Being watched. It's nice to be appreciated, lol.
Tiny sensitive nipples or big ones you can roll in your mouth.
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Mr_Sfstk8d
Over 90 days ago
Male, 48
United States
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Among most of the guys I work with, the spring clamp (either internal or external) are frequently refered to, in a quasi-official kind of way, as the Jesus clips. Reason being that nine times out of ten, when using the special pliers to put one on or take one off, they will slip off of said pliers, frequently resulting in the piece flying in some random direction. At this point you say "Oh, Jesus!!" and go looking for it, or a new one...
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Even harder when you've got kids. I spent 15 months on deployment to Korea from U.S. Call daily, but it's hard with 14 hrs time difference. Then when you do get to call, you spend half of the call with your partner and half of the call with the kids. Hard to get sexy that way. However, I kept myself busy from my end by writing sexy stories for her, then marking emails with EYES ONLY, like secret documents, lol. I guess I've got to get back to writing stories for the population at large. That was six years ago. After being seperated for that long, getting back together again full time is like getting to know each other all over. We had a welcome home dinner, played some games, kids went to spend the night at grandma's, and I proceeded to lose several pounds of protein solution. (BTW my girl doesn't go for toys much, so it was a snug fit when I did finally get home.)
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Just as in any other sexual activity, make sure that you are, and the parts of you you want to use are, in suitable condition to be used such, safely. I'd LOVE to be able to do this to my woman all the time. However, she has some damage in the perineum area due to a couple of really rough child births, and all the nerves are messed up for a couple of inches. It just so happens that those couple of inches are that area that is SUPPOSED to deliver so much fabulous sensation between the vaginal opening and the anus. So much for rim jobs....
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"I've heard" the same thing, that sex after smoking weed can be really good. But, "I've also heard" DO NOT start to have sex after dropping acid. God forbid, your partner grows horns, or the bed starts walking up one of the walls, all bets are off!!
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Wow, if I ever have to go through an ugly divorce, I hope I have 'freinds' to help me get through it like this guy, lol.
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Sorry Fystee, mea culpa is a phrase from Latin. It means "my fault", basically. It's a statement of ownership of guilt. It's origins in common use are from the early Catholic church, but in modern times is used widely as a literary device.
And I agree LoisLane, one more teary apology on a chat forum, and I'm changing my avatar to Dr. Phil. (For those who don't have their time wasted on U.S. TV schlock, he's a TV talk show host, author, etc., who evidently is board certified counselor somewhere.)
And I agree LoisLane, one more teary apology on a chat forum, and I'm changing my avatar to Dr. Phil. (For those who don't have their time wasted on U.S. TV schlock, he's a TV talk show host, author, etc., who evidently is board certified counselor somewhere.)
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Like the movie line from a movie I forget the title
"You're a murderess!!"
"A WHAT!?"
"A murderess!"
"Oh! I thought you said Methodist."
"You're a murderess!!"
"A WHAT!?"
"A murderess!"
"Oh! I thought you said Methodist."
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I've got mixed (but mostly negative) emotions about the Lola Bunny bit, and the likes of that. That anthropomorphic porn just really leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
Not to mention a bit of fur under my tongue, lol!
Not to mention a bit of fur under my tongue, lol!
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Grammer lessons, spell checking and rhetoric critiques on someone's mea culpa? Oh, for shame..
Pfft... Ha, ha, ha
It's like a feeding frenzy. But yes indeed DB, don't confuse, or mix, pixels with the concrete stuff. Oh well.
Pfft... Ha, ha, ha
It's like a feeding frenzy. But yes indeed DB, don't confuse, or mix, pixels with the concrete stuff. Oh well.
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Granted. enough of these horrifying dreams have come true so that you've been driven utterly and completely mad. You're so disconnected psychologically, that your mind no longer generates dreams of ANY sort, further derailing your already tragic mental health.
I whish I had the freedom to give more women fantastic erotic massages.
I whish I had the freedom to give more women fantastic erotic massages.
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I certainly enjoy sex better than masturbation. However, if you are REALLY good at taking care of your own business, and not that interested in teaching someone else how to push your buttons, I can see where you're coming from, I think. I'm know it takes quite a while in a relationship to really get to know all of the ins and outs of what turns on your partner and vice versa. So I guess for some people, they either aren't interested in letting someone else know what makes them tick, or are afraid to let someone else get that intimately aware of them, or whatever reason.
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Granted, due to the fact that your house is made entirely of stainless steel, and the only possessions you have are firmly fastened to the floors or walls. Six times a day, high pressure hoses with cleaning solution, followed by scalding rinse water, followed by streak free shine rinse the entirety of your worldly belongings.
I wish I had trousers that didn't make my ass look fat. (It's not that fat!!)
I wish I had trousers that didn't make my ass look fat. (It's not that fat!!)
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Granted, you can fly. Or, rather, you WILL be able to fly. Starting immediately you will begin creating a cocoon for yourself out of food protiens and saliva. You will metamorphose in this cocoon for the entire winter, and emerge next spring with wings. While the wing will be not only functional but also beautiful, the will utterly prevent you from ever entering any dwelling or structur with an entry way smaller than, say, a sports statuim dome.
I wish I could find all the right ways to put my money to work for me!
I wish I could find all the right ways to put my money to work for me!
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Those things get smaller every day. First satelite cell phone I used (Military) cost about $14,000 each. Ouch!
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Well what the hell ELSE is a frat boy gonna use when she's passed out from the Roofies and can't get a physical response? Hand lotion?
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Totally know what you mean Ali. Romance is about paying attention. He knows what was on your list, but what did you want or what would make you feel nice was also on his mind. In short, the road to good Romance is in knowing who and what your priorities are.
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If most (not all) guys are honest, it doesn't much matter how big they are, if you can get your hands on them. A mosquito bump to can crushers. And most guys wouldn't care if they had "INFLATE TO 35 psi" stamped on the side and squeak when you squeeze them.
But the truly gorgeous bosoms are on the truly gorgeous woman who KNOWS she is. I've always said that beauty is not held to a narrow scope of dress sizes, and, by extension, is not held to a narrow range of cup sizes either. It's all about how you wear them, so to speak. As far as the playing with them experience goes, the large, extedned nipples are fantastic. As something of a personal preference, I've enjoyed greatly women who have had children and breastfed. Those tits are well developed (but not necessarily large) and frequently have plump, sensitive nipples. I won't call you Mommy, but honey, I'll help you express those full, heavy girls any time you want.
But the truly gorgeous bosoms are on the truly gorgeous woman who KNOWS she is. I've always said that beauty is not held to a narrow scope of dress sizes, and, by extension, is not held to a narrow range of cup sizes either. It's all about how you wear them, so to speak. As far as the playing with them experience goes, the large, extedned nipples are fantastic. As something of a personal preference, I've enjoyed greatly women who have had children and breastfed. Those tits are well developed (but not necessarily large) and frequently have plump, sensitive nipples. I won't call you Mommy, but honey, I'll help you express those full, heavy girls any time you want.
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That kid was either bawling her eyes out or having the time of her life!
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Blowboy, that's a request not a comment.
"I'd like to smell your ass" is a comment.
"I'd like to smell your ass" is a comment.
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I had to go with because it was my car. I wasn't about to let that reckless goof drive it, lol.
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There are good amateur pieces and bad professional ones. It's more the content than the budget that makes it IMHO.
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I'll use a bullet vibe around the perineum sometimes. Nice low frequency rumbling on all the sensitive bits.
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Video, unless really artfully done photos. The latter can be much more than just a means to an end, lol.
After filling the cream-pie, do you eat it? Or leave it?
After filling the cream-pie, do you eat it? Or leave it?
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Well, not behind the wheel. But, when I was in the military, I ran a repair shop out of the back of a truck basically. So sometimes, at night, after work was done (the HOT jobs anyway), and I've been in the field for a LOOOOONG time, you've gotta take care of business.
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I've got four kids. Plus I came from a big family myself. Being the oldest, I've been around pregnant women, infants and children of all sizes for all of my life. Oh, and my mother used to be VERY active in La Leche League, an international Women's and Babies organization, big on nutrition and breast feeding. Consequently, I'd seen more tits by 5 than most guys see in a lifetime.
But, that said, yeah, the first kid is the 'experiment' child. After a few, things become sort of more routine. If you haven't yet, have your husband read What to Expect When You're Expecting and What to Expect the First Year. I forget the authors, but they're INVALUABLE!!
But, that said, yeah, the first kid is the 'experiment' child. After a few, things become sort of more routine. If you haven't yet, have your husband read What to Expect When You're Expecting and What to Expect the First Year. I forget the authors, but they're INVALUABLE!!