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NymphWriter
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
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3. Father of the Bride with Steve Martin... awful
2. Eyes Wide Shut - I'm ashamed to say I stayed until the end, but sadly... it just got worse. What the hell were Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman?
And my #1 worst movie of all time...
1. Unfriended - I walked out about 45 minutes into it (maybe an hour... but I don't think I was there that long). By far the biggest piece of shit I've ever had the misfortune of seeing.
2. Eyes Wide Shut - I'm ashamed to say I stayed until the end, but sadly... it just got worse. What the hell were Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman?
And my #1 worst movie of all time...
1. Unfriended - I walked out about 45 minutes into it (maybe an hour... but I don't think I was there that long). By far the biggest piece of shit I've ever had the misfortune of seeing.
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Writer's block sucks... especially when you have the time to write.
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People who are passive-aggressive when they think they are being ignored or aren't getting "their" way and have a major hissy fit. It's like your skin is as thin as a layer of an onion. Seriously... grow the fuck up!!! 
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The knowledge of being loved by a man who puts me above everyone and everything else in the world. He bends over backwards to make me happy and spoil me rotten and in my entire life, I've never thought any man could be so amazing as mine.
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Intense (was for the one above)
Sexy (for the that now is directly above)
Sexy (for the that now is directly above)
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I have written a few stories with this low count of words so I might be willing to try... not sure yet... if a story idea comes to me... then I'll give it my best shot.
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Currently, the top 5 school districts based on size (the number of students enrolled) are:
1. New York City, New York
2. Los Angeles Unified School District, California
3. Chicago Public Schools, Illinois
4. Miami-Dade County Public Schools, Florida
5. Clark County School District, Nevada
Now... Wikipedia will say Puerto Rico Public is #3, but since that's not yet a state, it's up to you if it counts our not. Some count it... some do not.
1. New York City, New York
2. Los Angeles Unified School District, California
3. Chicago Public Schools, Illinois
4. Miami-Dade County Public Schools, Florida
5. Clark County School District, Nevada
Now... Wikipedia will say Puerto Rico Public is #3, but since that's not yet a state, it's up to you if it counts our not. Some count it... some do not.
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Not in order of what I consider the all time best... but here are my six...
1. Psycho (Hitchcock of course... that POS remake's only redeeming quality was Vigo Morreson's naked ass... and that's in the 1st 5 minutes.)
2. Fatal Attraction (I'm really surprised no one had said this before.)
2. Carrie (both the original and the latest version)
4. The Sixth Sense (oh was I pissed when I missed the secret!)
5. A Nightmare on Elm Street (the original... it didn't help I once lived on "Elm St." and did my friends ever tease me about that!)
6. The Hand that Rocks the Cradle (gotta love a movie with strong female characters even if one is a psycho bitch)
So... technically I did seven like Chuck & Poppet... wanna spank me too Sprite?
1. Psycho (Hitchcock of course... that POS remake's only redeeming quality was Vigo Morreson's naked ass... and that's in the 1st 5 minutes.)
2. Fatal Attraction (I'm really surprised no one had said this before.)
2. Carrie (both the original and the latest version)
4. The Sixth Sense (oh was I pissed when I missed the secret!)
5. A Nightmare on Elm Street (the original... it didn't help I once lived on "Elm St." and did my friends ever tease me about that!)
6. The Hand that Rocks the Cradle (gotta love a movie with strong female characters even if one is a psycho bitch)
So... technically I did seven like Chuck & Poppet... wanna spank me too Sprite?
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Want by AvrgBlkGril is an amazing piece of fiction that had it not won the "Morning After..." comp... I would have recommended it for an EP. I knew the moment I read it it was worthy and I was crushed as I knew... I'd just had my ass handed to me by an amazing author.
Other include:
Pretty much anything by Buz
"Writer's Block" by Sprite
Anything by Liz
"His Wife My Pleasure" series by PervyStoryTeller
"Just Shopping for a Suit, Ma'am" series by Gubica
Of course I'd love for your to read mine... but these are a few I really enjoy.
Other include:
Pretty much anything by Buz
"Writer's Block" by Sprite
Anything by Liz
"His Wife My Pleasure" series by PervyStoryTeller
"Just Shopping for a Suit, Ma'am" series by Gubica
Of course I'd love for your to read mine... but these are a few I really enjoy.
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A well written story will attract a female audience. Both men and women like a story that is well written and has a clear plot line. I, personally, have enjoyed stories in BDSM, cheating, bisexual, gay male, college sex, office sex, love stories, and many more. If the opening snip-it we get on the home page or what we see as I am browsing the stories is good, I'm keep reading.
I always say I write stories I would like to read. I've been blessed that many others feel the same, though not always. One such example was a message I received by someone who has enjoyed many of my pieces, but not one in particular. I thanked him for reading my piece. It's like when people question the scores (as in "What ________ gave you a _____?") I never let this get me down (well... not anymore that is.) I have found that if a person takes the time to vote... they are entitled to their opinion. I don't need my ego stroked (it can be big enough by itself without help.)
Time to read again! 
I always say I write stories I would like to read. I've been blessed that many others feel the same, though not always. One such example was a message I received by someone who has enjoyed many of my pieces, but not one in particular. I thanked him for reading my piece. It's like when people question the scores (as in "What ________ gave you a _____?") I never let this get me down (well... not anymore that is.) I have found that if a person takes the time to vote... they are entitled to their opinion. I don't need my ego stroked (it can be big enough by itself without help.)
Time to read again! Unicorn Wrangler
Jerk band teachers who have the nerve to chastise you publicly when you submit a list of names of possible TAs for the next school year. The list was by no means a demand... but a wish-list. I gave a list of names so I had a back-up or two. That's it! Get over yourself! I fucking supported your band concerts and even helped in one so don't fucking act like I'm poaching your kids you dickless jerk!
EDIT: I spoke with the band teacher yesterday morning. I had to make peace with him as we must work together somewhat. Turns out I was the target of his rage but he never meant to be an asshole. He apologized and we're good. He's no longer a "dickless jerk" in my book... but I now know he can blow off steam at someone but not mean to be hurtful.
In regards to the student... she was offered an audition at a major university in my area as a 7th almost 8th grade student. Such a high honor... and thus... I lost my TA after all. Honestly... I'm so happy for her that my loss is minimal.
EDIT: I spoke with the band teacher yesterday morning. I had to make peace with him as we must work together somewhat. Turns out I was the target of his rage but he never meant to be an asshole. He apologized and we're good. He's no longer a "dickless jerk" in my book... but I now know he can blow off steam at someone but not mean to be hurtful.
In regards to the student... she was offered an audition at a major university in my area as a 7th almost 8th grade student. Such a high honor... and thus... I lost my TA after all. Honestly... I'm so happy for her that my loss is minimal.
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I know I posted on your page... but I forgot to send you this so please excuse it tardiness. Lots of love sweetie!
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Steph, I wish to thank you for sharing this with us. I had a student who they claimed was bipolar... and by my best guess... she was medicated. I only say this (and please... don't think I'm being a bitch here) because she was by far my most mellow student of that particular class. For the first month she was my student, she barely spoke (we call it selective mute). Over time, she began speaking to me. I never pushed... I let her do things on her timeline. However, she had the mother from hell who micromanaged me every step of the way. 
One day... without warning or explanation... the girl was transferred out of my class and into a class of a known, substandard teacher (& no... I'm not being catty damn it!... the bitch was fired before the school year ended.) It was over a month before the girl spoke to me again... even though I had nothing to do with her transfer.
I often wonder what she might have been like before... how they diagnosed her (and I guess I should clarify... this was a 4th grader... about 9-10 years old.)
You're sharing your... experience in your own Stephen way... give me some light on what to expect should I ever get another student like my girl who might not be diagnosed or properly medicated (if at all.) These days... parents either over medicate or under-medicate their children.
Thank you Steph... your courage is amazing.
One day... without warning or explanation... the girl was transferred out of my class and into a class of a known, substandard teacher (& no... I'm not being catty damn it!... the bitch was fired before the school year ended.) It was over a month before the girl spoke to me again... even though I had nothing to do with her transfer.
I often wonder what she might have been like before... how they diagnosed her (and I guess I should clarify... this was a 4th grader... about 9-10 years old.)
You're sharing your... experience in your own Stephen way... give me some light on what to expect should I ever get another student like my girl who might not be diagnosed or properly medicated (if at all.) These days... parents either over medicate or under-medicate their children.
Thank you Steph... your courage is amazing.
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"I'm not hungry, stop feeding me baloney."
"I'm not a mushroom, so stop shoveling the manure."
In case you didn't already guess or know... I teach middle school English. Since I can't swear, I find creative ways to say what I need to say. Trust me... my students know what I really want to say.
"I'm not a mushroom, so stop shoveling the manure."
In case you didn't already guess or know... I teach middle school English. Since I can't swear, I find creative ways to say what I need to say. Trust me... my students know what I really want to say.
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Quote by stephanie
We're a WHOLE SOLID STATE COUNTRY, AXIE... Who USED to be under the thumb of those baby HURTERS that CALLED themselves our CHURCH...
This is the start of us FUCKING that VATICAN ATTITUDE!
The NEW IRELAND starts here.
(Welcome Everyone...)
xx SF
EIRE SAOR ANOCHT! (Ireland is FREE tonight!!!)
And GRAB your pink hats and black dresses GIRLS 'cos we've had ENOUGH you BASTARDS!
I totally agree! Ireland has set the bar and hopefully more countries will follow suit. I've tried to teach my students that this is a civil rights issue... not much different from (and please excuse this reference... but it's all I have as an American) when blacks and whites could not be married. The same stupid "Jim Crow Laws" that plagued our country for way too long.
Bravo Ireland! Keep up the great work.