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MrNudiePants
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Savannah
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If you really want to push for the legalization of marijuana, get the snack manufacturers involved. Can you imagine the unstoppable feedback loop that would be created if you included a free joint inside every bag of Cheetos?
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Why are men such pussies? Well some would say, "you are what you eat."
You know.
You know.
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Quote by Dirty_D
and hand guns. I know several people who are packing when they run.
I'm very predictable in general. I run work days before I shower and head in. The variance comes from my schedule. Ive been going different routes though now.
Belly band style holsters are very comfortable when jogging, and can carry a lightweight .38 revolver or .380 auto quite well. You just need a floppy t - shirt to wear over it. Pepper spray is effective against most people but it takes a minute to take effect and some people are able to work through it effectively. Plus no matter what, any time you deploy spray, you end up taking a little of it yourself. It's much better than a sharp stick. A good knife would be my last choice simply because if you ever do have to use it, you have to be within touching distance of the creep. Situational awareness is your best tool. Avoid the encounter first- count on your pistol or spray to be a backup plan.
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Mine's sort of obvious. ;)
But untrue. You're far from average. Far. From. It.
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I like putting nuts on top of chocolate vanilla swirl.
I've never tried that. I think it would be too frigging cold, unless you have a ballsack made out of leather.
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I've used a candle in a dark room. I like listening to ocean waves. I also like listening to the sound of rain falling in a forest. I have a CD that's a whole hour of simple rainfall. The randomness of it blurs everything else into nonexistence.
Avrgblkgrl: I want to learn tai chi. I've trained in martial arts before, but at this phase in my life I want to relax more and the katas in full-on karate are anything but. Where's the best place to go to find a tai chi class near me?
Avrgblkgrl: I want to learn tai chi. I've trained in martial arts before, but at this phase in my life I want to relax more and the katas in full-on karate are anything but. Where's the best place to go to find a tai chi class near me?
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Bourbon. Bourbon definitely cheers me up. Oh, and making new friends, too. But mostly bourbon.
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That's ridiculous. Semen has no healing or soothing properties...at least not in any medical way. Use aloe.
Semen can put a temporary halt to certain forms of bleeding. Stops it for nine months, if I recall...
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It's "art". Art can be whatever the artist claims it is, apparently.
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I saw the latest photos come out and realized that Lush was overdue for some Rihanna.
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Accidentally "find" a couple hundred dollar bills on the floor and ask the interviewer, "Did you drop these? "
Might not help, but it might not hurt, either.
Might not help, but it might not hurt, either.
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Bourbon
I think we can be a little bit more specific than that.
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i love the smell of napalm in the morning.
Does it smell like victory?
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I had to google that...
Hey, if there's ANYBODY here that knows what to do with a meat helmet...
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Hmmm... Well now that I look silly...
I like green jello. With tequila. In shot glasses.
Ewwwwwwww! That sounds... actually... worth trying.
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Why do they call them hamburgers when they are supposed to be made of beef?
I say 'supposed' because they probably contain horsemeat and heaven knows what other animal they get their hands on.
Better yet: what does a German-speaking person call someone who hails from Hamburg?
A Hamburger. Seriously. What?