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Mazza
3 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark

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Oh like it when you're down there,
Nibbling in amongst my hair.
Oh it feels so fucking good,
Tongue pushing back my tiny hood.

Holy fuck, you clumsy prick
You bit too hard and gave me a nick!!
Way to spoil my oral fun,
Rest assured, I owe you one!


Finding out your lover was not quite as devoted as you thought...
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Would it help you Gold's if I displayed the score too


Ha... yes, that's naughty!

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I know... secretly i was hoping to see it at full mast


Oh it's full mast now...
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY...sorry I don't got no fancy pictures or nuffin


(you'd need to have 20 forum posts before you could post a pic anyway - still, you don't have far to go!!)


Sorry CG, it's time everyone knew what you REALLY look like....



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it does help you narrow down who is ruining your average score...


Ha ha yes indeed!!! I suspect it may change the scoring system a little smile
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so did gav remove the part that let you see who scored without commenting on your work even if they are not your friends? i liked that part.


It still did that when I logged in today... (I quite like that too)


I don't know if this is true or not, but it DID make me giggle!!

I just came here to post a couple of stories and that was it, so to that end I have achieved my goal...

However, I've now written quite a lot here now and much more that I haven't posted. I've been fortunate to have had some EPs, been placed in a comp, there are people who 'follow' the things I've posted, some kindly folks have 'favourited' some of my stories, I've recorded audio versions (I could never ever have imagined doing that - I hate my voice!), I've got good numbers where votes and comments are concerned.

Really, I'm very very happy with the way things have gone so far and I could never have done any of it without Lush.

I'd quite like to get a famous story and I guess that might well happen in time. I'd like to push my boundaries by writing stories for categories that I've not yet explored.

What I find now is that the way I write has changed quite a lot since I first tentatively submitted a story here. My stories are getting longer, more detailed and more involved, so I suppose the logical step is to think about investigating the possibility of being published. I have two books just about ready to go, so that's pretty exciting.

I've also been writing with other people and that's been an interesting process...

I could never have imagined this...

Lush is a pretty damned awesome playground...
I've just spent the last two hours fixing a trampoline...
She hates food in general apart from deep fried stuff... She should move to scotland!
Haven't struck a blow,
Now it is after midday
I'd better shift ass...
So our matriarchal Curly one has a birthday today!!



(she made me promise not to set up a forum thread to celebrate the fact, it seems that she is very shy and modest... Mmm hmm)

Anyway, I thought we could post some love for her here...

Good excuse for a party, No?

Happy birthday, CG old pal!!



Cocktails for us to try.



cake...

It's not especially my thing, but I have had some very inventive ones which were good fun and of course flattering
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One of my bad habits is actually pulling out my body (and head) hair. I've been told it's a form of self-harm, actually. So I guess my answer is, "With finger and thumb."


Hair pulling it's called Trichotillomania

I use an epilator (ouch) or a razor if I'm in a hurry...
Okay, so I started posting a reasonable response here and then my Internet started to hang, as usual... Hang, ha!!

Now I like the idea of gravity defying boobs, but come on... Age and weight takes its toll. We've all seen national geo pics of native bare breasted, saggy boobs... As we get older they lose their perkiness, bounce and elasticity, that's just a fact. A bra will at least stop them from hanging. If you're of the larger breasted variety, as I am, then a bra is a must if you want to do anything rigorous and physical. Think about carrying melons in a plastic bag... Large breasts are fucking heavy, seriously. I'm not saying that running braless would give me black eyes, but it ain't fucking comfortable either... Plus, my nips get cold and when I get cold nips they get fucking sore....

I don't mind chilling round the house with no off the shoulder boulder holders, but if I'm going out, a well fitting bra makes me feel SO much more comfortable and sexy... Bras for me, whatever the 'research' says...



This article is really interesting

Sagging breasts



No other part of the body is more affected by the force of gravity than the breasts.

From the moment a woman’s chest is fully grown, in her late teens to mid-twenties, she faces an uphill battle to defy the downward pull.

The challenge is down to the fact that, while an average pair of breasts weighs around 2lbs to 4lbs, there’s not much of a natural support structure to keep them in place.
Yes!!

Tpbm should really be in bed now... 'Just five more minutes...'