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Mazza
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Quote by bustyreadhead


also: try not to be wearing the skins of dead hitchhikers when approaching women.



Eeeeew!!!!
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Quote by sprite


*shrugs* let's just say that, if your a guy, and looking for advice on what NOT to say, don't use a line that has the word " " in it?
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Hmm, that's rank... What a prick!
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Quote by sprite
one, that i'm not going to repeat here, got the guy's face punched in - literally. the one i WILL repeat here was:

"your mother must have been a terrorist, cause you're the bomb"

that one got an eye roll and a 'no thanks'.
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I want to know what the face punch guy said...
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Gosh, my life is a whole series of WTFWIT moments all stitched together by happy coincidence.

Seriously though, I have done plenty of things that on reflection I wouldn't go back and repeat, but hey, it's all part of life's rich tapestry, right?

We learn by them and not to repeat them (fingers crossed)
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I function about 6, although 8 is probably my optimum...

I find that if I have more than that, I tend to be groggy for the day
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Good morning everyone!!

I do believe that it's Titty Tuesday?

Enjoy!
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Quote by EirikrThorson


I'll have to listen as the Gaelic lass' (Scots or Irish) have the sexiest voices I know


I do hope that you enjoy!!

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Good afternoon all!!

After a relatively sleepless night and an ungodly early rise, I think I need to either bathe in coffee or similar, or go and lie down for an hour...

Hope this finds you well though...

Be back in a bit when I'll be more alert I think!
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I do like a few accents, but it's more who's speaking and what they're saying rather than their accent tbh

I can confirm that as a Scottish woman, I often get lovely feedback on the audios I've recorded for most of the stories I've posted here, which is lovely!
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Better out than in
Words on a screen, took a chance
Whatever happens.
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Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
Spank would work, too.


Laughing at the choices, but I think spank works well...
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I don't need it rubbed in my face, fuck you very much.
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Quote by CurlyGirly


I thought you said you really enjoyed it when I did that to you??


Nah, no sexual pleasure for me. Hot licking the tip of his cock on the upstroke, tho.


Well, it IS very different when it's a strap on on a hot sexy chic...

Laughing!

The cock lick upstroke thing is hawt though...

(I do have sufficient boobAge for it, but apart from it being a huge turn on for him, it doesn't really tick any of my boxes)
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