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MrNudiePants
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
0 miles · Savannah

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Quote by sprite


really? so all us girls and guys who are into rimjobs are disgusting pervs? wow, thanks. nice to know where i stand. for the record, i'm into water sports/piss games too. might as well condemn myself 100% for the record, some of us take the time to keep ourselves clean and bacteria free. if you aren't into it, that's fine, but don't judge those of us who are - personally, i think vanilla sex is boring, but that doesn't mean i'm going to go after all of you who haven't gone any farther then the missionary position. YOUR ass may be a one way street, but that doesn't mean MY ass has to be. smile


You bad, bad girl! Report to my office at once for proper disciplining!
Quote by LadyX


Great advice, Nikki! Here's an instructional video. This girl clearly has gapingbungholitis, but is doing her best to flex those muscles. Not sure if she'll get it closed up again, but I bet she can grip the hell out of a coke can.


Whoa. That's not how they taught MY sex-ed class...
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I'm guessing you were ignored in that scenario.


No, he was ignorged.
So I was bumming around downtown ATL a while ago, and snapped a couple quick shots...


















OMG! I can't believe I missed your birthday! I hope you had a happy, happy one. You're one of the most special people in this crazy mixed-up Lush world, so I hope you had the craziest, most mixed-up birthday ever! And I mean that in the best way possible...


When I think of you, the first thing that comes to mind is that I'm happy that I met you. I hope to know you for many, many more years to come.


Happy B-Day, Xuani!
Quote by Nikki703


Maybe he wants 2 profiles so he can have cybersex with himself!!LOL


Wouldn't that just be cyber-masturbation?
I don't really give a rat's ass how complex, interesting, or well-written a song is. Some of the most kick-ass rock ever written just bangs out the same ol' three chords over and over. (Def Leppard, anyone?) If I can't turn on my radio and hear it... yawn.

There are scads of songs that were written by someone other than the performer that made them famous. If all these songs are going to have to be performed by another artist anyway, what makes this music any different than the music any other behind-the-scenes songwriter puts out?
I've been amorous with something made out of polymers before... does that count?
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Arise Sir Danny Boyle ... fucking awesome ... you did us proud !!!


Me 'at's off to all you Brits!
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Entertainment...

The primary purpose of Lush...


Others are interested.....



Nah, not really. Wrong place, wrong time. Playground's that way, and Kindergarten was a helluva lot of years ago.
I'm not entirely sure if this guy just loved his cat, hated cows, or what. I suppose it really doesn't matter. Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you...



The Flying Cat!


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What's a snifter? Is that like matey in the Ask the Guys thread who got a lump of congealing spunk stuck up the back of his nose?

Hope there is less Meh for everybody.




I had to work. Came home to stress. The stress hasn't eased up despite two fairly large snifters of cognac.
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You didn't buy any magazines? That's just fucking rude.


Hell, if I was selling magazines and got a blowjob instead, I'd go home and count it as a profitable day...