Quote by CurlyGirly
We do??? News to me. Is there a date that I need to get this accomplished by?![]()
He is right. Here's proof! Must be done by years end.HAHA

Quote by WellMadeMale
I was browsing the Lelo website through the link found on the Lush homepage...and I came across this contraption.
And I thought... how the fuck does this thing slip on and what parts of the body or bodies is it supposed to engage with? Perhaps you slip your erect cock through the tail and then the bulbous end vibrates one gonad or the other or either your left or right lower abdomen?
Or maybe you shove the bulbous end up your rectum...and the tail end...
These things should come with diagrams for the suggested intended uses.![]()
Quote by SexySofie
How crazy can people be in the twenty first century to imagine the gravitational pull of the moon has the slightest bearing on penis size. Yes indeed tidal flow in conjunction with the sun - but hey! get real folks and and let's try and understand we're not in the dark ages now.
Quote by overmykneenow
@Nikki703 Actually the size of a full erection does change size from day to day. Usually thickness rather than length (for me anyway) - this supposedly has something to do with the male cycle which is just a few days plus other factors such as diet and time of day.
I haven't made a scientific study of this (I've not measured mine since I was a teenager) just some days it's bigger than others.
The need to measure my cock disappeared once I started having sex - this is not intended to cast aspersions on the OP
Quote by CurlyGirly
Exactly!!
I've gone to many sleepovers and nothing like this has ever happened. We always just ended the evening with a naked pillow fight.![]()
Of course, you will get some 19-year-old, bisexual/lesbian slutty virgins to post on here saying they have, but remember they're actually dudes so their responses don't count.![]()
Quote by elitfromnorth
Erdinger Weiss. Need beer with some taste! Too much beer that has no taste at all.
If it's Liquor then I want a cognac or scotch whisky. No matter what, it needs to be drunk room temperature minimum, otherwise you kill the taste, so to all you who put ice cubes in your whisky: The Liquor gods will make sure you suffer in the after life and drink crappy home made wine for all eternety!
Quote by hersheykiss
If we ladies should have to shave down there, shouldn't the men have to also?