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MissDaisy1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 41
United States

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SugarBaby is actually Joyce Meyer-televeangelist- converting souls one at a time.
I tried to convince him to go to the optometrist but now he is staring; severe myopia I reckon.
Hornyirishman is actually a British subject and works at London CID or Scotland Yard (hard to say). He is really spying, attempting to monitor the internet (big brother).

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN! E.R. II
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Please tell me you are talking about using the curling iron on your hair........


Oh yes, the curling iron for the hair right after it has been used. Very hot indeed smile
Cum... It would be glorious!

I invite someone to go sunbathing with me at the beach in Miami!
for Rachael, a thoughtful kiss on the cheek smile Kisses an face for twisted:)
I'll always cum for a hornyirishman! smile

Take you to the park, drink some champagne, sit under the stars, and silently kiss for an hour...
She tried to convince me to join her at the Rev. Billy Graham Crusade. (OK, I'll go, as long as there is no mandatory donation because I don't usually itemize)
Yes I have... My brother made me go on the date!!!!!!!!

Have you ever talked to a human named Pixie?
Nipple, we need more mystery from you smile Kiss on forehead (skull for those who are currently in the gutter).
North Atlantic during winter... Leo was pretty good, until he froze to death on the wooden chest and drowned. smile
Hornyirishman, I like vocal men. I would have to say that Andrea Bocelli is one of my favorite vocal men; especially in "passione"! Very sexy.
I was listening to BBC Ulster and, all of a sudden hornyirishman comes out of an alleyway! Well, as always, he was listening to some rock songs on a radio. I told him to put down the radio. When he refused, a nice North Irishman took his radio and slammed it into the street! Hornyirishman said, "I'm going to call the police!" The nice man said, "I am the police!" He took hornyirishman into custody for disturbance of the North Irish peace and dangerous behaviors (playing rock music).