dirty and my first attempt at a Hardcore story. I also think it's the best audio I've done, certainly, it was very fun to read it.
My second favourite is:
The Ice Queen Cometh (or how Roy and I got back on track)
It was just a bit of a play on words from "The Iceman Cometh," which is a play written by American playwright Eugene O'Neill. It made me think of a story about a woman who was referred to as an 'Ice Queen'. Initially, I was going to write it about a frigid woman, but when the Spice It Up competition was announced on Lush, I decided that I could use this idea and play with it a little.
I wrote about a couple whose relationship had become a bit stale, they hang out with a set of boring and judgmental friends. When one of the couples breaks up, the spurned girlfriend - who just happens to have the nickname Ice Queen, as she comes from Norway - ends up getting it on with Rowan, the main female character. It was really the first time I had written any girl on girl action and I have to say, it was really fun. (It never placed in the comp, but I was quite proud of the story nonetheless and it was well-received, which was encouraging and it still gets quite a lot of hits.)
Also, what are your 2 most successful story titles, either in acclaim or attracting views?
I actually have three which are my most popular.
Stanley Gets A Heart On
I had started working on this one a long time before I finished it. I had been discouraged a bit after sharing it with a friend who hadn't been impressed by it, so I abandoned it and it lay for ages until the Valentine's Competition was announced on Lush.
I remembered about the story then and figured I could maybe turn it into something good.
It's a love story essentially, all about cyber romance and putting the spark back in a marriage. There was a bit of a twist in the end, although not a very surprising one. I fell in love with the characters though and it got some lovely lovely feedback. I was delighted when it came third in the competition and was awarded with an Editor's choice award! (quite proud of that)
Punish Me
I wrote Punish Me as a way to explore a darker side. It became part of a series (still one final part to be written). It was my first reluctance story, about a girl who pretty much lets herself be degraded by a not very nice BF. The series shows how she starts as a pretty pathetic person, lacking in confidence or self worth and goes on to become sure of herself again.
I kind of hated writing it, but I enjoyed it too. I didn't think I would be able to record an audio, as it was pretty explicit and I wasn't sure that I could do it, but I did.
It's also my most viewed story to date and not so very far off reaching the required views to earn me a Famous Story badge!
Finally, I couldn't not mention this one:
The Client On The Sixth Floor
Initially co-written with an excellent Lush writer, as a one-off, the story took on a life of its own and is now at part 7b, with part 8 due sometime in the not too distant future, to complete the series. It's a love story about a high-class escort and her client, they go through some trials and tribulations, mistakes and misunderstandings, but with a light-hearted and humorous take which people seem to relate to.
Part 1 received an Editor's Choice award, of which I am very proud. Although the series does not have as many views and comments as some of my other stories, I have been absolutely overwhelmed by the feedback I've received. So many people have gotten in touch with me, saying how they related to the characters, wanting to know what would happen next, and that has been a constant, ever since the story was first published.
I've recorded audios for each part, although I must confess that the last two installments were not easy to read, given the subject matter.
(god, longest post EVER!!! Well done if you got through that!)
