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Mazza
3 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark
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Mazztastic
Quote by sprite
you could write about giant squid umm... having a festival...? i'd vote for that one!
Oh that reminds me, I have a nice tentacle pic for your wall... (I've saved it somewhere!)
I'll think of something! At least it's a nice long deadline, so it gives me plenty time to procrastinate!
Mazztastic
Quote by Jinxy
Now im gonna have to listen to it.is it up yet?
Indeed it is!!! Gav, the great and powerful (wizard of aus, geddit? Sorry, that's a crap joke even for me) kindly attached it today...
So, it's there for your listening pleasure!
Here's the cheeky wee link: Natural Beauty
Mazztastic
I have to say that I have absolutely no ideas for anything to write for this??
I'm guessing that as usual, inspiration will strike about a week before the deadline! Ha ha!!
Looking forward to being able to read all the entries this time though, I never got through the ones in the last comp as I was super busy!!
I'm guessing that as usual, inspiration will strike about a week before the deadline! Ha ha!!
Looking forward to being able to read all the entries this time though, I never got through the ones in the last comp as I was super busy!!
Mazztastic
Quote by simply_sweet
New topic: Cheesy background music during sex
So, getting the thread back on track...
I once dated a guy, I'm embarrassed to say,
Who looked rather more bear than man.
His chest hair was thick, but then so was his dick,
And I soon found that I was quite a fan.
I didn't mind too much, of the jewellery he wore,
Though when fucking, his medallion would hit me.
But the one thing that drove me quite insane
Was he could only 'perform' to a medley.
He'd put on a CD as he sprayed his cologne
Then he'd crank it 'til it was quite a din.
I found it so hard just to keep a straight face
As 'Boom Chica Wow Wow' kicked in.
He looked like a porn star, was hung like a horse
And his technique was second to none.
But the sound so distracted and put me off guard
That when with him, I never could cum.
Next Challenge:
When you get caught whilst Lushing...
