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Nope the singing on Glee is more manufactured than a Britney Spears concert when she was on crack.

I find it very difficult to get excited for a show I know is completely fake. Much like the rest of the TV programming out there. But that's just me.

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I guess I never really thought that the size of a tongue would matter all that much. I mean, if you're licking and sucking does a medium to large sized tongue feel differently than a small tongue. I can certainly understand why a 4 inch cock and a 9 in cock would be different.


edit... for tongue size, is it length or width that matters?

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i think this kind of says it all...

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mmmm shaft = mouth
mmmm balls = mouth

hands when needed, on both

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I call bullshit on the original post. Sorry, but nothing about your description is realistic to me.kjyswDOMvZgdPSOs


Anywho, to answer the question, my first orgasm happened all by my lonesome. I had been experimenting with masturbation for quite some time, but always got scared and backed down when I got to "that moment". I had tried things of different sizes and textures just to get a feel for what I liked. I was still a virgin at the time, so I didn't want anything to penetrate me too deeply.

My parents went away for a weekend so I decided I'd go full-out with the masturbating thing. I experimented so much that weekend. But again, I didn't go all the way as far as having an orgasm. The one thing I hadn't tried was vibration. Being that I didn't have a vibrator, I had to improvise. So I used an electric toothbrush. I started with my fingers. Just some basic groping and poking and pinching, enough to get me wet. Then I used the side of the head of the toothbrush that wasn't bristly and I turned it on and put it on my clit. It felt so good I jumped when I first felt it and I had to stop because I scared the shit out of myself.

Being that toothbrushes aren't vibrators, they only have one speed...there's no adjusting. So I took a deep breath, closed my eyes, clenched my teeth, and put the toothbrush back on my clit and let it go. I don't remember much after that. Just a bunch of writhing and bucking and eyes rolling at the back of my head. Then I just remember shaking uncontrollably and saying things that were far from coherent. When I came down, my body just felt this wave of complete and utter bliss. Kind of like those chills you get all over when someone breathes on the back of your neck.

And I remember looking down at my feet and my toes were curled. It felt fucking amazing. And I had no clue what it was. I mean, I knew all about orgasms and everything, I just didn't know it could be like...THAT! Ya know? And I just curled up in a ball on my bed and I distinctly remember thinking "What the fuck just happened?" But after that, my toothbrush became my best friend.

P.S. For those of you who are wondering, I didn't brush my teeth with that particular tooth brush. I prefer manual toothbrushes as I have sensitive teeth and the electric toothbrushes tend to be a bit too abrasive.

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Not gonna lie... it's disappointing.

It's worse if it takes you longer than a couple of minutes to get hard again.

Sex has a certain kind of momentum and when a girl's in that throbbing kind of state of needing to get fucked and it's over in a minute, it's just that disappointed level of "ohhh..." because then the momentum inevitably has to be put on hold (or more realistically is on the downslide) until you're hard and ready again - oral or no oral, it's just not the same.

And yes, I've had experience with this with guys... one of whom was like a 20 second man (three thrusts and it was over). Second rounds were never exactly earth-shattering either.

It's normal if you're having sex for the first time that the guy is probably not going to last too long for the first time, but once you're in a relationship or ongoing sexual thing, it's a total lie if women say they 'don't care' if the guy is a minute man or has P.E. issues.

It can be overlooked if there's love involved or some other compelling dynamic to the relationship. Sex isn't perfect (nor are people), but yeah, the first impression is - disappointing.

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Who can say if it's right or wrong? It is what it is. I recommend being careful and realistic.

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yes worst case was when my mom found a strapon I had left attached to a stuffed animal was reallyyyyyyyyyyyyy embaresing even though she didn't say anything about it

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all women are bi curious none are really lesbians they have to have something hard pushed im themeven if its plastic

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Shit I talk with my mouth open too!! Especially when I sing! Supercalafragslisticexpialidocious!