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Mazza
3 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark

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I bet it's me...

I bet it's bloody well me who turns it onto the 100th page and has to buy EVERYONE a drink!!

So, is that EVERYONE who's visited this fine thread, or just the ones that have stuck it this long?? huh?



The soundtrack was fab!!

Not a huge fan of zombies, but the above and Shaun of the Dead was awesome too!!!

28 Days Later was okay, but I did find 28 Weeks Later kinda scary...



this never gets old and it just came on the radio... had to post
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You'll find easily, one of my top listers.

Yeah, they truly are. He has a very good eye.


Mmmmm Hmmmm

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I LOL'd hard. If he knew we were even joking about it, he'd blush.


In all fairness, I think we had agreed that it was both tasteful and marvellous and I think he would be proud! Lol

(And in saying that, I am about to inspect your friends' list);)
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Biggest way for someone to get deleted off my friends list is when this happens.

I also have to agree with your comment above about (Okay, I can think of two current and one past Lushie, who do/did what I would deem to be artistic and sexy cock shots. They were tasteful, well thought out and properly composed photographs, which one could consider to be erotic art... So, out of ALL of the profiles I have seen, only 3 have made the grade.) Because I know one person who does this, and he does amazing work. I do believe you are even talking about one in the same. I could be wrong, but I'm thinking not, because we're both friends with him. ;) Haha


Hee hee, you are probably right... IM me and we can compare notes

(kidding)
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i walked out of the shower once and into the kitchen, naked, of course, not knowing that my wife had hired a circus. there was an entire circus in my kitchen! no animals, just lots of clowns and other circus people. they all stared at me cause i was naked. i didn't have an erection cause i'm a girl, but if i'd had a penis i would have and it would have been ten inches long and 7 inches around. my wife told me to get on all fours on the counter so they could all fuck me. there were like 60 of them (those clown cars hold a lot of clowns!). i came 300 times, squirting so much that i flooded the house. fortunately we had insurance. it was very nice. afterwards i made them lunch and then they all left.


CLOWNS!

shudders

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I don't like seeing random cocks when I visit someone's profile, even if they are on my friends list. I don't much like looking at them either. The only time I “like” seeing cock, and or even nude photos is if I know he took it for ME in mind. I once asked someone to take one of his arse, to me that was hot. I don’t want to see random nudes of men I really don’t know, and you’ll never see me comment on them either, even if I ask for them. I think the comments on nude photos are so cliché, and won’t do it. I’ll tell the person privately!


Oh I agree with this - I'd like to think someone was showing ONLY me his cock, rather than a dozen random strangers - what's special about that otherwise...

Another pet peeve is when people ASK me to comment on their pics - I very rarely look at anyone's pics at all, so I am certainly not going to go onto someone I barely know's page and start leaving comments on their pics...
Okay, I can think of two current and one past Lushie, who do/did what I would deem to be artistic and sexy cock shots. They were tasteful, well thought out and properly composed photographs, which one could consider to be erotic art... So, out of ALL of the profiles I have seen, only 3 have made the grade (just in my opinion)

Now, I have to say that I really dislike cock pics on profiles, certainly on public view. I tend not to look at them and they are more of a turn off than a turn on if I'm scoping out a friend request or whatever. They don't offend me or anything, but I just don't like it. That would be like me putting pussy pics on my profile (don't even look, there are none, I just wouldn't do it)

That's not to say that I have never found cock pics to be sexy, that's simply not the case. There have been times where someone has plucked up the courage to share a pic with me and that can be very exciting, even if it's not a great pic. I mean, to think of them wanting to reveal such a personal thing is an honour really I guess, well, in some cases.

I also don't mind cock pics quite so much if they are set so that only friends can see them, or a private album for only closer friend(s) to see. I mean, why would I want to see some stranger's cock?? No thanks!!

Generally speaking though, unless I'm fucking you, I'm not interested in seeing your dick, thanks all the same.

Oh, I should add, from time to time, I have been sent some interesting and innovative cock/cum tributes - I don't ask for them, but some have been very clever and made me laugh (in a good way)

Hope that helps smile
They've done the whole album - I seriously doubt that it could ever eclipse (see what I did there??) the original, however, worth a post...



(this is nowhere near as good as The Cure's version though)
I'd never heard of this but I LOVE the colours!!! The sparkliness totally appeals to my magpie-like nature.

Might just go check them out right now...
Bloody double post grrr
(Might put in a pic of my blue toenails instead ha ha)

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