Quote by nicola
Worst...ever...
OMG! I don't know what is worse, the Song or the Lip Syncing.
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Nikki703
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Quote by Liz
Oooo, I'm looking forward to this!
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Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why do we drive on a Parkway but we park in a Driveway?
Why is a Woman's Prison called a Penal Colony?
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Going for a run on a cool crisp morning,
Taking my dog to the lake,
The delightful smell of bacon frying,
Sitting by the fire on a snowy day,
Chatting with my wonderful Lush friends,
Going for a naked swim on a hot summer night,
Watching the Dallas Cowboys get CRUSHED!,
Waking at 6AM and realizing its Saturday and I can sleep in,
So Many More
Taking my dog to the lake,
The delightful smell of bacon frying,
Sitting by the fire on a snowy day,
Chatting with my wonderful Lush friends,
Going for a naked swim on a hot summer night,
Watching the Dallas Cowboys get CRUSHED!,
Waking at 6AM and realizing its Saturday and I can sleep in,
So Many More
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I have gone to nude beaches several times and to be honest, it was actually nothing special. If you are expecting it to be full of beautiful model type women and hot studly guys and are looking for a wild sex party than you are destined to be disappointed. I would say the majority of the people, you will encounter are just average looking people who are there just to relax and enjoy the sun and the rest you probably don't want to see naked.
As for well endowed men, one time I did see a guy of about 60yo who was huge. He seemed very comfortable and know one really paid him much attention.
Have Fun!
As for well endowed men, one time I did see a guy of about 60yo who was huge. He seemed very comfortable and know one really paid him much attention.
Have Fun!
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Quote by Buz
Don't spoil the fun. It's really a blast to play a game of erection volleyball at the beach. Of course if someone on one team goes flaccid they have to forfeit. And you can't use your hands. I think y'all get that.
It's also great for a game of ring toss too. Horseshoes...................not so much!!
