Blond chicks just hit different, ya know? It’s that sun-kissed hair, tight little bods, and those baby-blue cum magnets staring up while she slobs on your knob like it owes her rent. Big-titty barbie types, petite spinner teens, gym-honed MILFs—if it’s blonde, I’m already half-hard. Bonus points when they’re rocking the euro accent while riding reverse cowgirl, hair whippin’ around like they’re in some fuckin shampoo commercial.