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Mazza's got a date
Will he get into her pants?
Mazza hopes he will
No pants invasion
A wonderful time was had
Do it again soon!!
I did lots of work
Learned some new audio skills
The world's my oyster
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Mazza
4 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
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Mazztastic
I think that these are some of the most beautiful lyrics ever written - The way Mike Scott sings them, such longing, such emotion... sigh
I wish I was a fisherman
Tumblin' on the seas
Far away from dry land
And its bitter memories
Casting out my sweet line
With abandonment and love
No ceiling bearin' down on me
'Cept the starry sky above
With light in my head
You in my arms
Woohoo!
I wish I was the brakeman
On a hurtlin' fevered train
Crashing a-headlong into the heartland
Like a cannon in the rain
With the beating of the sleepers
And the burnin' of the coal
Counting the towns flashing by
In a night that's full of soul
With light in my head
You in my arms
Woohoo!
Well I know I will be loosened
From bonds that hold me fast
That the chains all hung around me
Will fall away at last
And on that fine and fateful day
I will take me in my hands
I will ride on the train
I will be the fisherman
With light in my head
You in my arms
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
Light in my head
You in my arms
Light in my head
You in my arms
Light in my head
You in my arms
Light in my head
You in my arms
Woohoo!
Woohoo!
Happy St Patrick's day guys!
Mazztastic
I'm SO excited!! I'm going to see RHPS tomorrow night in Edinburgh!
I've loved it for what seems like forever, but this will be my first time seeing it live!
(as an aside, I want to get all dressed up, but none of my friends are up for that, so I guess I'll be trying for classy and sassy instead hahaha)
Tim Curry has the best smile ever!! (oh except when he is Pennywise... shudders)
I've loved it for what seems like forever, but this will be my first time seeing it live!
(as an aside, I want to get all dressed up, but none of my friends are up for that, so I guess I'll be trying for classy and sassy instead hahaha)
Tim Curry has the best smile ever!! (oh except when he is Pennywise... shudders)
Mazztastic
Good morning my lushley friends...
Have to say that (until logging into Lush) I've been very productive... Replaced a tap (faucet), made about 6 litres of ham, tomato and lentil soup, caught up on correspondence and domestic chores and now I have some real work to do!!
The coffee is flowing (far too early for booze and I need to keep a clear head!)
Hope all y'all are having a great day!!
Have to say that (until logging into Lush) I've been very productive... Replaced a tap (faucet), made about 6 litres of ham, tomato and lentil soup, caught up on correspondence and domestic chores and now I have some real work to do!!
The coffee is flowing (far too early for booze and I need to keep a clear head!)
Hope all y'all are having a great day!!
Mazztastic
Quote by Nikki703
Pussy Lip Reduction
A woman goes to her doctor and says she wants an operation because her vagina lips are much too large. She asks the doctor to keep the operation a secret as she's embarrassed and doesn't want anyone to find out. The doctor agrees.
She wakes up from her operation and finds three roses carefully placed beside her bed. Outraged she immediately calls in the doctor and says, "I thought I asked you not to tell anyone about my operation!" "Don't worry," he says, "I didn't tell anybody. The first rose is from me. I felt bad because you went through this all by yourself. The second one is from the nurse. She assisted me with the operation, and she had the operation done herself." "Who is the third rose from?" she asked. "Oh," says the doctor, "that rose is from the guy upstairs in the burn unit. He wanted to thank you for his new ears!"
