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Mazza
3 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark

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*laughing out loud* That's hilarious. I'm picturing Elvis and his lip curl angrily typing those messages on the computer.


I once sold a bag of legal herbs to a guy for £80 (It was a legal 'high' herb and cost me about £3, but that's not what he thought he was buying)

I saw him a few weeks later and he came rushing up to me and I thought I was in trouble, but he told me what good shit it was and could he buy some more...

Any guilt I'd felt for doing it disappeared after that... (not my proudest moment for sure and I told him I couldn't get any more)
Bring on the dancing horses by echo and the bunny men (an orchestral version!)
Afternoon all!! Scoot!! I've missed you, nice to see you back xxx
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Aye, mebbe thoosan's o' us Jocks oan here....


Yup, all asserting our independence hahah

You guys are so gross
I feel just a bit sicky
My stomach's churning

I am giggling though
Because you are so funny
Thank you for the laughs
Perfect! (But that's because the person behind it is awesome!!)