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NymphWriter
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
United States

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Quote by kiera
I would recommend firstly checking out

Mysteria27 and Banes1

They are both extremely talented and have the omnium award which means they have stories in every category so highly likely you will find something to your liking.

Other good authors I enjoy are Wilful,Mazza, Buz and more recently I have begun following avrgblkgrl and Nymphwriter..I really enjoyed Nymphs last story about elevators she is an excellent writer.


Thank you so much Kiera! You are too sweet.

See my page for my favorites... there are just too many to list (and I really don't care about the attention whore contest... it's just easier to say this than write out a list of stories.)
I enjoy maintaining my "Nymph" theme and I found this lovely young nymph in a quest for something new. Something about her eyes, her beauty, just appeals to me. She's what I wish I could look like.
I am not your personal ATM. That piece of shit man of yours needs to be a fucking man! All I see him do is use you for what little money you have, then you call me up and beg for twenty bucks... a week! Yes I have money, but I fucking work for it! I have my own bills to pay! I have my own expenses! And I'm trying to save some money for that fucking rainy day that seems to hit me at the worst possible time. I wish you would open your eyes and leave his broke ass in the desert where he belongs. Even your other best friend can see he's full of shit.

No man should make you cry unless they are happy tears. See through his bullshit! There are good men out there if you'd just open your eyes... and not your legs.
During the school year... 4:30 a.m. During breaks... whenever the hell I fucking want! Say what you will, but trust me when I say... I earn my time off.
I won't lie... after I post this I'll see where I'm at. I'm sure it's over 100... and congrats to you for achieving such an accomplishment!

Quote by ChuckEPoo
Fifty shades of cash they got from that poorly written excuse for a novel. I can name at least a dozen better authors on Lush.


You nailed that one on the head Chuck!

50 Shades of Petulance! 50 Shades of Spinelessness!

If you read the books, you know who & what I'm talking about.
Hi Simplicity! It is indeed a good evening! Quiet with a good working AC. Temps outside are still triple digits and the sun is down.
Knucklehead, fraud, duck, or hypocrite.

Really depends on who they are and/or what they have done to get under my skin.
Hello Shotgun! Long time no see... and yes I know... it's my fault. What can I say... I'm a busy Nymph.
Hi Simran... I love the graphic in your signature... and your avatar is cool. It's nice to meet you.
Calm. It's been a long time since I could say that with all that has happened to me in the last couple of weeks... but I'm calm. It's a nice feeling.
I get you have the right and privilege to rent those scooters... but you do not have the fucking right to mow me down and act fucking surprised. You didn't bother to look behind you when you threw that thing in reverse without an alarm to warn me or anyone else you were moving. Plus, you had to of gunned it for how fast you hit me and knocked me to the ground. Did you offer me your bag after mine got ruined by my pink lemonade that split because you ran me down? NO!

You didn't even try to help me. You had the nerve to look surprised when you realized I was on the fucking floor! Did you ask if I was all right? NO! Now, the two fine people who helped me up did. They knew who was at fault and it wasn't me!

You're lucky the damage to my shoe was minimal, my ankle wasn't broken (but it did swell up like a cantaloupe), and overall I wasn't injured.

The worst part... YOU'RE A FUCKING TEACHER!!! I pray for the kids in your class. I can only wonder how many of them you've run down.

I only wish I had thrown my lemonade on you instead. Maybe then you would have thought of someone besides your selfish-ass self!
Men:
George Clooney - I never got the appeal
Russel Crowe - Not only do I not think he's attractive, but he sucks as an actor as well (mind you... this is my opinion)
Tom Cruise - Especially after Eyes Wide Shut, though I've never really cared for him or his nonsense
David Beckum - He might be an amazing soccer player, but he's not all that good looking
Kobe Bryant - UGH! The primadona needs to go already!
Brad Pitt - Never got it, never will
Justin Bebber - Okay... maybe I'm just too old to get this

Women:
Any Kardashian - Money cannot buy everything
Miley Cyrus - She was a cute kid when she was Hanna Montana, but now she's just an ugly adult... and that's more than just her physical appearance
Jennifer Lopez - She just strikes me as so fake & that bugs me
Paris Hilton - Really... a "leaked" sex film doesn't make you a star, it makes you a slut
Nichole Richie - I don't care who you father is... you're just trash
Megan Fox - I get she wants to dress sexy... but there's a huge difference between sexy & slutty
Kristen Stewart - She's borderline for me. She's not beautiful, but unlike the others above, she's not hideous either.

I'm sure I could come up with some more... but that will do for now.
I'm so sorry to you both for missing this Sunday! I have no excuses so I hope these make you smile.





Quote by LadyAnnWest
The Unicorn Song - The Irish Rovers


Awww... thank you!

"She's a Lady" ~ Tom Jones
Of course I'm about half way though my story when my laptop dies!

NOOOOO!!!

The repair place says my hard drive is salvageable but my OS might be shot. Still waiting for news one way or another. Might have to steal the hubby's laptop to finish up in time. I think it's a good idea, but as I see entries pour in... I might get my ass handed to me yet again.

Oh well... I do enjoy trying.
Naturally blue.

In fact, I often get asked if my eye color is really a colored contact. While I do wear contacts, they are clear. The only person who's eyes are bluer than mine (that I know of) is my son. He is always complemented on his beautiful blue eyes.
I should have known that my laptop would die on your birthday. Obviously you are just too hot and sexy for my old unit.