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Mazza
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Quote by lafayettemister
Mazza was born with a physical defect. Her pussy and anus are in reverse position. She's been taking it in the ass her entire life and didn't know it.


You're wrong there - it's my MOUTH and ass that are the wrong way round - I've actually been talking out of my ass my whole life!!

LM loves getting it up his ass

Oh wait, it's supposed to be a lie that I tell??

My bad, LM HATES ass play ;)
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I am working on part 2 of the Big Sandwich story, the one CG and I wrote...

I have to say, it's the filthiest, dirtiest smut I have written to date...

(I'm a little ashamed)
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Quote by lafayettemister


From what I hear, she uses your sloppy wet cunt as the lube?


Well, you HOPE she does... I wonder if that'll make it hurt less??
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Quote by lafayettemister


She's still using her hand on you? Rookie. You're still a Level One in CG's World. Wait until you get to Level Three and she uses the paddle! Sometimes when I'm bent over, it will hit my nutsack. Talk about blue balls!


Yeah, I asked her to make sure and swat those dangly orbs of yours if she got the chance... Like a cat with a ball of wool...

You DO realise that she'll lube up the handle of the paddle next? You know where that goes, RIGHT??
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Quote by lafayettemister
I'm in agreement with part of what CG says. It would be way worse if she got up and said, "Brb, I gotta take a shit" or

Pinch a loaf
Evacuate my colon
Drop the kids off at the pool
Feed the rats
Let the paratroopers go
I have a turd honking for the right of way


OMG I actually spat out my coffee!!

Another one is "I've got tortoise head" or "I'm touching cloth"

CG - as you know, I am ever grateful for my ongoing education... Do you have to be SO bloody strict though??? These handprints on my ass are taking FOREVER to heal...
(see I said 'ass' instead of 'arse, progress, right?)
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(and spookily, as I post this, I notice that it IS the exact time that it says on teh clock in the pic!!)
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Quote by CurlyGirly


Maybe it's just that, because they're girls?

I don't know any women my age who do that*. We usually just say "excuse me" and get up from the table. No more details or explanation needed.


*except for when I'm Lushing with Maz. I always tell her when I'm going to pee, shower, or "drop a deuce." No detail is too intimate.


Well, that's because I NEED to know EXACTLY what you are doing at any given moment...

How are you now, feeling a bit lighter, hon??
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I've had many pets over the years...

Currently, I have two cats, four goldfish and a rat.

I had a dog, but sadly we had to have her put to sleep not that long ago.

Got a replacement, but it turned out to be a bitey wee bastard and he kept pissing and shitting fucking everywhere, so he went back to his original owners - no more dogs for a while!!
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Quote by kiera


@ Mazza Best author on Lush as far as im concerned and the reason KK is here at all.

@ JohnC seems nice we have emailed a few times, very active in the forums.





Naughty_Nurse... Makes me giggle!! Such funny posts!!
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Quote by cocokisses
You retain the rights to your stories as they are your intellectual property. However, if your story is a competition winning piece it should remain here for a period of six months (I think, I need to confirm that.)

If you choose to compile an ebook of stories that you have published here, you can opt to hide them. There is an option for this in your My Stories page. I hope this answers your questions and if not feel free to try posing another.


I thought it was a year, for comp stories...
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Quote by pricklypear
for the ladies: what about having dong pics in a friends only folder...is that okay?

PS: i'm picky with who i will add ftr.


Yes, that's fine... We've covered this already in the thread...

Just don't need to see them.
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Quote by sprite


technically, that's 3 words...


Not sprite
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Quote by Nikki703


I agree. I find a pic like your AV far sexier than just showing a disembodied cock sticking up waiting to be saluted! Same goes for women, I find an AV like Maz's or Shy's far sexier than if they just showed their bare boobs (not that I wouldn't look, LOL)!!


Yours is pretty bloody sexy too, Nikki!!

Whoo whooooo
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Welcome lovely newbies!!

Quite the party we've got going here!!

Happy dance!!
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Quote by lensman
Keep them wanting more....much more fun to tease than to show all!


Bows
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I'm also not a guy, but I'd recommend the Dark Tower series... It's fantastic...

If you're looking for something thought provoking and clever, try Scarlett Thomas. The end of mr y is my favourite...

Also, I'd recommend Nicholson Baker, his stories are thoughtful, clever and funny as fuck!! Start with the Fermata (it's sexy too, but by no means romantic)
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Aw you guys have been partying while I've been away!!!

Welcome to even more newbies!!! It's so good of you to drop by!!!

I hope everyone's taking care of you??

I'll be back shortly, would someone mind fixing me a drink?

I'll bring snacks too, all y'all must be peckish...
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Oh man, it seems so long ago now, CG - so many blank and guest posts...

Who'da thunk we'd be here now, at 100???

Thank you to EVERYONE who's visited, kept it going...

You guys ROCK!
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