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Mazza
4 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark
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Mazztastic
No I haven't, nor have I found them to be sexually attractive to me.
However, when I worked in a gay nightclub, there were a few who worked there or just frequented the place. One of them, Neil/Betty, took a shine to me and used to help out with lighting and electrical issues. Well this one day I was working and he said to me, Mazza, you walk like a man, in high heels (I wasn't aware that I did). He spent the next hour teaching me how to walk properly, like a lady, in my footwear...
I'll always be grateful for that...
As another aside, there was a sort of fetish stall there and they used to get me to model some of the PVC and rubber wear when I was working sometimes...
However, when I worked in a gay nightclub, there were a few who worked there or just frequented the place. One of them, Neil/Betty, took a shine to me and used to help out with lighting and electrical issues. Well this one day I was working and he said to me, Mazza, you walk like a man, in high heels (I wasn't aware that I did). He spent the next hour teaching me how to walk properly, like a lady, in my footwear...
I'll always be grateful for that...
As another aside, there was a sort of fetish stall there and they used to get me to model some of the PVC and rubber wear when I was working sometimes...
Mazztastic
Scotland is relatively small and accessible - I live pretty close to 3 main airports, a couple of large cities and such... The scenery here is stunning too...
What do you dislike about where you live? (In Scotland, I would have to say that the weather is not generally great)
What do you dislike about where you live? (In Scotland, I would have to say that the weather is not generally great)
Mazztastic
Yes, I do get turned on as I write - if I wasn't, I doubt that others would find it arousing either.
I find it funny sometimes to go back and re-read older things I've written. If it's been ages, it's almost like reading a story I've not read before and I can get really into it. (of course, I'll usually see things that should be changed or updated, but I don't have much time for that at present)
I find it funny sometimes to go back and re-read older things I've written. If it's been ages, it's almost like reading a story I've not read before and I can get really into it. (of course, I'll usually see things that should be changed or updated, but I don't have much time for that at present)
Mazztastic
Quote by RumpleForeskin
Morning, lovers of the Lushlife.
Alan, you want another mug of BBB? What the heck-e-darn did you do with the last one? But since Stef will be by soon to put this one on her tab (right?) and you are, no doubt all worn out from your moderating duties, here's a mug with a splash of Busty's coffee tossed in to give it some body.
Maz, glad you had a great weekend. No doubt that monetary windfall from your contest winning story helped pay for all that pleasure. ;)
Ha, Rump, I think third prize is an erotic candle! However, that is something I really like, so I'm looking forward to receiving it, running a nice deep bath and relaxing!
Today, we have snow! (and lots of it! I reckon we got 6" and not in a good way!)
It meant the schools were closed today, so the huge list of work that I have to do will have to wait a little longer!
Had a walk through the snow to post some things, but other than that, I am sitting in the TV room with teh woodburning stove blazing (which is quite nice) I may take the kids sledging and hopefully without injury to myself!
Hope y'all are having a great day too!
Mazztastic
Quote by lizzy94
Is that right?
I'm sure I had to get Gem to re-approve one of my stories when the only thing I changed was the link???
I'm pretty sure I've added a link and it doesn't need re-verified (going to try one now and I'll report back)
AlexGG wrote:
Speed up your server or something. I'm no techie but this has to be one of the slowest sites around. I thought it was my PC/IPad but when I access other sites it's fast and no hang ups, not so with Lush!
Thoughts?
I have to say that I've not found the site to be particularly slow - sure there are times when it's especially busy, but never really slow...
EDIT: Yup, I just changed the link on a story and it went straight back up without the need to be verified...
Mazztastic
Quote by PersonalAssistant
Do we have an option of being notified when someone has made a comment on one of our stories? Or maybe that's a crazy amount of work ... or if someone can tell me where that option is ... great
(you'd think I'd know!!)
I don't know how other's do it ... but I get thank you messages after I've written a comment on a story (even an OLD story) .... and I rarely check my stories after they've been up for a few weeks (mostly because the interest dies out).
PA
I get an email notification every time a comment is left on a story...
Like DM says, it's in your personal settings...
The nice thing is that it previews the comment in the body of the email, so you don't even need to check lush...
(It happens with your comments as well, I mean a preview of it... It's fab!)
Mazztastic
Quote by lizzy94
I have an idea for an improvement
Might just be me, but this would be handy.
At the moment, any editing of an existing story is passed back to a mod for approval - which is great!
Content and cover image changes should have a quick once over before being implemented, don't have any problem with that at all.
What would be good though is if this didn't apply to making a change to the 'Link This Story' option.
If you post a 'Part 2' story and want to edit the first to link onto the second, this currently takes your first story offline temporarily and requires a mod's time to re-approve, which I know is a valuable resource.
Is this something that could be implemented?
All the Lush mod's do a great job and this just seems like an additional burden to me. Anyone else agree?
I'd bake you all fancy cupcakes, you know I'm a dab hand in the kitchen
Liz x
As far as I'm aware, simply linking a story doesn't send the story back for approval...
Mazztastic
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A TGIF morning to all good Lushers and Lushettes, especially the Marvelous Mazza who finished in the money in Lush's latest writing contest.
If you haven't read her winning entry, just click on the 'Stanley' link in her post above this one..
At the other end of the quality spectrum, the powers-that-be over on StoriesSpace have lowered their standards enough to accept my latest submission, 'The Belle of Catawba Street.' It's a bit different, being a supposedly humorous spoof of the Ku Klux Klan, so I'd really appreciate any thoughts on the subject matter.
Meanwhile, speaking of distasteful subjects, Busty seems recovered from the recent Hell's Angels visitation and has a fresh pot of her unique take on coffee waiting for the unwary.
Thanks Rump!! You are a sweetie!!
I had a super weekend.
A dear friend bought me tickets to see Wilko Johnson, in Glasgow last night and I took an old friend with me... Wonderful gig it was too! Great to catch up with some people I love and hang out.
Finally got to bed around 5am. Woke feeling way better than I'd any reasonable right too and headed home to find a feast prepared for Mother's Day!
Just having a final glass of wine before I turn in... Man, I am very tired!
Hope you've all had a decent one x