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I was expecting to read at least a 10,000 word post from you here.
I don't understand why you have to act like such a jerk, 24/7.
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I don't understand why you have to act like such a jerk, 24/7.
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MrNudiePants
Over 90 days ago
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I don't understand why you have to act like such a jerk, 24/7.
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Quote by avrgblkgrl
Hold up your bible and say "Love thy neighbor...but not homosexuals."
I don't understand this either.
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Quote by naughtynurse
There's always the salad with the nice ginger-sesame dressing
This is a fine dining experience we are discussing, lets not get into the morality of it.
Ooooooo, and a nice slab of rare, seared tuna? We never said exactly what kind of steak we were serving...
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Quote by LadyX
That said, I don't really understand what the harm is. I mean, just because you like hamburgers doesn't mean you murder cows. Come on, it's just a meal, people!
But what's the difference between a cow, a fish, or a chicken? Don't they all have a family?
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Quote by Possibly
For you...
Damn, T. You treat me so well. I'm getting a little teary eyed.
At least SOMEBODY knows when to bring the meat. I think I'm in love.
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Quote by Dani
Our head chef has spent a great deal of time and thought on revamping our menu. Hamburgers and their various forms are no longer offered at this establishment.
That's it! I'm revolting!
Wait... That doesn't sound like it means what it's supposed to mean...
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Quote by Haineko
Thanks a lot.
Now I'm really hungry as opposed to regular hungry
Now you know my pain. I've been dieting, too, which makes it much worse.
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Can we at least compromise on a steakburger? Cooked medium, please, dripping with fat and piled high with lettuce, onions, and Wickles Pickles... Oh God I'm drooling.
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I'm grateful for the few people in my life that I actually consider friends. I wouldn't trade them for the world. Everybody else can suck ass as far as I'm concerned. 
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A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Ryan"
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Ryan Jay Robinson. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Ryan Jay Robinson, every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Ryan Jay Robinson. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Ryan Jay Robinson, he could do everything right."
Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Ryan, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Ryan Jay Robinson."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Ryan. He died. I'm married to his widow."
Passenger: "Who?"
Cabbie: "Ryan Jay Robinson. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happen like that to Ryan Jay Robinson, every single time."
Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."
Cabbie: "Not Ryan Jay Robinson. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."
Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special."
Cabbie: "There's more. He had a memory like a computer. He remembered everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Ryan Jay Robinson, he could do everything right."
Passenger: "Wow. Some guy then."
Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Ryan, he never made a mistake, and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too. He was the perfect man! He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Ryan Jay Robinson."
Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"
Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Ryan. He died. I'm married to his widow."
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Quote by nicola
Time is an artificial construct.
Hayley, please can you stop warming that wine, and pass it to me. K, thx.
So if we break all the clocks, can we stop time?
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I enjoy having a variety of watches, but I don't spend a lot of money on them. I'm hard on a watch and either break them or lose them, or they just get all scratched because I forget to take them off when I go to chop down that tree or replace that alternator. Also, I prefer form over function, any day. Every watch I own came as a gift - I can't remember the last time I bought one for myself.
Here are the three that I've had the longest, and wear the most often. I usually pick which one I have on based on what I'm wearing that day.
Here are the three that I've had the longest, and wear the most often. I usually pick which one I have on based on what I'm wearing that day.
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I prefer honesty. The absence of hypocrisy. Someone who is not a manipulator or player of stupid games.
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Whenever I entered a competition, I made it a point not to read the other entries. Looking back, I suppose it didn't matter much.
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Carol sees herself as pragmatic. Doing necessary work that nobody else has the stomach for. Like a garbage man or septic tank pumper. But maybe it's just me looking at it this way: how could anyone pop a little girl that way and remain aloof? How old was Lizzie? Maybe ten? How could any caring adult shoot a little girl in the back of the head and not want to die? And Carol does care - she spent months teaching the girls how to be violent in order to hopefully save their lives. She might even feel partly responsible for helping shape Lizzie into the bloodthirsty savage she became. But now she's going to be torn between her desire to die and her need for redemption. It's gong to be interesting.
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Quote by Dancing_Doll
I'm still not totally sure how I'd handle it if they were both my kids. It would be hard to lose one, but then the idea of losing two - the second at your own hands. Not sure I could deal with that and still go on. I mean it's a pretty brutal environment for any kid to grow up in - it would probably be hard for me to just place the blame on Lizzie and wash my hands of the whole thing. I might be tempted to just keep Lizzie away from everyone else and stay at the house at the Grove to play things out until things end for one or both of us.
I spent the night trying to figure out stay I would have done had Lizzie been my daughter. I think I would have felt like I had no choice but to put her down, but I know for a fact that I wouldn't have been able to live with myself. This is why Carol confessed to Tyreese. She wanted to die but couldn't bring herself to commit suicide. Carol is going to bear watching in the future.
God, I'm talking about this like they're real fucking people. Somebody help me...
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Oh my god. I did not see that coming. At all.
Logic would imply that if you get a walker's head hot enough, you'll damage the brain. Being a zombieverse, logic may not apply.
Logic would imply that if you get a walker's head hot enough, you'll damage the brain. Being a zombieverse, logic may not apply.
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So we got to see a little bit more of Sasha, who (up until now) had been kept in the background. I like what's developing. Part of me wants to see a love triangle come around between Sasha, Maggie, and Glenn, with Maggie having to decide between the other two. Am I wrong, or would that be an awesome plot twist?
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Quote by Buz
Well, Mr. NudiePants, you do almost everything nude anyhow. I know that was you I saw jogging naked down Peachtree Street Sunday, and just when people were driving home from church too.
Wasn't me. I don't go downtown. And if I ever did, I'd be armed. And jogging? Shoot - life's too short. I'd be doing a fast walk, maybe. Stop and smell the roses, that's my motto.
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Quote by megagap
I never did find a bar that would let guys be naked. Girls yes. Guys no.ADfl4eg8OwgOXXFt
The Garden of Eden. The rooftop portion of the Bull and Whistle bar in Key West is clothing-optional.
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This episode was just as important for their characters as the first one was for Rick and Carl. It defines their relationships with each other, and with the world around them. They both grow and develop into more well-rounded people. Imagine now how it'll be if they start up a relationship, and then meet up with Carol. Interesting times are coming.
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Quote by SensualSharon
Adult entertainment.
Hey, I'm an adult and I could stand to be entertained...
