Damn your eyes....
I can always count on you when the chips are down...
Seriously though, you wrote a top story!
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Mazza
3 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark
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Mazztastic
Quote by CurlyGirly
WooHoo!! Doing my Happy Potato Dance. Congratulations to everyone.There really were a lot of great stories in the comp!
Is a distilled potato, by an chance, an option???If not, then a lovely and simplistic "potato" badge with no explanation would be a nice addition to my page.
It would make me smile, and I'm pretty sure I would be the envy of all other Lushies. Also, we can then avoid that whole pesky FDA issue when importing produce.
Damn, you didn't waste any time! What flavor of potato chips would you like me to send you?
Surprise me! ;)
BTW, if you get a 'diggin' my potatoes' badge, I am going to be SO jealous... Lol
Mazztastic
Quote by GingerKitty
Are you being sarcastic? All I saw today was wild wind and rain! Show me where this elusive lovely weather is, willya? Not that I'll go out in it, for fear of burning to a crisp, me being all peely wally an' that, but it might be nice to actually see some of it.
It was lovely in the west end of Glasgow yesterday morning! Apart from my car breaking down... Then spent the rest of the day in EK and it was nice there too! Lol
(Lovely today as well GK!!!)
Mazztastic
Oh Oh
I actually have BIG news!!
Myself and a screenwriter friend are casting actors for a play that we've almost finished and it's being performed in June!!
We're doing all teh production and everything and it's very exciting!!
Ha ha, wish me luck!!
(oh and Rump? Honestly, the banana/peanut butter ice cream really was awesome!!)
I actually have BIG news!!
Myself and a screenwriter friend are casting actors for a play that we've almost finished and it's being performed in June!!
We're doing all teh production and everything and it's very exciting!!
Ha ha, wish me luck!!
(oh and Rump? Honestly, the banana/peanut butter ice cream really was awesome!!)
Mazztastic
Quote by GingerKitty
Lucky you!
Oh me? Mine was really lackluster. I think I'm not drinking enough fluids, which would explain the lack of luster.
(Yeah, only cos I've all but stopped, so when I do it's always awesome!! Ha ha!!!)
Oh and lack of fluids leads to thick, lazy, strong tasting cum... You'd better get some watter doon ye! Lol)
Mazztastic
Quote by RumpleForeskin
'Banana and peanut butter ice cream?' The mind reels while the tummy churns. ;)
But seriously folks, my latest insult to good taste and English letters, 'Hot Fries and Cold Beer' has just been posted over on StoriesSpace.com. If you get a chance, please give it a look and let me know what you think.
I haven't been over there since September... (Next time I am, which will have to be soon, as I have some things to do)
Promise I'll find it when I'm next there though x
The ice cream was fantastic!!! Although, next time I make it, I might just grind almonds or something through it...
Glass of red before bed now...
Night guys!
Mazztastic
Quote by CurlyGirly
Morning, All. Well, it's raining for the fiftysevenhundredth day in a row. Glad I'm working from home for the next few days. Bad, humid hair be damned.
Mazz, is that curry gonna be ready soon? I think I'll have some for breakfast.
Just about to put the rice on now... Got nice garlic naan breads and fresh coriander to chop over it...
As a matter of interest, I saw a recipe for banana and peanut butter ice cream... I'm going to make some! The bananas are in the freezer now... I'll let you know how that goes...
Mazztastic
Quote by TJ50
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPo3KLZ4SpM
Oops! That didn't work so well! Lol
Push me to the Floor by The Parlotones
there you go x