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Mazza
3 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark
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Mazztastic
My pal Kinky put it very well...
I think you get as good a representation on Lush as anywhere of women or men.
Aside from the obvious openness about sex and sexuality (although as you've already noted, many are not who they seem, but I think that's very true in real life too - just with the difference that people hide behind their faces rather than avatars) people can be who they want to be here, although, that often isn't what they expected - be careful what you wish for!
I think you get as good a representation on Lush as anywhere of women or men.
Aside from the obvious openness about sex and sexuality (although as you've already noted, many are not who they seem, but I think that's very true in real life too - just with the difference that people hide behind their faces rather than avatars) people can be who they want to be here, although, that often isn't what they expected - be careful what you wish for!
Mazztastic
A perennial favourite, goes something like this...
Lush user: *Poke
Mazza: *Poke Back
Lush user: *Poke
Mazza: Thinks: What? I just poked you back, speak the words!
*Poke back
Lush user: *Poke
Mazza: Thinks: Holy fuck, I just fucking poked you back, what the fuck?
*Poke Back
Lush user: *poke
Mazza: Thinks: Oh come on tae fuck!!! I'm obviously HERE, I just fucking poked you back, what do you want???
*Poke back
Lush user: *Poke
Mazza: Thinks Right, you're fuckin' gettin' it
*HELLO WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Lush user:
Mazza: *Head explodes
EDIT: yes thank you - black and blue from all the pokin'
Lush user: *Poke
Mazza: *Poke Back
Lush user: *Poke
Mazza: Thinks: What? I just poked you back, speak the words!
*Poke back
Lush user: *Poke
Mazza: Thinks: Holy fuck, I just fucking poked you back, what the fuck?
*Poke Back
Lush user: *poke
Mazza: Thinks: Oh come on tae fuck!!! I'm obviously HERE, I just fucking poked you back, what do you want???
*Poke back
Lush user: *Poke
Mazza: Thinks Right, you're fuckin' gettin' it
*HELLO WHAT DO YOU WANT?
Lush user:
Mazza: *Head explodes
EDIT: yes thank you - black and blue from all the pokin'
Mazztastic
Welcome to Lush, Honey!!
I am also browsing for some new toys and given the cost of some, I was looking for some recommendations?
I'm thinking of getting a couple of wee bullet type clit vibes, but also fancy a new vibrator. Now I am very happy with my Lelo Gigi, but I fancy a change...
I'm liking the look of some of the Swan, Leaf and Pico toys I've seen, but they are pricey, so, I wanted to know are they any good??
Any advice would be appreciated!!
I am also browsing for some new toys and given the cost of some, I was looking for some recommendations?
I'm thinking of getting a couple of wee bullet type clit vibes, but also fancy a new vibrator. Now I am very happy with my Lelo Gigi, but I fancy a change...
I'm liking the look of some of the Swan, Leaf and Pico toys I've seen, but they are pricey, so, I wanted to know are they any good??
Any advice would be appreciated!!
Mazztastic
I'd have to say that Brosnan was my favourite, followed by Connery and then Craig
You know who I think would make a good Bond? That new Superman actor - Henry Cavill
I saw him interviewed recently and I thought he would be good as a Bond...
As an aside, did you know that Fleming also wrote Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
You know who I think would make a good Bond? That new Superman actor - Henry Cavill
I saw him interviewed recently and I thought he would be good as a Bond...
As an aside, did you know that Fleming also wrote Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?
Mazztastic
Oh I must say that I find something alluring and manly about a fella who's worked up a sweat from doing physical, manly things (not a smelly B.O. sweat, but the well-earned fruits of hard labour)
I also like him to work up a sweat with me, his skin against mine, hot, moist, RRRRRr
In saying that, I love it when he's fresh out of the shower, clean moist skin...
Really, if I'm that into him, as long as he doesn't stink, it's all good! lol
I also like him to work up a sweat with me, his skin against mine, hot, moist, RRRRRr
In saying that, I love it when he's fresh out of the shower, clean moist skin...
Really, if I'm that into him, as long as he doesn't stink, it's all good! lol
Mazztastic
Quote by JohnC
Maybe he is asking if the gals take advantage of "Halloween" to have sex with guys they want to have sex with? You know, like because everyone is dressed up and their identities are hidden or something? Then again, how would you know it was the one you wanted to have sex with if no one knew who anyone was? Or is it simply the ability to pretend for a night and everyone still knows who everyone is, but they can act like it does not matter because everyone is "not" themselves that night?
Maybe?
Aaah, furry fetishists...
Gotcha!
;)
Mazztastic
Quote by clum
Would it be possible to have an option to receive an e-mail notification when one of your stories receives an RR or EP?
When I got one, it DID show up in my timeline, which was a lovely surprise, I must say!!
Oh, I was wondering if it would be possible to filter your timeline posts in the same way as you can with your newsfeed? (not that I'm trying to add to the already huge workload.. it was just an idea)
Love the way the site is growing and evolving!!
Mazztastic
I looked for this but couldn't see anything...
It would be great if there was a report post/thread link in the forums...
I just saw one advertising an escort agency, which isn't allowed obviously, but non of my mod friends seem to be around to delete it...
You know, just some sort of "panic button" you could press if there's an urgent matter (and I have seen some in the past) and a mod will come to your assistance?
It would be great if there was a report post/thread link in the forums...
I just saw one advertising an escort agency, which isn't allowed obviously, but non of my mod friends seem to be around to delete it...
You know, just some sort of "panic button" you could press if there's an urgent matter (and I have seen some in the past) and a mod will come to your assistance?
Mazztastic
Quote by lafayettemister
Haha, there you go talking shit again. Figures Ms Assmouth
Mazza has three nipples. But the third on is where her clit should be. It gets hard like other nipples when she's cold.
LM's penis actually goes up inside his body when he gets an erection.
Sure it saves embarrassment when he gets a boner, but makes masturbating difficult and he ends up fucking himself every time he gets wood...