One of the least popular sex games is Monogamy, a bored game involving properties, large sums of money, and moving little pieces around and around. Sometimes players go to jail where they play a live-action game called "Don't drop the soap!"
Stays buff and is in the Forums a lot.
Tournament play includes a joust.
"Me" is improper for "I".
Used to run the most notorious XXX-rated marionette/puppet show in Underground Prague
Has the most detailed profile on Lush
Fuck...and then introduce her to a showbiz agent
Works at Disney World, Florida, as Minnie Mouse's kinky secret mascot
Has the world's largest collection of hand-crank powered vibrators from the 1900s.
Masturbated? Innocent. Fucked? Guilty.
Have you ever had more than one different sex partner (not in a threesome or moresome) in a day or week?
erotic sensual compatibility
Ideal partner? Two words, as the old comedians say, Im - Possible.
Innocent.
Have you ever faked a cyber sex orgasm?
Innocent.
Have you ever gotten aroused (hard or wet) just thinking about someone on Lush?
I don't know if it's been killed. Themes have a way of resurrecting themselves after a gap. Westerns came back, spy thrillers came back. Good horror might come back, but I agree most of what passes these days is just "shock" and schlock. Even Guillermo del Toro's latest stuff is far from frightening. The remake of the Wolfman was dreadful, but then the old 1960s Hammer movies and Roger Corman dealt a terrible blow to the genre as did all the various Stephen King schlock fests. The original material is still there but in book form, like the novels of Robt. McCammon, Dan Simmons, Richard Matheson, and the early Necroscope books of Brian Lumley.
She might be interesting to dominate...with respect
Innocent (though I once had woman give me head while she had a mouthful of creme de cacao)
Ever had a woman you've just met sit on your lap and start making out with you?
I guess I'm failing to see what your gf and you have going on here. What are you bringing to the table of the relationship with her and she with you? If there's not much commitment going on, then aren't you just fuck buddies and if you're looking for others to have sex with, aren't they just fuck buddies, too?
Not a woman obviously, but I've heard enough complaints by overly large sized breasted women about their back pain that I can't agree. And experience has taught me that larger breasted women (like monster cock men) are neither sexier nor not- sexier than their lesser endowed compadres. People who blindly associate bigger with better don't have much going on, I fear.
I am still quite new here, but, here's my two cents worth...
If people only come here for "sex" they certainly have no room for criticism. Friendship, comraderie, social intercourse, commentary, sharing like-mindedness, etc. are the crux of almost any website that engages in any form of social discourse and/or information. If you don't "get" that, then you're a techno-ass with no social graces who should be going elsewhere. Why, even the webcam girls have "profiles". I am sure that Lush Stories came about to fulfill a need/want of sharing erotic tales as well as promoting intercourse (the social kind, you pervs) between users. If you're just coming to the site to scrounge around and find cyber-sex partners without knowing anything about them or they about you, what a sad and selfish little masturbatory life you have. Just my opinion, of course.
So far, no one has said my profile has "too much stuff" on it. And if they don't want to get, in return, my "response", I suggest they don't either.
