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I had never read or listened to one of Mazza's stories until after I read that little post. Thank you Ginger for clueing in the clearly clueless! * Scratches Head* Where the hell have I been?
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Mazza
3 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark
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Mazztastic
Ha ha ha! You guys are just awesome!
I've had a brilliant day and looking at this thread and the cracking posts on my wall have put a HUGE grin on my face!!
(not to mention flowers and chocolates which arrived from a very special Lushie this morning!!)
Love you lot!!
Thank you so very much!!
xxxxxxx
Mazztastic
I've seen a lot of fucked up things in my time - funny, I remember a few of them just now, but here's one...
We used to live on a farm which was right beside the motorway. It was opposite a really dangerous on ramp and there were often crashes at it (they eventually closed it off, it was such an accident blackspot). Anyway, this one time, a car pulled out onto the motorway and was subsequently hit by a car. It spun off onto our land and when my dad and I heard the crash we ran down to help. A young woman was trapped in her car and a fencing post/stab had pushed up through the floor of the car and through the seat of her car, between her legs, effectively pinning her in place. It didn't hurt her.
When we got to her, she was screaming and panicking but unhurt - I hope that she realised just how lucky she was...
Another more upsetting one was when a pig that we owned escaped onto the motorway one night, her piglets followed her. She got hit by a truck and all of the piglets were killed too... That was simply awful...
We used to live on a farm which was right beside the motorway. It was opposite a really dangerous on ramp and there were often crashes at it (they eventually closed it off, it was such an accident blackspot). Anyway, this one time, a car pulled out onto the motorway and was subsequently hit by a car. It spun off onto our land and when my dad and I heard the crash we ran down to help. A young woman was trapped in her car and a fencing post/stab had pushed up through the floor of the car and through the seat of her car, between her legs, effectively pinning her in place. It didn't hurt her.
When we got to her, she was screaming and panicking but unhurt - I hope that she realised just how lucky she was...
Another more upsetting one was when a pig that we owned escaped onto the motorway one night, her piglets followed her. She got hit by a truck and all of the piglets were killed too... That was simply awful...
Mazztastic
Actually, one of the very very hottest things for me is that first moment, where the head of his cock is pressing against my slit, just threatening to push into me, maybe sliding forwards and back, spreading my juices.
It last maybe seconds (unless he's particularly good and draws it out, just teasing, pushing slowly, opening me) and that delicious first thrust.
The feeling of the friction as he slides inside me for the first time is so heady, especially if he's looking me in the eye as he does it and maybe talking a little too...
(I like the confidence of a man who knows what he's doing - as long as it doesn't tip over into arrogance)
hot damn
It last maybe seconds (unless he's particularly good and draws it out, just teasing, pushing slowly, opening me) and that delicious first thrust.
The feeling of the friction as he slides inside me for the first time is so heady, especially if he's looking me in the eye as he does it and maybe talking a little too...
(I like the confidence of a man who knows what he's doing - as long as it doesn't tip over into arrogance)
hot damn
Mazztastic
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Is that the same bit where he tells you he's going to drop to his knees and eat your pussy out from behind, tongue-fucking your warm succulent hole......before standing up, parting your legs, and easing his thick throbbing cock deep inside you....?
Fuck
You just made me blush (that doesn't happen very often)
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