Oh like it when you're down there,
Nibbling in amongst my hair.
Oh it feels so fucking good,
Tongue pushing back my tiny hood.
Holy fuck, you clumsy prick
You bit too hard and gave me a nick!!
Way to spoil my oral fun,
Rest assured, I owe you one!
Finding out your lover was not quite as devoted as you thought...
She makes me giggle on a daily basis!
Has a bit of a dolphin fetish... (It's the blowholes)
I've just spent the last two hours fixing a trampoline...
She hates food in general apart from deep fried stuff... She should move to scotland!
Haven't struck a blow,
Now it is after midday
I'd better shift ass...
He's refreshingly cheeky!
It's not especially my thing, but I have had some very inventive ones which were good fun and of course flattering
Yes!!
Tpbm should really be in bed now... 'Just five more minutes...'
Difficult ones can be fun