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Mazza
4 weeks ago
Straight Female, 55
0 miles · Lanark

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This is the funniest thread in ages... Damn, I snorted beer through my nose and everything!!!
Quote by lafayettemister
Hang out and have a pizza and some beer.


Bring my modelling kit... It's craft time ;)
Quote by CurlyGirly


Make mine a double, please!!


Back from the great Christmas tree adventure of 2012.

Had them tie my tree to the top of my truck and thought to myself. "Hmmm, they don't seem to know what they're doing. I should keep an eye on the tree in my back window." Less than a mile down the road, I notice that most of the back window is now obscured by Christmas tree. *sigh* Pull over and just the top one foot is hanging on by the rope. I am on the side of the road now wrestling the Christmas tree INTO my truck, because I have nothing to cut the rope and retie it.

On the upside, I did it, my truck now smells like those little evergreen air fresheners, and I smell like eau de Blue Spruce. Little full...lotta sap...looks great...

*slams down glass* Another, please.


Totally got visuals of that CG! You know, you could turn that into a nice wee Lush story ;)
Nice AV by the way hahahahah

My house is FREEZING.... Got anything to warm the cockles??

Quote by crazydiamond


And for the record those puds are 100% natural!!



Bwahahahah

You are a very talented lady, CD, but I always knew you couldn't wait to get your hands on my hot puddings!!

(my god, that sounds REALLY wrong, doesn't it??)


Something in another thread totally put this in my head...





I think this is his best poem/song
Wanting, needing, vulnerability,

It was never matched by peace or stability.


Too fragile an ego and love not returned.

You can't give in vain, that's what I have learned.


Yet I could not stop, it seemed I'd no choice,

Bewitched and enslaved by a magical voice.


Balance was needed but never in place,

To go back to that, I never could face.


Too many nightmares, too many screams,

I realise now that they were not MY dreams.


Perhaps one day I'll look back and smile,

But healing the hurt sure takes a while.


I tried, truly, I did my best,

But now I need to heal and rest.


I'm getting stronger every day,

As good things start to come my way.


The mistakes that I made, when I was weak,

Have helped me learn what I now seek.


This is now, I was different then

I can tell you, it won't happen again.


I'm sorry that I fell in love,

I never meant to fall in love.
Mouth - gentle pecks, leading to more passionate, full on kisses, neck - oh god, get ready to fuck, forehead - sweet, loving, eyelids - sending you safely off to sleep...

The best ones are the "shut you up while you're talking" ones...

Something gorgeous about those...
Well done to the winners!!

(I'd have put my money on those!!)

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Happy birthday!!!

Hope you've had/are having a wonderful day!

xxx
I'm not into random hook ups, however, if I was going to home with a guy, I'd want him to be funny, charming, polite, into me and sexy... The conversation would not be too one-sided with compliments going back and forth, smiles, laughter, touching, flirting...

You know, the usual stuff, I guess
I'll never kill you,
You're way too much fun for that!
Others think so too...

;-)
Quote by Oberon
I believe LauraLee_sugah likes this band.
I like them more and more.




Isn't joy Williams the kind of girl you'd hop a fence into a field that held a randy bull, so you could pick a daisy for?


I saw them live a few weeks ago... they were very good, but sadly they split up a few days later - artistic differences or something...
Quote by orangefox444
I listen, to see
To see, I muse, and hear you,
Invisible, still.


Not invisible
You know, I can see you fine
My delightful friend x

It is not! He lies,
And likes to use Photoshop
I'll find out myself.


Bad naughty Diamond!
Grab a handful for me, girl!
Tell me what it's like
My god, did someone let me drink cider again?? *blush*
Quote by overmykneenow
picture message me!
get up nice and close to it
here, have my number...



Show me your big cock
(You said it was 9 inches?)
I can work with that