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Mistress_of_words
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 42
United Kingdom

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Quote by Jingle
Do Not let him see you partaking in embarrassing female-behavior. If your regular maintenance involves bleaching your upper lip, plucking your chin hair or squeezing pus-filled bumps on your face, please do not half-hazardly allow him to witness these things by leaving the bathroom door open or doing it in front of him. He knows that you aren’t perfect and that strange grooming rituals go on, but he doesn’t need to watch it all go down and have those images burned into his psyche forever. Nor does he need to secretly worry that you might be sprouting a full femme-beard in 30 years just like your Aunt Edna.


Some guys don't care. Some guys have strange grooming rituals of their own.

Something like this makes me think girls out there will be developing self-esteem issues because they're worried their significant other will see them taking care of normal, every day, mundane shit and be horrified about it. Having a chin hair shouldn't mean hiding away; pluck the damn thing, stop being shallow and get on with the rest of your day.

I actually resented this part of your post. My husband has seen me pluck that rogue hair, and I've watched him trim his nose hair. Our sex life is still fine.

Why act like the human condition is an embarrassing disease?


Probably a good idea at the start but eventually you're going to need someone to squeeze that spot on your back that you can't reach.
Firstly, don't reach for the big box 'o' cliché in order to figure out every situation in life, otherwise you'll go through your entire life with a chip on your shoulder (see what I did there?). People are individuals. It's not true that all girls like bad boys who hurt them.

From the very little bit you've told us, it seems to me like she's not really sure what or who she wants. I doubt it's anything you did.

The old advice is always the best:

Talk to her.

If you just want to tell her how you feel and know where you stand and how she feels how can she possibly have a problem with that? If a relationship is going to last then you have to be able to communicate with each other. Only, er, try to avoid making it sound like your suspicious about this other guy.

It'll work out in time, or, if it doesn't, c'est la vie I guess. Good luck smile
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Great recommendations!

I also highly recommend Writing the Breakout Novel by Don Maass, and How Not to Write a Novel by Howard Mittelmark and Sandra Newman.


Oh, I've heard extremely good things about both of those books! I just haven't had the opportunity to read them -- yet.


"How Not to Write..." is worth reading for the humor alone. The examples are hilarious. But it's quite insightful, too.

And "Breakout" is definitely a good one.


Totally agree! For example, "The Penis Like Sausage" wherein the author uses inappropriate metaphors.

I find the sub headers a great way to remember their points. Like "The gum on the mantelpiece"; I now catch myself looking at points in my stories when I'm editing and saying, is that mantlepiece gum? Or if I can't figure out how to get from A to B I say I'm having an Underpants Gnome issue.

Got a friend who raves about Don Maass. I have "The Fire in Fiction" on my shelf waiting to be read :P

The other one I found incredibly useful was "Self Editing for Fiction Writers" by Browne and King. A little strict in places in terms of it's "rules" but very well illustrated with examples.
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It's similar to fan-fiction in a way and it's under someone else's name so I'm not responsible for the style or content.


The whole urge to write fan fiction puzzles me. I find it a shame that there are people with talent and creative energy but that they can't plough that into creating something that is original and theirs, and instead feel the need to piggy back on someone else. I know that's not their reasoning usually, but it is still the outcome.

I think for established authors or tv shows, fan fic is easily differentiated from the original author/source, but somewhere like Lush, we're all on the same level. I'd find that nerve racking if someone wanted to do a story based on one of mine, regardless of whether they do a better job or a worse job, it would reflect back on me.

That said I did have a friend offer to embellish one I'd written for him, and that I would have been fine with. That I would have seen more as a collaboration I guess.
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Most depressing post ever. Just saying. smile


Producing an accomplished piece of art takes hard work... how is that depressing? That's just life!

I've seen some advice recently in an article with Alexander McCall Smith (the guy who wrote the No.1 Ladies Detective Agency books) saying to try writing your novel as a short story first.

That was unwittingly what I did:

Rough draft - 10k
First draft - 36k
Second draft - 70k

Now begins the long torturous process of finishing it, lol! Research to do and integrate, technique to learn and apply, and many, many edits and revisions.

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Basically you keep going till you're done. Sorry, but that's the only way to do it.


Of course the only problem with that is it's never done, is it. There are always more improvements to make. The opposite to those who want to rush in without doing enough work are those who aren't confident to take the plunge and submit despite working and working.
Bumping this back up the list, because I for one would like to see the results of this survey :P
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Do i choose 4-5 or 5-10??


Depends on whether you think your five is a good number or a bad number, lol

I need a 1-2 category silly
Technically I have to say two, but really that's 1 plus a single time with another guy when I was, *ahem*, sixteen, definitely sixteen *ahem*
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You get the idea...I think it should really be almost a requirement before people go looking for editors...because really, I think most people can, or should be able at least, to do their own editing...


Of course if they feel the need to respond to your checklist by saying "what's a sentence" then they should skip it and go straight to the help desk
[s]I actually contacted him back in April and he said he'd get back to me but never did. At least he won't be short of help if he does get round to it :P[/s]

EDIT - no wait, different guy, oops
The new story PMs do get on my nerves a bit. If it's a personal message from a friend to me specifically, then fair enough, but these are like mailshots, lol. And it really bugs me when people send the same message several times.

The way I see it, you choose which authors you want to be notified about as your favourite authors and you choose people you want to have contact with or check on with occasionally as your friends. Authors sending mass PMs to their friend list seems to me like they are trying to make up for not having more followers.

I think posting a link on your blog and forum signature is plenty. It's a passive way of notifying your friends. That and talking about your stories of course. I occasionally send personal invitations to individual people to read certain stories of mine I think they will enjoy, and I will make recommendations if the opportunity comes up in a chat.
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There are people who LIKE checking grammar? :P


*Raises hand hesitantly*

It's not that I like it, it's that I don't mind it. Unless it's atrocious.

And I volunteered for this one, because I'm an editor elsewhere too.


That was my point. I would group myself under a header of "I don't mind it" but I wouldn't go as far as to say I like it. :P
Forgive me if this has been suggested before.

Any chance of introducing a way to "group" your friends? Kind of like the way you can list people on twitter? Either user defined categories, or perhaps just a way to "favourite" friends so they appear at the top of your friend list.
You make it sound like a choice! We can't have great sex AND cuddles? I for one love to fall asleep spooning with my bf every night.

Of course real love exists but something it does require is showing just a little bit of vulnerability. Something that people can be reluctant to show early in a relationship. It has to develop over time IMO.
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I hate ALL dialogue tags.
-- Yes, dialogue should speak for itself, however, I use Actions to denote who is speaking, not Tags.


Absolutely. I've heard action tags called "beats" elsewhere so that's what I tend to think of them as. I try to avoid using a dialogue tag wherever I can, but where I do feel I need to use one I stick to said, whispered, cried etc. Nothing fancy.

I read somewhere that the sole purpose of a dialogue tag is to identify the speaker. I find that quite a good rule to work to.

Everything in moderation is my motto. Very few things are inherently wrong, but become so when they are overused. Better to utilise every trick in the book a little bit than one trick all the time.
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Writing back blurbs ARE a pain in the ass. I use a Formula.

Synopsis:
*YOUR PROTAGONIST* *PURSUES A GOAL*. *YOUR OTHER PROTAGONIST* *PURSUES A GOAL*. *WHEN SOMETHING HAPPENS* they are thrown together & sparks fly! To * PURSUE A NEW GOAL*, they are forced to work together & more than sparks fly.

But *ANTAGONISTS* are *PROVIDING OPPOSITION*!

And then there’s the *HINT AT PLOT TWIST*


*copy*

*paste*

*save*

Huh... other than "was" I'm not sure there is a more debated word in writing than said.

I've read so much advice that says you should rarely use any other verb than said in your dialogue tags. On the basis that, in theory, your dialogue should speak for itself, and propping it up with diverse, inappropriate verbs and adverbs is just explaining what you should be conveying with the speech itself. Meanwhile "said" is neutral and functional.

This was one example - http://fecklessgoblin.blogspot.com/2011/01/guest-blog-dialogue-by-tony-noland.html
Innocent. But I suspect sometimes I was on the receiving end once.

Have you ever licked/sucked chocolate sauce or any other kind of food off someone's body?
I tend to think of a perv being someone who directs sexual attention towards someone uninvited, rather than it being particularly related to "perverse" fetishes or desires. The dictionary may say one thing, but the meanings of words in common use does change depending on how they are used. Sometimes it is fun to check out what the urban dictionary has to say - http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=perv

Maybe women are just better at hiding it

I for one and definitely more pervy than my bf
I like intelligent, creative guys who can hold an interesting conversation. If it can be a geeky, intelligent conversation, even better

Oh, and actually I'm more inclined to add someone who has stories posted, or forum posts, than someone who doesn't. I don't really have much interest in people who are here purely to cyber, and whether they engage in the story writing and forum discussion is one of my first level filters I guess.
I write outside of Lush and, for mainstream writing, the following rule is usually true - if your reader has cause to think of you as the writer, the fact that you wrote the story or even that you exist at all, then you have failed to keep them immersed in the story. If you do your job right, the reader should completely forget they are reading a story at all, and simply get lost in the characters, emotions, events and world that you have created for them. That is your ultimate goal as a writer.

So, on that basis I would say that the gender of the writer shouldn't be important at all.

However, the funny thing about writing for this site, is that for many of the readers, knowing who the author is and perhaps trying to picture them in the story or make contact with them once you've read their story is all part of the experience. So the rule above probably applies less here than elsewhere.
Hi, welcome to Lush

Unfortunately, due to the volume of stories that get submitted, your stories will only ever get a day or maybe two on the home page. That's just the way the site works.

The best way to get more hits on your stories is to talk to people about them. Add friends and invite them to have a read. The more friends you have, and the more authors you follow, the more are likely to follow you in return.

Posting on the forum is a great way to make yourself visible on the site and get interest from people in your stories.

While a lot of stories on the site jump straight to the sex and skip all that dull character building and scene setting, you'll find the ones that end up the most popular and stand the test of time, (seriously filthy aside) are the ones that are well written and have, yes, depth. Or at least that's my opinion.

You'll find there are a lot of people here on lush, all with different tastes. You will find fans easily enough smile
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I've mentioned before that I often use images of people as a starting point for my characters. In fact, I really can't write a story without having a photo of a person to represent each major character; just one of my quirks, I guess.


Oh, it's not just you. I tend to form a strong image in my head and then go out and find images that fit that image. I have whole folders full of images for my characters.

I have spent an embarrassing amount of time looking at celeb photos on http://www.listal.com/actors
Fantastic advice as always.

Personally I try to think of it like this:
Your first line must make the reader read the first paragraph
Your first paragraph must make them read the first page
Your first page must make them read the first chapter
Your first chapter must make them keep reading

I've found that of the easier ways to try and hook your reader with the first line is to start with a line of dialogue. Drop your readers straight into a conversation.

The importance of this on Lush is quite visible - when a story appears on the home page it shows about the first three lines, what you put in those three lines will definitely affect whether someone clicks to "read on."
I'm lost with all the Sashas. Sometimes I reckon I'm way too innocent for this site!

My advice, don't plan too much because things never go to plan, and if things start deviating from you plan (which unless your partner is an inflatable doll they almost certainly will) you don't want to go getting stressed that "this wasn't how it was supposed to go!"

Hopefully your first time will be with a girl you've gotten to know a bit first. Just talk to her. If she has more experience than you, make her feel amazing that she gets to have your virginity, she'll likely take the reigns a little and steer you round the curves. (Or is that just me? )
If she's a virgin too, then just explore together and take it slow, she'll likely be twice as nervous as you anyway.
Oh I don't know about hot ticket. It suggests "geek" is a balancing point somewhere between "nerd" and "mad scientist"! And only a couple of steps away from psychopath.
There is a difference between believability and "suspension of disbelief."

If you read a story about werewolves it is in no way "believable" but, if the author tells their story well, you agree to join them in their fantasy, to suspend your disbelief and just accept what you are reading. It's a trick that involves creating rules which govern your scenario/world, presenting the unbelievable as normal through the actions and reactions of the characters, and finding ways to associate the unreal with the familiar.

Do I care that a story is believable? Absolutely not, well, okay, maybe a bit when it comes to the physically impossible. Do I care that the author tells their implausible story in such a way that I can suspend my disbelief? Yes I do.