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Mazza
3 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark
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Mazztastic
Quote by Kinky_Becky
When it alas became Ms Trinket's time
She forgot to leave a post to rhyme.
But then Crazy Diamond came along
To scold young Trinket for her wrong.
So the next time you give us the pleasure
Of poetic words we all can treasure
Don't forget what the next will need
And leave a idea to plant their seed.
[Ode to the vibrating egg]
Okay, next topic should be:
Things to do in a lush outage with a vibrating egg
Ha ha ha
Mazztastic
No subject...
The letter I found said, "I don't love you no more."
"I'm sick at the sight of you, I'm using the door."
"I've had quite enough of our merry-go-round."
"I'm off to make love with a new one I found."
"Please don't try to reach me, I don't want to hear."
"I feel physically ill at the thought of you near."
"I've packed all my stuff and I've left both the rings."
"You can keep all the rest of our jointly-bought things."
"I've deleted you on Facebook, it is the best way."
"Goodbye and I'm sorry, that's all I can say."
Well, I looked at the letter, I glanced at the door.
I crumpled the paper, it dropped to the floor.
I stared into space then I started to cry
Body shaking, I wiped just one tear from my eye.
"Good riddance," I whispered, slumping back in my chair,
Already feeling better not having you there.
For years I'd wanted to tell you to go
But the time never right, I said nothing and so
I sit here relieved, with a smile on my face,
Your letter, though awful, a saving grace.
Next topic: things to do in a Lush outage...
The letter I found said, "I don't love you no more."
"I'm sick at the sight of you, I'm using the door."
"I've had quite enough of our merry-go-round."
"I'm off to make love with a new one I found."
"Please don't try to reach me, I don't want to hear."
"I feel physically ill at the thought of you near."
"I've packed all my stuff and I've left both the rings."
"You can keep all the rest of our jointly-bought things."
"I've deleted you on Facebook, it is the best way."
"Goodbye and I'm sorry, that's all I can say."
Well, I looked at the letter, I glanced at the door.
I crumpled the paper, it dropped to the floor.
I stared into space then I started to cry
Body shaking, I wiped just one tear from my eye.
"Good riddance," I whispered, slumping back in my chair,
Already feeling better not having you there.
For years I'd wanted to tell you to go
But the time never right, I said nothing and so
I sit here relieved, with a smile on my face,
Your letter, though awful, a saving grace.
Next topic: things to do in a Lush outage...
Mazztastic
Quote by Iain69
And I thought you enjoyed nasal sex....? (or is my dyslexia showing again?)
She's really well hung - DP would be, interesting...
I don't like it when people (on Lush) jump right in and start trying to sex me up before they've even got to know me...
I'm not that sort of gal and I'm generally not interested...
Mazztastic
Quote by CurlyGirly
I don't know. If he stabs one of my holes with his thick, fat cock, that really works for...nevermind, it's obviously been way too long.
Errant nose or ear hair.
I'd prefer plunge or thrust, but I hear what you're saying... And as long as it's not nostrils, ears or eyes...
Mazztastic
As much as I love all of the other things, tonguing, fingers and so forth, nothing can compare to that first thrust, that initial moment of penetration, his weight on top of me as he fucks me...
I'd love to be able to say that it doesn't matter, but honestly, to me, it does...
EDIT: After thinking about what I just said above, I realised that I've never been in a relationship without penetration. I guess that if I loved the guy enough, then it would matter a lot less. It would have to be pretty special for me to consider it though.
(I'm aware that I don't sound very understanding, but I am just trying to be honest)
I'm guessing that it would be a lot different if I was already in the relationship and the penetration became impossible, by that time, one might assume that we were already in love - in which case, I would be much more open to finding ways to make it work for both of us. However, at this stage in life, it's still important enough for me to want a relationship with it, penetration I mean.
I'd love to be able to say that it doesn't matter, but honestly, to me, it does...
EDIT: After thinking about what I just said above, I realised that I've never been in a relationship without penetration. I guess that if I loved the guy enough, then it would matter a lot less. It would have to be pretty special for me to consider it though.
(I'm aware that I don't sound very understanding, but I am just trying to be honest)
I'm guessing that it would be a lot different if I was already in the relationship and the penetration became impossible, by that time, one might assume that we were already in love - in which case, I would be much more open to finding ways to make it work for both of us. However, at this stage in life, it's still important enough for me to want a relationship with it, penetration I mean.
Mazztastic
Quote by Dancing_Doll
1. You are in the friend zone.
2. Her initial distancing from you was because you made it clear that being 'just friends' wasn't an option because of your feelings. She was respecting.
3. As time has passed, she is probably going through shit with her new BF and/or life in general. She misses your friendship. She is hoping that you can now have perspective on everything and things can return to normal (ie. before you confessed your feelings).
4. Situation still stands the same as far as I can see it. If you can't be 'just friends' with her, then I would not rock the boat.
5. Good luck.
Spot on! (as usual)
Mazztastic
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012
Slow roast it on a bed of potatoes?
Now, that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
Quote by Kimasa
But seriously…
Penis envy was just a Victorian label born from men’s inability, in that period of history, to fully understand why women wanted equality.
Penis envy was a Victorian theory, particularly of Sigmund Freud's in 1908 and was based on his study of women’s envy of men’s superior social position. Freud and his followers could only see woman in the image defined by Freud – inferior, childish, helpless, with no possibility of happiness unless she adjusted to being man’s passive object – they wanted to help women get rid of their suppressed envy and “their neurotic desire to be equal”.
It was never really about women wanting to have a cock.
Oh and Sigmund Freud was a coke head, not sure if that has any bearing on some of his theories but worth a mention!
Mazztastic
Quote by elitfromnorth
Made her do the audio for one of the collaborative stories I did with Shylass, simply because her Scottish accent is the only one that can sound so sexy, yet so fitting to such an absurd story.
You mean this one, right?
Copy Couple
That was very fun to do and of course I am now scarred for life... The merest whiff of WD-40 makes my whole body shudder...
Bad, dirty Elit and Daisy!!
