Looking for a bit of healing, a shot of distraction, or maybe both mixed in a fine, dry cocktail.  If you're new to me, rest assured, I don't believe you.

That said; Hi!  I'm a skeptical curmudgeon, but I'm fun and friendly.  My words are carefully crafted and my imagination outruns my judgement. If you would like a friend, like to play, like to chat, or like to tease...well, let's see if we fit.

If you are a skeptic also, try me and see.  

Let's all have fun.  Let's all play nice.  Everybody wang chung tonight.