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Noreasonneeded
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male
United States

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Oh, yeah, this is fun...

The sixties classic from Lulu

To Sir, With Love...in my pants
Blaming thingstodo for ignoring those voices for so long and making them feel unwanted!
one girl (my first) a few times before I moved out at 18.

Parents were furious. They knew.
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Partners (relationship) = 3
Times with different people = 4
Total of 7
I'm such a slut........


Not sure that earns you slut unless it was all the same night!
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cock pic in a friend request is a bit forward, makes me think your a "right to bed" kinda guy. Understanding where i'm at, and what you want weeds you out right away. what happened to forplay. at least get me drunk on cheap wine first.


Slides the bottle across the table. Slurs a little. "Here ya go, sweet cheeks..."
I have never posted on a foru... Damn!

Okay, I have never tried to be clever an witty on a...Damn!

Okay. I have never done most of the things I write about.
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Bad Breath and or Food in their teeth, eww


I'll make sure to brush first!
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I would not interrupt at all. I might go to a drive through to get some snacks or something....



Yeah. Like that. Too funny
Well, this is a little embarrassing (not my answer, but being so late to the discussion smile )
Never did it, would love to try it, at least once. On a long list of things I'll likely never experience (sigh) Would have to be consensual, but I'd prefer commitment to grudging compliance :)