Ahh.. This is a topic of never ending ejoyment. Keep it up everybody!
I sure am, lol.
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Mr_Sfstk8d
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ultimate sexy for me ... is wearing my partner's white dress shirt ... after he's worn it ... and he has to wear it again back to the office ..... hmmmm
Yeah, it's really amazing, and a turn on all day long wearing something with your lady's scent on it. Not just her perfume, but her presence.
For that matter, a womans aerial presence is ALWAYS sexy. Just catching a whiff from her hair, her body heat as she walks by.
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Huzah! You're well on your way to having a new kind of fun, it sounds like. Keep it fun!!
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Does this thread have any topic, or is it like train of though?
Steamed mussels are delicious.
Steamed mussels are delicious.
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Fystee and Pixie, I totally understand. I think I drive off like 50% of the time. By the time I get home, I'm way too far away to turn around.
DB, some people use them for drinks, like when you have a party, with people, who want drinks, and they want their drinks cold, and you've only got 2 ice trays of your own, or to make homemade ice cream in an ice cream machine.
But mostly, bagged ice is used to pack bathtubs full of cheap beer for underage drinking parties.
And the underage drinking parties only narrowly edge out the other use for a bathtub full of ice:
Chilling a body so the Medical Examiner has a difficult time determining time of death, and prolonging the onset of stinky decomposition as long as possible. Hey, organ harvesting is big business you know.
DB, some people use them for drinks, like when you have a party, with people, who want drinks, and they want their drinks cold, and you've only got 2 ice trays of your own, or to make homemade ice cream in an ice cream machine.
But mostly, bagged ice is used to pack bathtubs full of cheap beer for underage drinking parties.
And the underage drinking parties only narrowly edge out the other use for a bathtub full of ice:
Chilling a body so the Medical Examiner has a difficult time determining time of death, and prolonging the onset of stinky decomposition as long as possible. Hey, organ harvesting is big business you know.
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At a guess, I'd say one prerequisite would be having a substantial posting base on the forums to begin with. I don't necessarily mean a glut of rot just thrown out there to bolster your post number. Rather the kind of comment and ongoing conversation with the "mebers of the boards" that establish something about your persona, your ability to reason (important for deciding what to allow and disallow) and some kind of rapport with the other moderators. Or maybe you've just gotta slip Nic a couple quid. Who knows, lol.
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That is a fantastic explaination. If you could see me stand and applaud over the inturwebz, you'd be seeing that now. (well, when I post this, not necessarily when you read it)
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Holy Shit! She's delicious!
Is she a starlet and what's her name? I'd love to watch something with her in action. Dead gorgeous.
Is she a starlet and what's her name? I'd love to watch something with her in action. Dead gorgeous.
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Mabye Bat Mitzvah, and he's one REALLY disappointing entertainer, lol.
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The Oreo and Pizza one's are classic. But the HTML one kills me.
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Oh damn, that Nazi quip is priceless. I almost shot Cherry Coke out my nose.
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I've heard this one a couple of different ways, and it's always hilarious. Thanks!
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It's not a nose, it's more like a set of wax lips. Try handing those out on Halloween, lol.
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Probably more along the lines of the general concensus that you SHOULD be nibbled. Often. LOL
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Kinda neat with all of the summing registers. But why does it have to be labeled animal Slaughter for the food products tab? That's just agriculture.
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Gypsy and Castle's responses both answer very fully. About the only thing I could add is that the preperation part should be given as much time as possible. The better prepared you are, the better the experience will be. Start on your own before hand. While masturbating, reach around and use your finger to massage your anus, rubbing in circles, then applying some pressure. This could be done during vaginal play too, or just by itself. Rub around while in the shower or bath. Hold your finger tip against the ring and clench and unclench your buns and sphincter. See how everything works. Find out what you like from anal stimulation, if anything. If it's a complete no-go for you on your own, it may well save you some time, or potential embarassment, with him even trying.
Also, I might reccomend that the first time you and he try anal play, don't even plan on penetration. If it happens, fine, but don't make it the final destination. Just plan on having fun with it. Use some fingers, tongue (see hygeine notes above), perhaps toys. Make sure you can enjoy that kind of play before letting him mount you that way. Believe me, he'll be hard as a rock just being able to play with it, that if penetration isn't on the table, he'll be tickled pink anyway.
Also, I might reccomend that the first time you and he try anal play, don't even plan on penetration. If it happens, fine, but don't make it the final destination. Just plan on having fun with it. Use some fingers, tongue (see hygeine notes above), perhaps toys. Make sure you can enjoy that kind of play before letting him mount you that way. Believe me, he'll be hard as a rock just being able to play with it, that if penetration isn't on the table, he'll be tickled pink anyway.
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Front seat of a Mitsubishi Eclipse. Tight space. Back seat would have been even worse, lol.
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You're in need of skilled trades Nic? It's a long service call for me, but I may just have to make an exception 
What kind of work do you need done? LOL
What kind of work do you need done? LOL
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I'm from the South too, sort-of. And I've lived all over the US (plus Korea) and I'm pretty well versed on the pro's and con's of a number of states' educational systems as well as the gross popular education level in various regions of the US. That said, I wouldn't be surprised if this came from someplace Deep South (AK, MS, LA, GA, WV, etc.) but it's not the ONLY region in the US this could happen. But what really floored me is that the Manager screwed the pooch on this one too. THAT'S pathetic.
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The really cheap way is just to take the cartons from eggs and staple them up to the walls. Week by week, little by little you keep sound-dampening, lol.
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So many people complaining about cold, cold feet and needing blankets. Are we about to start a knitting cirlce or something??
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I'm coming to party and Bunny's lol. I like Dos Equis (XX) it's a mexican beer. Also, OB, Oriental Brewery, haven't had since coming home from Korea. I'm not terribly fond of the "American Lagers".
For mixes, I'll try just about anything, but the simple pleasures are a 7 & 7, Jack and Coke or Rum and Coke. Every now and then I like a nice Dry Manhattan.
For mixes, I'll try just about anything, but the simple pleasures are a 7 & 7, Jack and Coke or Rum and Coke. Every now and then I like a nice Dry Manhattan.
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Well, why haven't the mods gotten a gold star smiley yet? Smileys only available to the mods, lol.
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I don't guess that's supposed to link to the Weights and Measures page, is it? LOL
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Only one I don't know is the brontosaurus bit. By the Police? As in with Sting?