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MissDaisy1
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 41
United States
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Well, I tried on the Hollister sweatshirt and decided it was too big, so I tried on another one.
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Blames Pixie for allowing me to take her bandana and later learning, it was not her's!
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I killed his cock in a cock fight, so I guess I will have to go with dildo.
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Miss Daisy 1, I would love to eat your creampie.....
Anytime! Great-grandma Ella made excellent cream pie! You should play whiffle ball with the kids too. It is very fun!
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He was once in Belfast and tried to throw a grenade at a bus... Fortunately, a nice North Irishman played some rock music to distract him... The grenade ended up exploding in hornyirishman's hand...
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Don't tell me you and McGee are planning to bomb parliament again!!! This is getting old!!
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Blames pixie for a slow internet connection!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also, blames pixie for that sun shining in my eyes when I look at the snowboard!
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A Russian porn star who spends the majority of her money at ski resorts... She usually uses the Russian mobsters' cabins in Aspen. One time she had to shoot a film in Colorado about a snowboarder.
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Blames hornyirishman for being a member of the IRA! I'm from Belfast, bitch!
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He would have to get out of the recliner first... Take some Dove soap and wash up!
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First, I would tell him to change his underpants!!! Here are some nice silk boxers.
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Changed into a proper ball gown, it was actually made for the Downton Abbey's Mary, my friend gave it to me 
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Miss Angie, the lovely Budweiser saleswoman who comes to the 7-11 and I wave at her from my clerk station.
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Wearing pixiedust's snowboard pants, helmet, and jacket... I look pretty good; thanks for the outfit pixie!!!
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Guy at the 7-11 playing Powerball and participating on this thread from his iPhone.
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Blames Angie for her statement having a double meaning... although clever
