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Mazza
4 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark
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Mazztastic
Quote by overmykneenow
I read this and all I hear is "waaaah! waaaah! she won't give me head! waaaah!" Man the fuck up!
You come across as quite selfish, it wouldn't surprise me if very rarely make her orgasm or in anyway care about how she feels about sex. So she doesn't want to go down on you, this could easily be down to a bad experience with you or someone else beforehand - be it poor hygiene or a mis-guided belief that woman actually enjoy having a cock forced down their throat.
You state that you're bisexual - maybe she doesn't like the idea of where your cock might have been.
You need to talk it through with her but try seeing it from her side - it sounds like she needs to feel loved rather than used
What he said...
Mazztastic
Although questionable, I don't think that a relationship with a second cousin is outwith the bounds of the law...
To be honest though, in response to the OP, it's way too close to home. I think that you would be best to forget her and move on to someone outside of your family.
The repercussions of such a relationship could be huge and far reaching.
Find someone more suitable.
To be honest though, in response to the OP, it's way too close to home. I think that you would be best to forget her and move on to someone outside of your family.
The repercussions of such a relationship could be huge and far reaching.
Find someone more suitable.
Mazztastic
Quote by CurlyGirly
Mazz and I were just discussing this. Since she's only raised 25 cents and a used toffee wrapper towards the cause, we were thinking that a Used Panty Auction might be the way to go. Used Panty-A-Thon certainly works, too. A different Lushie's used panties every hour?
You're right, Rump, the mind really does boggle at the idea.qFeu4BogFQkQgTen
Since I already have a Lelo and an ancient little clit vibe, I promise to donate both used panties and also my earnings from the Panty-A-Thon (surely Panty-thon works better CG, I thought we discussed this??)
But, I will also ululate for that Pant-a-Thon to raise extra money for batteries, or vibe insurance or whatever...
(SEE??? I AM a good girl CG... I am the little Mazza that could, or some shit...)
Ha ha, I looked for a panting gif, but I got this...
Mazztastic
Well, because I sleep alone and my house is FREEZING cold, I daresay that I will be wearing a vest, jumper, gloves, tights, jogging bottoms, giant knickers, socks and a scarf
okay, maybe not that much, probably just yoga pants and a vest (wifebeater) and until I have someone to snuggle in with, I will have my hottie wattie bottie!! hahahaha
okay, maybe not that much, probably just yoga pants and a vest (wifebeater) and until I have someone to snuggle in with, I will have my hottie wattie bottie!! hahahaha
Mazztastic
I think that it's all the sex juices that stick them together, in much the same way as it can make a keyboard sticky...
Seriously though, I think that it's often to do with the preview that you see on screen - sometimes it can look fine to you in your word processor, but then when there are words at the end of a line on your screen, you can see if there is a space between them or not...
If you get a kind mod and there aren't too many other mistakes, they will usually correct this for you as they read/verify your story and probably just PM you once they've approved it, or mention it to you in their rejection...
Some of the stories which get submitted can be very carelessly put together with lots of typos and spelling errors and it can be quite frustrating for the story verifier...
Seriously though, I think that it's often to do with the preview that you see on screen - sometimes it can look fine to you in your word processor, but then when there are words at the end of a line on your screen, you can see if there is a space between them or not...
If you get a kind mod and there aren't too many other mistakes, they will usually correct this for you as they read/verify your story and probably just PM you once they've approved it, or mention it to you in their rejection...
Some of the stories which get submitted can be very carelessly put together with lots of typos and spelling errors and it can be quite frustrating for the story verifier...
Mazztastic
Quote by chefkathleen
Well that was a fast week. How are all my buds in Rumplations? Rumpie? How are you Baby? Did ya miss me?
What's going on with the girls? I see CG has her fine ass decorated.
Hey Maz! Wazzup?
Anyone doing Christmas shopping? What are you getting your loved ones this year? One of the things I got for mine is a new tool chest for his workshop. When he gets done playing with mine, he can go play with his.
Hiya Chef!!!
Keeping a low profile mostly, sort of...
Mazztastic
Quote by Trinket
ummmm no there's not Mazz, I have a habit of sleep-walking naked in the middle of the night and have used most of those clothes at the dropoff points.... sorry....
Dammit!! I thought that CG must have been being very careless...
God, you guys are running me ragged!!!
I've run out of the sexy stuff, but then it has been a bit chilly...
