Give her a proper welcome...
And a damned good one, before my knees went out.
House Painter. Pink only.
Sealed court record prohibit me from giving details.
Seriously? I did it with another person once. I've heard that's common
Me, Posting. so dull. But I fulfilled the requirement.
She will stay there until she she loses the stand-offish attitude! Snooty Scot!
Relent and I will let you out!
Children's Party Magician, part time.
Those wings... are they real?
Oh, sorry, wrong room... (snickering) but have fun, seriously...
And beat a hasty retreat.
Caught her going through my underwear drawer...again!
Watching her in silence from a dark corner of the room
Waiting until the anticipation builds.
Feeling the tension increase, knowing she wants to call out, ask me what I'm doing...
Then reaching down, going through her purse. Geez, old tissues, receipts, lint-covered piece of gum, and who needs all this makeup? Antibiotics? Ugh!
Still, she is tied.... hmmm.
Grudgingly accepting the title...
Perfect
Hardly inadequate, dear
Fuck and suck, without a doubt
Mazza is a prudish, restrictive sensible boring woman without a single sexual bone in her body. She steals her stories from 18-year-old high school nerds.
The Demand theory explains why there are so many readers, not why there are so many stories. Erotic stories tend to push the edge a little, in all genres. Sex is a little hotter, more daring. Skirting the forbidden. I don't think that most erotic writers are cranking out stories for public consumption unless they are selling them. Most writers (IMHO) write what is in their heads. Many write almost exclusively , that's their thing. Other, who write across several categories, push the edge. And what is edgier and more forbidden than ? Sex between a man and woman is hot. Illicit sex, between, say, lovers married to others, has a sharper edge. And the edge is sharper sill when the sex is forbidden, between family members. Just the thought, the act of considering it, is to be considered a no-no. It is the prohibition that makes it irresistible. And so writers write them, with varying degrees of success, but basically in three camps - the lusty "this is great and there's no problem", the "can no longer resist, but this is so wrong", and the "my love surpasses the social barrier".
Well, THAT took all the fun out of it, eh?
Ha carries no excess weight.
Umm, interesting? well, I, uh...
Geez, this is harder than I imagined...
Interesting, you say?
I might have to get back you you. I'm really almost completely ordinary.
Oh! I know! No, wait, that's more peculiar than interesting... lets see.
Okay, got it. My sock drawer is aligned by color group. Is that... ? Are you snickering?
Sorry, that's as interesting as it gets.
How many times do I have to win this?