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Nikki703
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 57

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When I was a teen, me and a friend used a cucumber. Since then, I have not used anything really odd.

I once used a Tootsie Pop with someone, that was fun. Wanna know how many licks it took to get to the center? LOL

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But, while we're on the subject, bigger is better I always say, Ladies! With my cordless power tools that is!!



Sure, Im in!!

Impressive but I think the "Brute" (see above) has that beat!! I think you can get off without it even touching your body! HAHA
I absolutely do. Not everytime I read a story. If the story is well written and there is a build up with seduction leading into the sex it makes me very wet.

I feel I owe it to the author to masturbate, LOL!! Why write a sex story if the intent is not to turn on the reader, right?
LMFAO!!(oops, text speak, sorry). That was Hillarious!! They have to win some kind of award for this LOL!!
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I think you'll find that CG needs something a little more... industrial!! hahahahah



(she's SO gonna kill me for that!)



Maybe This Will Work Then! HAHA


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Ha ha!!! You make me blush, Nikki!!!


MMMMMMMMMM!! Red Pumpkins!!
Not into Jazz but Jazz-Rock fusion is awesome and this guy is the greatest bass player I ever heard. And add in Jeff Beck on guitar and WOW!! A lot of the riffs that sound like guitar is actually bass.

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Lovely long phone call with a friend! smile

(I'm also grinning every time I see my AV.. Thanks CrazyDiamond for making my pumpkins look so awesome!!)



As I remember from one of your old AVs, your "pumpkins" looked pretty awesome already, HAHA!!
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Well At Least They Took Their Limo To The Party So They Wont Drink And Drive! Even Stopped Off For Beer And Beef Jerky On The Way.


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Omg! Wtf r u tlking abt?


See, this is what I mean. You have to have patience since he is Canadian, HAHA!!
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Ah well, you are right about that, but not together, like some crazy sandwich, huh??

(that's your cue to whore our thread, CG)


Oh Come On!! Its Fun, HAHA!!

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Please be kind, English is obviously not his first language.


I agree. As a whole we need to have more patience with those who do not speak English as their first language. But to be fair, if English is not your first language, you are only making it harder to understand what you mean when you combine it with text speak.
I am not an author, well at least one who has submitted any stories but if I ever do submit one I would want all comments and scores to be honest opinions. I only give honest opinions of what I feel when I score a story. But I will admit that I will never give a story a 1 or a 2. If that is what I think it deserves I just dont score it. But they have been few and far between. Maybe that is wrong. Many times I dont score or comment even though I think it was great because I get so worked up after reading it Im "kinda busy" LOL!! And then I forget to go back and comment.
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Maybe because anal is awesome?


It sure is. I hate it when people say anal is gross without ever trying it!! Dont just ASSUME, LOL!!
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Why can you post story's about reluctance sex but can't talk openly about the subjects and I'm banned from saying the subjects but it don't make sense to me


The forum is for everyone to enjoy, not jut you. I come into the forum to have fun and express my views on things without or at least not intentionally offending anyone. As one of several women that I know of here who has lived through the terror of being , I dont need to read anything about those type of situations here. If is a turn on for you, well that is your right but please dont share it with those of us that care not to read it.

We are all adults here, well at least I think we are. Show respect for others feelings and maybe you will get the same in return!
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Well, I'm not really into them, but I've known many men who were and I've talked on the phone with a LOT of men who have that fantasy!

I am fine indulging my guy's fantasy once in a while when I'm with a man who likes it, but never on my face or in my mouth, that is too far for me personally. I think it's important to explore with our partners and never make them feel bad about something they fantasize about - it's their fantasy. It might not be for me, and I can chose to do or not do it as I desire.

One of my current boyfriends likes me to sometimes hold his cock while he pees, it's kinda fun and I make a game out of it. An old boyfriend liked me to pee on him! that was easy and he liked it, so why not, he had a great cock and would then fuck me really good after I peed on him LOL



Maybe you can hold his cock as he pees and try to write in the snow what you want him to do to you and see if he can figure it out, HAHA!! Hey, whatever works for you is cool, Enjoy it!!
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Ha, funny you say that. If I remember correctly, the lady that sued over the too-hot coffee won the case.


Yes she did. But this once sounds like it has as much chance to win as the woman in Ohio who sued for $500 Billion because heer car was towed or the nut suing Casey Anthony for $5 Billion, although I hope she does win, LOL!!

I think I will sue Alex Rodriguez because his poor play causing the Yankees to lose has upset me and has made it hard for me to sleep. Nothing crazy, maybe $15 Million. Thats only half of his salary, LOL!
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Saints fans file class action lawsuit against NFL and Roger Goodell

EW ORLEANS -- A New Orleans Saints fan is taking NFL commissioner Roger Goodell to federal court, seeking in excess of $5,000,000 in the damages. (See lawsuit)

David James Macina, a St. Tammany resident and Saints season ticket holder, filed a class-action lawsuit against Goodell and the National Football League in the U.S. District Court for the punishments meted against Saints players, coaches and management for their roles in the bounty scandal.

The judgment that the plaintiff is seeking comes from the damages brought on by Goodell and the NFL from gutting the team through suspensions, which devalued tickets, and the emotional hardship fans have had to endure during the scandal.

The lawsuit contends that Mancina and other season ticket holders “purchased their tickets with the representation, and expectation, from the Commissioner and the League that the Saints would be capable of competitively fielding a contending team comprised of the finest athletes, and the best coaches, under contract with the New Orleans Saints, or available to them through normal trades and draft choices, without dictatorial, unreasonable, vindictive, and unfounded, interference from the Commissioner and the League, devoid of due process.”

However, after the season tickets were purchased on March 21, 2012, the league didn’t inform Mancina and others season ticket holders that an investigation had been ongoing since 2009 into the illegal bounty program.

Also, that head coach Sean Payton, general manager Mickey Loomis, linebacker Jonathan Vilma and defensive end Will Smith were suspended by the league “without due process, sufficient evidence, and without consideration for the rights of the paying ticket holder Plaintiffs, and the 85,000 members of the class, summarily, without due process or credible evidence,” says the lawsuit.

“(D)ue to the unfair, prejudicial, unreasonable, and vindictive” actions by Goodell and the NFL, those suspensions severely damaged the on-field product and the value of the season tickets to Macina and other Saints fans.


This right up there with suing over coffee being too hot!! I lost picking the Saints in a football pool, can I get in on this too?
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