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So, while we're at it, does anybody have any diagrams that will give the uninformed a quick synopsis of the rules of cricket?
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Mr_Sfstk8d
Over 90 days ago
Male, 48
United States
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I think I need to find a job that puts me in NZ or AU half the year. I don't mind summer. I don't mind winter too terribly, but I hate shoveling snow, lol.
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#6. Hillarious. Clothig both for performance and style, lol.
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I haven't bee able to indulge this very often, but I'd really love to do it more. I prefer handing it out. I like to use it as foreplay, but some well placed, and well timed, smacks during is great too. It's difficult to do very well during sex in most positions though. If it's going to be a really well put together spanking, I think it's got to be the primary focus at that momet. Not to say it can't be part of the whole event though, lol.
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Wish there was a good restauant around here that makes what Saggii is having. Maybe some recipe books. Got one Indian place close to here, but more of a "take out" kind of stuff.
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Grated. You're completely uneventful day is due to the fact that the PRECEDING night you'd falled down your front steps, struck your head and are now in a coma. Great lot of luck that.
I wish I had as much time and PRIVACY as I needed to write all I want.
I wish I had as much time and PRIVACY as I needed to write all I want.
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Really interesting art work on those, very intricate. I think the one with all of the Star Wars head shots had TOOOO much time on his hands, lol.
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We've still got a lot of leftover candy (the kids haven't eaten it all YET). Can you stir fry that??? LOL Think I might do spaghetti tonight.
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Man that's a tough one. I've had some REALLY bad ones, that were total mental jobs on top of it all. And then there have been some really good ones, but sometimes boring. I think if you're going to make a long term go of it, she has to be more heavily weighted toward the good girl.
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Seriously, how far in the deep south are you? If the MANAGER couldn't figure it out!?!? I do this kind of thing all the time. Crazy. And sad.
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Along a similar line of some of the other postings. My wife-to-be and I traveled to visit her mom and her sister. We stayed at a hotel near by and were going at it pretty seriously in bed in the missionary position. I pulled out at the last minute to paint her body. Her head had been rolling back and forth while she was cumming. The first shot was driven hard into her clitoris mound, point blank (great feeling for both, by the way), the second shot landed a rope accross her tummy and the third shot over her tits and onto the side of her head, right directly into her ear. She immediately snapped out of what must have been a collosal orgasm, and I almost didn't make it to the bathroom for the cotton swabs I was laughing so hard. She kind of had a hard time taking my appologies seriously considering I couldn't stop laughing.
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I've had a fantastic time with the mother of my children, particularly during the "horny-mester". After a certain point, hormones are going crazy, it's really hot. Plus, I've got a rather keen nose even under normal monthly variations. So when things are going wild for her, it is for me too!! As long as her doctor says it's still OK, have fun! That's what got you into this situation, why quit now?? LOL
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Sounds great, except I'd have to take the whole family. And that would be expensive. The whole point is that I won't be making any money that week, lol.
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I'd try it, just to see what it's like. I certainly couldn't make a habit of it though. I can hear my cardiologist cursing me already. Besides, I've eaten just about anything that didn't eat me first, and a few things that would have, given the chance.
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And, as Austin Powers so feciciously stated: "Those things are definately not my bag, Baby!"
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So, I'll be finding myself out of work for a few weeks between now and January. They're not all consecutive though. We're having rolling layoffs, or furloughs, in my department as a cost savings for the company. Next week I'm off, then at the end of November. I'll be off for two weeks around Christmas and New Year and some undisclosed week in January. I don't know what to do during the down weeks though. Oh sure, there's always house work to catch up on, but that's mightily mundane. I'd like to get some side work, really, but not sure what to look for. I'm in the U.S., about equidistant from Chicago and St. Louis. Any of you savvy folks have any suggetsions?
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I used to have a bad habit of messing around with all of the girlfreinds one of my freinds had. The whole time I knew him I got at least as far as mutual manual with every one of them. Only once got as far as total intercourse, but I'd met her a few times before that by that point. He set that one up anyway. What a great freind, lol!
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Neck, throat and ears are great for kissing. Nails raking on back is amazing. Stroking inside and back of thighs is very nice.
Ladies, try this one. Start out by his knee, trace the number ten with the tip of your index finger. While you do this, whisper "ten" in his ear in a seductive and sultry tone. Then move up an inch on the inside of his knee and trace the number nine, whisper again. By the time you reach zero, and I'm sure you can guess where that would be, he'll be gasping for you to get after him!! Works through the pants even too. You can do this at a restaurant to tease him, in the car as a prequel to some transportation fun, or just as a warm up for later; I'm sure you get the picture.
Ladies, try this one. Start out by his knee, trace the number ten with the tip of your index finger. While you do this, whisper "ten" in his ear in a seductive and sultry tone. Then move up an inch on the inside of his knee and trace the number nine, whisper again. By the time you reach zero, and I'm sure you can guess where that would be, he'll be gasping for you to get after him!! Works through the pants even too. You can do this at a restaurant to tease him, in the car as a prequel to some transportation fun, or just as a warm up for later; I'm sure you get the picture.
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Dammit, I invented this 15 years ago but didn't have what it took to put one in production. Sonsabitches stole my idea. Wheres my cut!!!!
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Nurses outfit, wiht stockings and garters.
Fleshy, warm, thick but non-vibrating dildo, or slim, chrome, cool slick vibe?
Fleshy, warm, thick but non-vibrating dildo, or slim, chrome, cool slick vibe?
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Granted, but due to an aweful, incurable infection, you will be frustrated without end.
I wish my knees didn't hurt when I worked on machines.
I wish my knees didn't hurt when I worked on machines.
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I'm familiar with conditions in which 'off cue' types of stimulus result in an orgams, and of conditions that result in almost constant physiological arousal of the genitalia. Crossed wires so to speak. But I'm not sure I've heard of the Persistent Arousal that resulted in 100 to 200 orgasms a day. However, given the other conditions that are recognized in medicine, it's not outside of reason to comprehend a close cousin to the two being the rare case of the almost constant orgasms. And no, it doesn't sound like fun. Maybe if it had an on off switch, but that's another story.
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I'll take the partner with the wet pussy.
Massage oil and hand job, or bubbly tit wank?
Massage oil and hand job, or bubbly tit wank?
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I make a lot of chili too. But with kids, it can't be too spicy. However, sometimes we make two stock pots of chili, one for the younger kids, and one for daring people, lol. I got a taste for spicy foods early on. My first step-dad used cayenne pepper on everything. I mean even canned corn and mashed potatoes. Now, I don't put pepper on everything, but if a dish is supposed to have some bite, I don't shy away. Plus, living in Korea for over a year, I became familiar with a bunch of new ways to liven things up.
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I totally know what MercianKnight is talking about. I'm in a relationship, we have GREAT sex... when we can get it. It's really hard, and frustrating, to manage around the kids schedules and still have time for each other. Add to that, we have teenagers who stay up all hours of the night on weekens, and a Kindergartener who WON'T sleep late, and, well there you have it. I'll find a way to have energy if the time presents itself. It's that damn responsibility stuff. Just not enough hours in the day.