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Mazza
3 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark

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Yes, a few times and it can be wonderful...

One time I was being 'seen to' in a shower in a posh hotel. It was one of those fancy ones with the stone tiles and an array of jets that can be positioned for your pleasure...

All was well and most satisfactory until we switched off the water and realised that a flannel had fallen into the shower tray, effectively blocking the drain. There was water everywhere and we had to call the hotel staff to come clean up...

Embarrassing.
I really really really wish I had a cock between my legs right now...

Of course, I want it to be attached to a man and for him to be doing wicked things to me with it....


What do you mean that's not what you meant? What the fuck else would I do with a cock??
Ha, his AV made me smile... Lazy bastard! *giggles* pass me that beer!


As much as I love Dave Grohl, I do think this is the better version...



I love this version (but you realise I will have to post the original too?)


Thanks for reminding me about this album, CG... love it x
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For someone who lost a friend.



Aaaaw, love you CG!

I don't mind it - have to say I prefer to taste it from his fingers, lips, cock... Rrrrr
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Of course I have a loaded potato, and I'm not afraid to use it...or eat it.


That looks Deee-licious!!! Damn you CG, you know how to make my mouth water

look...



Has it come to this? Potato porn??? I never thought I'd see the day on Lush...

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Happy Wednesday, Rump! Just stopping by to see if you have any coffee creamer I can borrow. I'm out of my usual above creamer. Enjoy the beautiful day!



I hate the way you ALWAYS spoil my coffee!!!

I put through almost all of my stories today, to assign pictures to them - bless the verifying team, they turned them around ever so fast!! (I don't even think they swore at me hahahah)

Of course, a huge part of doing that was a strange mix of OCD and procrastination...

Better just have myself a drink I reckon... What's good? Okay, what won't kill me? Never mind, I'll take whatever is on offer


cheers you lot!!

(Oh and Scoot? I've sorted you out with those bubbles) ;)
I'm not fucking her, no matter how much she begs me

hahahah
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I think that most of the time guys use MILF not just to refer to mothers but also to women on the age to be mothers. It does not matter if you are "technically a mother" or not, at least from my experience. ;-)


I know what you mean, but if they aren't a mother, then should it not be OWILTF?? (older woman I'd like to fuck)

Oh, and please never call me an 'older woman', not if you'd like to keep your testicles...
Poppet actually DOES work in an office, but instead of using her fingers to type, she uses a HUGE purple, rubber strap on
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I'd rather be called MILF than Ma'am...


So true!!

Technically I AM a mother, so.... I guess it fits? I'm not sure I really like it as a label, but hey, I've been called worse...

and ma'am makes me feel WAY old!!