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not everyone gets to see my ass. i charge a small fee. if you want me to lift my sweat shirt up, it'll cost you $20.
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MrNudiePants
Over 90 days ago
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Despite the fact that I'm spending the night in one of the lowest-rent motels in Nashville, there's a gas station cross the way that sells Heinekin in 24-ounce bottles. It's kind of funy to see a Heinekin bottle resting in a bucket of ice like a miniature green champagne bottle, but funny or not, it's still delicious...
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"God I wish I had hands so I could facepalm properly..."
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The Black Eyed Peas prank Oprah by arranging one of the largest flash mobs ever, live on national television...
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It's done automatically by Profile Views but I think it's also rigged so that there is always at least one male.
Also, it now appears that half of Featured Members are Lush Gold members. Since there aren't all that many of them at the moment, it is much more likely that you will be a featured member if you subscribe to Lush Gold (something like 1 in 13 versus 1 in 25000).
Just one more reason to go Gold.
It's gotta be profile views. I had never been on the "featured members" list until I ran my recent contest and my profile views skyrocketed. Now that things are back to normal for me, I don't expect to be a featured member again anytime soon.
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I don't think anyone cares enough about who I am to want to stalk me. I do think it would be kinda cool to be recognized from here as long as that person realized that lush is not my whole life. I mean, it would be odd to be walking through my grocery store and hear someone call out, "Hey, Mr. Nudiepants!"
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I am a PC. Due to some physical disabilities, Mrs Nudie Pants had to go shopping for the lightest laptop she could find. It turned out to be a MacBook Air. For the life of me, I just can never get used to it. I suppose if I only worked on it I would, eventually, but Windoze is so ingrained into my habits that switching back and forth just causes me no end of grief. And yes, there are viruses that make the rounds on the Macs of the world. She just caught one, and had to go buy MacKeeper to help get her back up to speed. The machine does seem to run well, but it's not the end-all and be-all of the computing world.
In the end, weigh your needs against your budget and decide if the coolness of the Apple moniker is worth the extra tribute extorted.
In the end, weigh your needs against your budget and decide if the coolness of the Apple moniker is worth the extra tribute extorted.
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Oh... and the winning number is...
Congratulations, Sitting!
I'll get you your upgrade as soon as I can find my wallet... might be a day.
Congratulations, Sitting!
I'll get you your upgrade as soon as I can find my wallet... might be a day.
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he crashed out on our porch - i drug him inside and let him have the guest room. oh, and while he's sleeping it off, we got him tattooed.
O M Fucking G.
Michael Plank is my new hero.
Bavarian Heller Weizenbock. 7.5% alcohol.
"It comes in pints...?"
Happy Friggin' Birthday to me! Woooooooo!
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In honor of my birthday tomorrow, I'm giving away a free Lush Gold membership. All you have to do is reply to this thread with a number between one and a hundred. I plan on drinking heavily all day tomorrow, but when I wake up Sunday (if I'm not too hungover) I'll have the random number generator (at Random dot org) pick a number between one and a hundred. Whoever is closest wins. In case of a tie, whoever guessed the number first wins.
If I understand things right, I can only buy a gift membership for someone on my friends list, so the winner had better be prepared to add me, if you're not already my friend...
Begin!
If I understand things right, I can only buy a gift membership for someone on my friends list, so the winner had better be prepared to add me, if you're not already my friend...
Begin!
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O. M. Fucking G.
That was really cool! I can't decide which of the duo impressed me more. I'm thinking it was her, but then I've always been a sucker for a pretty girl...
That was really cool! I can't decide which of the duo impressed me more. I'm thinking it was her, but then I've always been a sucker for a pretty girl...
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I thought used tampons were only good for making a vampire tea. Who knew?
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I hit my best putt ever - 35 feet uphill on a water-soaked green with the ball sending up a rooster tail of water droplets, straight into the hole - while I was wearing a pink shirt and white pants. And I wasn't at all making a statement about my masculinity. It was a cool shirt to wear on a hot, muggy day. And after the girl o' the day stripped it off me and rocked my world later on that afternoon...
It became my Lucky Shirt.
That said... Red is the color of hunger, because it's the color of fresh meat before it hits the fire. It's the color of victory because it's the color of hot blood pumping out of a vanquished foe's artery. It's the prehistoric, primal color of success. All the psychological studies in the world can't change hundreds of centuries of genetic programming...
It became my Lucky Shirt.
That said... Red is the color of hunger, because it's the color of fresh meat before it hits the fire. It's the color of victory because it's the color of hot blood pumping out of a vanquished foe's artery. It's the prehistoric, primal color of success. All the psychological studies in the world can't change hundreds of centuries of genetic programming...
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Former United States President Lyndon B. Johnson and I have something in common...
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Shit, I'll pay her $1000 for a week's worth of... ahem... "work." Good deal for her. She'll actually be "working" maybe an hour. Hour and a half, tops.
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I gotta tell ya this last one cracked me up. I'll bet they can sell my house but, will I get out of it what I want or what it's worth?
My first thought was, "Do I get to pick who I get the blowjob from?" Upon closer examination, I decided to keep my house...
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I love that, too, especially now that not as many positions are possible for me- temporarily at least.
But I also love the following:
Feeling it shoot up into me from the cowgirl position, while he bucks his hips upward; nature taking over, trying to get his sperm as deep up into me as possible.
Putting my fingers over the base of his shaft in reverse cowgirl, feeling that raised spine pulse like crazy while he fills me up.
The intimacy of feeling him pop while I'm in his lap, followed by the coolness when his semen rolls down and finally hits the outside air on my skin.
but still my favorite:
On my back, either with my legs wrapped around his waist or pressed against his chest, then the expansion and the feeling of warmth, compounded by the sensation of contact with my cervix- it just feels so primal and so intimate and yes- he's growling and groaning and whispering in my ear when it happens.
okay, I'm wet now.
Damn, now I'm wet...
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The guy on the left can play a mean sax solo. I don't know who the guy on the right is.
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I wouldn't mind seeing Snow White & The Hunstman compared to the other Snow White that's currently out.
I agree with this statement 124%.
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All I can say is...WOW...
Law Enforcement should monitor every hit on that show...as I'm sure it's a haven for people who have erotic thoughts of children...
That is some very disturbing stuff, not entertainment in the least. I may have watched 15 seconds before shutting it off...
Imagine the cost of the sets, the costume makers, the studio technicians to run the lighting and sound, the camera operators, not to mention the studio time itself... That piece of crap cost a fucking fortune to make!
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No LM, I have it tucked up into my ass because I'm saving it just for you...
Actually... I wanted bigger boobs (to be proportionate to my body) so I went up one cup size a couple of years ago. They are not too big - but they are pretty close to perfect (for me). I just don't really mention it in the forums because I didn't want to unleash the 'au-naturel' sphincter police on me.
You said there was only one thing you changed. That's TWO things...
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In The Silmarilion there's a dictionary of sorts, isn't there?
