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NymphWriter
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 56
United States
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Unicorn Wrangler
Are you male or female? female
How old are you? 43
How many times a week do you masturbate? 2-5, just depends on my mood
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? once... it's just a stress reliever
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? sometimes
In the shower? yes, but a hand-held shower head makes it much easier
In the bath? rarely
Outdoors? Even more rarely than in the bath
At work? No, but there is a reason for that
Every room in the house? Yuppers, except my son's room
In a car while traveling... ? I have
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Usually
A friend? Sometimes
A friend's spouse? No
A stranger? Sometimes
A student? Sometimes
A member of the same sex? Sometimes
A past lover? Sometimes
What position do you play in:
On your back? Yes
Standing? Sometimes
Kneeling? Yes
Sitting? Yes
Lying on tummy? No
How do you play:
With left hand? Yes
With right hand? Yes
With a toy? Not at the moment, but only because I need to get a new toy
With water from bath? No
Written erotica? Yes
Pictures? Yes
Movie clips online? Yes
Videos? Yes
Something on TV? No
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? Yes
Gay or lesbian sex? Sometimes
Group sex or orgies? Yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yes
Cumshots? Sometimes
Anal? Sometimes
Interracial? Yes
Age play? Depends
S&M? Sometimes
Role playing? Yes
Kinky? Depends
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes
A chat room dialogue? Yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? Yes
Masturbated in a group? Yes
Masturbated for a photo? No
Masturbated for a webcam? No
Masturbated for a video? No
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Sometimes
Insert something or play with your ass? No
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Yes
Use pain as a method of playing? Hell No!
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Yes
When was the last time you masturbated? A few days ago
Are you wet or hard now? Not really
Are you going to masturbate now? No, but I may later
Are you a masturbation addict? No
What is the most you have played in one day? 3 times
How old are you? 43
How many times a week do you masturbate? 2-5, just depends on my mood
How many times do you orgasm each time you play? once... it's just a stress reliever
Where do you masturbate:
In bed? sometimes
In the shower? yes, but a hand-held shower head makes it much easier
In the bath? rarely
Outdoors? Even more rarely than in the bath
At work? No, but there is a reason for that
Every room in the house? Yuppers, except my son's room
In a car while traveling... ? I have
What do you fantasize about when you play:
A significant other? Usually
A friend? Sometimes
A friend's spouse? No
A stranger? Sometimes
A student? Sometimes
A member of the same sex? Sometimes
A past lover? Sometimes
What position do you play in:
On your back? Yes
Standing? Sometimes
Kneeling? Yes
Sitting? Yes
Lying on tummy? No
How do you play:
With left hand? Yes
With right hand? Yes
With a toy? Not at the moment, but only because I need to get a new toy
With water from bath? No
Written erotica? Yes
Pictures? Yes
Movie clips online? Yes
Videos? Yes
Something on TV? No
What is your favorite porn:
Straight sex between man and woman? Yes
Gay or lesbian sex? Sometimes
Group sex or orgies? Yes
Blow jobs/oral sex? Yes
Cumshots? Sometimes
Anal? Sometimes
Interracial? Yes
Age play? Depends
S&M? Sometimes
Role playing? Yes
Kinky? Depends
Have you ever masturbated to:
Email messages? Yes
A chat room dialogue? Yes
Exchanged stories or pictures? Yes
Have you ever:
Been caught masturbating? Yes
Masturbated for a man/woman? Yes
Masturbated for the same sex? Yes
Masturbated in a group? Yes
Masturbated for a photo? No
Masturbated for a webcam? No
Masturbated for a video? No
Do you ever:
Play with nipples/breasts when masturbating? Sometimes
Insert something or play with your ass? No
Insert something in mouth when masturbating? Yes
Use pain as a method of playing? Hell No!
For men and women:
Do you taste your cum? Yes
When was the last time you masturbated? A few days ago
Are you wet or hard now? Not really
Are you going to masturbate now? No, but I may later
Are you a masturbation addict? No
What is the most you have played in one day? 3 times
Unicorn Wrangler
My best guess is that she's never had it performed successfully to the point of orgasm. I know some find it odd and a bit gross, but I have found that some men are better than others. The good ones are the ones who listen... not just to my words but also to my breathing and the way my body responds to what is being done/what he is doing to me.
In fact, I had a rule that if a guy couldn't make me cum via oral sex, or at least get me so fucking aroused I'd fuck him silly... we didn't stay together long. I hope you can convince her to let you show her the magic of oral.
In fact, I had a rule that if a guy couldn't make me cum via oral sex, or at least get me so fucking aroused I'd fuck him silly... we didn't stay together long. I hope you can convince her to let you show her the magic of oral.
Unicorn Wrangler
No, but then I don't have much upper body strength and I stop carrying "men" when they are about 5 years old.
Unicorn Wrangler
Hi...
Okay... first off... in why I would stop talking to someone here... it would be if they crossed a line AFTER I had warned them. For example - discussing a topic I'm not comfortable with, even though I've made it quite clear that it's a subject I either am uncomfortable with or offends me (but I swear I warn them a head of time)
The other reason I would end a conversation would be if they got to... um... "stalker"ish. By this I mean, a person who can't respect that I won't be ending my marriage to be with them, or even met them in person. Basically an overly pushy person.
Now, as to why someone who would leave, I've had one friend that I knew before Lush who actually talked me into joining, then left. His reason was that is stories were being trashed by "trolls" (his words not mine) and was tired of feeling "attacked" and not supported by the moderators.
So, perhaps the person you once spoke with felt "attacked" not by you... but by others. Unfortunately, there are those who feel the need to attack writers because they don't like the genre they write or they think the story isn't a good as they feel it should be.
It's really hard to say why your chat friend left. I sure hope this helps in some small way.
Okay... first off... in why I would stop talking to someone here... it would be if they crossed a line AFTER I had warned them. For example - discussing a topic I'm not comfortable with, even though I've made it quite clear that it's a subject I either am uncomfortable with or offends me (but I swear I warn them a head of time)
The other reason I would end a conversation would be if they got to... um... "stalker"ish. By this I mean, a person who can't respect that I won't be ending my marriage to be with them, or even met them in person. Basically an overly pushy person.
Now, as to why someone who would leave, I've had one friend that I knew before Lush who actually talked me into joining, then left. His reason was that is stories were being trashed by "trolls" (his words not mine) and was tired of feeling "attacked" and not supported by the moderators.
So, perhaps the person you once spoke with felt "attacked" not by you... but by others. Unfortunately, there are those who feel the need to attack writers because they don't like the genre they write or they think the story isn't a good as they feel it should be.
It's really hard to say why your chat friend left. I sure hope this helps in some small way.
Unicorn Wrangler
Thank you Nicola! I didn't know I could block stories and now I will. I just avoid this category as I refuse to read them & thus, refuse to score them. I agree we should vote on merit and not because we don't like a certain category.
Unicorn Wrangler
It's one thing when you're re-submitting a story because an error got though (I've done this more than once and I do try hard to not bog the moderators down with this) and I will say I've been pleased with how quickly my stories are posted, or I'm told I need to fix something (case in point, I had a story that was too long & needed to be split) and once the split was done, I waned to link the two parts, and the first story they were tied to. Happily the mods did this quickly and now my stories have been read. Sure having "front page" notice is nice, but if a story is good, it will get read. I have friends and fans who share good stories with me and in turn, I do the same.
Isn't that why we get to "favorite" stories? I know that if I look at someone's profile page I'm more inclined to look at what they have "favorited" as well as what they write. I may not necessarily read them (depends on the genre) but I will at least consider them.
And I to post on other sites... but it's more because I was there first. Besides, there's nothing wrong with expanding your readership.
If I ever decide to delete my account, which I highly doubt I will, I won't be coming back.
Isn't that why we get to "favorite" stories? I know that if I look at someone's profile page I'm more inclined to look at what they have "favorited" as well as what they write. I may not necessarily read them (depends on the genre) but I will at least consider them.
And I to post on other sites... but it's more because I was there first. Besides, there's nothing wrong with expanding your readership.
If I ever decide to delete my account, which I highly doubt I will, I won't be coming back.
Unicorn Wrangler
Quote by Mazza
I'd be inclined to leave the delete option...
Maybe if a member goes to delete a story then a pop up box "are you sure you wouldn't prefer to 'hide' it?" option could come up or something - the same way it informs that you can deactivate your account, rather than deleting it...
I like the idea of the site asking about hiding the story instead of deleting, but to take away the delete button is wrong. I've had a few stories rejected as they violated Lush's policy. These I did delete as I refused to change them (my choice and I didn't realize they violated the site's story policy). I also had one that I had to split into two parts because it was too big (this was easily done). But, if at some point, I wish to pull a story, I should have the option to delete it if I so choose. I may be disappointed if an author pulls a story, but if he/she makes such a decision, that is their choice, not mine, and as a reader I must respect their decision.
The reason an author pulls a story is their reason and not for us to question.
Unicorn Wrangler
I've already got an amazing husband & a wonderful son, so I really want a full time teaching position at a school within an hour drive from my house in California. Even if it's a temporary contract that would only get me to June, but it would be better than what I've got now which is a whole lot of nothing. I'd even take one within a 2 hour drive. Really Santa, I'm not asking all that much... am I? 
Unicorn Wrangler
A gift for my son's girlfriend. She's getting a Breast Cancer Awareness bracelet. A gift for a good cause. 
Unicorn Wrangler
Nymph was chosen because they are viewed as beautiful, sexy, and always in control of themselves and their sexuality throughout all of mythology. I didn't select any particular type of Nymph as they all have both good and bad qualities and thus, by being just a Nymph, I have the ability of being whatever I wish. 
and/or 
Writer is because I enjoy writing.
Together, it means I enjoy writing sexy and erotic tales where often the woman is in charge. And in my mind, I am the most beautiful creature in the world as I create amazing worlds with my mind, and my words.
and/or Writer is because I enjoy writing.
Together, it means I enjoy writing sexy and erotic tales where often the woman is in charge. And in my mind, I am the most beautiful creature in the world as I create amazing worlds with my mind, and my words.
Unicorn Wrangler
Since the category is Christmas Movies, here is my list:
It's a Wonderful Life
Miracle on 34th Street (with Natalie Wood & Edmund Gwenn)
A Christmas Carol (with George C. Scott)
The Santa Clause (all 3 movies)
Scrooged (with Bill Murray)
If you're asking Christmas Specials, then:
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (gotta love Boris Karloff)
A Charlie Brown Christmas
Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Frosty The Snowman
Shrek the Halls
It's a Wonderful Life Miracle on 34th Street (with Natalie Wood & Edmund Gwenn) A Christmas Carol (with George C. Scott) The Santa Clause (all 3 movies) Scrooged (with Bill Murray)If you're asking Christmas Specials, then:
How the Grinch Stole Christmas (gotta love Boris Karloff) A Charlie Brown Christmas Santa Claus is Coming to Town Frosty The Snowman Shrek the Halls 
Unicorn Wrangler
I love being eaten out. In fact, I used to have a hard & fast rule that if a man couldn't eat my pussy and make me cum or at least drive me fucking nuts, he didn't get to stick around long. Of course, he was more than allowed to use his fingers or other sex toys to bring me to an orgasm. Now, I said "used to" as my husband is an amazing pussy eater and pleases me to the point of massive orgasms.
Only 2 men have ever failed to please. One just stopped with no real good reason, the other thought he could use it as way to get me to call him back. Yeah... he must have been on some really good drugs as I deleted his number & invested in a good vibrator.
The biggest thing is his listening... more, faster, there, not there, harder, faster, OH FUCK! MORE! I'M CUMMING!!!
Whew! Now I need a smoke.
Only 2 men have ever failed to please. One just stopped with no real good reason, the other thought he could use it as way to get me to call him back. Yeah... he must have been on some really good drugs as I deleted his number & invested in a good vibrator.
The biggest thing is his listening... more, faster, there, not there, harder, faster, OH FUCK! MORE! I'M CUMMING!!!
Whew! Now I need a smoke.
Unicorn Wrangler
Well... kinda.
When I was dating my ex-husband... he & I went swimming at his mother's mobile home part and he got frisky and we started to fuck in the pool. He had me pinned against the wall, his cock deep in my pussy and we were going at it when some people touring the complex did a walk through. I don't know if they knew for sure we were fucking or not, but we did pause until they left, then resumed. That close to getting caught was so exciting it made my orgasm fucking amazingly huge!!!
When I was dating my ex-husband... he & I went swimming at his mother's mobile home part and he got frisky and we started to fuck in the pool. He had me pinned against the wall, his cock deep in my pussy and we were going at it when some people touring the complex did a walk through. I don't know if they knew for sure we were fucking or not, but we did pause until they left, then resumed. That close to getting caught was so exciting it made my orgasm fucking amazingly huge!!!
Unicorn Wrangler
Either one! It just depends on what he wants. Usually it's in my pussy, but occasionally he lets me swallow his cum as we both enjoy it so much. 
Unicorn Wrangler
It really depends... there are times we enjoy several time a week... and times we just enjoy cuddling. It's not all his fault... my sex drive has been out of sorts for a while now... but now that it's coming back, I need to get him back on board.
But, when he's not in the mood, I'm not afraid of taking matter into my own hands.
But, when he's not in the mood, I'm not afraid of taking matter into my own hands.
Unicorn Wrangler
SERIOUSLY?!? How about the size of his heart & mind!!! My husband would love to spoil me with expensive gifts but instead he does little things like making me dinner and holding me when I cry. He also talks to me and even when we don't agree with his opinion, we still respect each other.
Good men treat their partner like they are the most important person in the world and will move heaven & earth to make them happy. Money doesn't buy happiness. And any woman who goes after a man for his money & nothing else is a whore. Good men are good... regardless of the size of their cock or wallet.
Good men treat their partner like they are the most important person in the world and will move heaven & earth to make them happy. Money doesn't buy happiness. And any woman who goes after a man for his money & nothing else is a whore. Good men are good... regardless of the size of their cock or wallet.
Unicorn Wrangler
Quote by Emdep
Where could I find a site where there are woman willing to chat to guys. I don't want to meet or anything just chat online??? Seems all the woman these days just want to chat to woman
Though I'm not personally familiar with chat sites, I have chatted with many folks, mostly men, here on Lush. Usually it stems from either their reading my stories or my reading theirs. I have no intention of meeting anyone I chat with here, especially since I'm married and don't wish to hurt my husband, but I've had some great conversations with people on a wide rage of topics from story ideas, daily grind, politics, and of course sex. Sometimes I just don't have the time to chat, but when I do, the conversations are quite fun.
My suggestion... send a private message to someone who's story (or stories) you really like... you never know... they might be willing to chat. That's how several folks, male & female have found me.
Good luck hon!
Unicorn Wrangler
Slang terms I've heard: muff, snatch, the "c" word, pussy, kitty, Gateway to Heaven, love canal, love tunnel, cuchie (I might be spelling that one wrong), mischief (his cock was trouble)
Terms I personally like: when I write I use pussy or sex. Though I could be open to a few more.
Terms I prefer to have it called by my lover in bed: pussy, kitty, sex, mine, (lol) pretty much anything except the "c" word as I personally hate that word... I won't use it in my writing nor will I tell anyone to not use it in theirs. I've read stories where it's used a lot, and where it's used very sparingly. It may bother me but I will never knock anyone's score down for using it... I score on overall merit and such as even an amazing story can have that word.
Terms I personally like: when I write I use pussy or sex. Though I could be open to a few more.
Terms I prefer to have it called by my lover in bed: pussy, kitty, sex, mine, (lol) pretty much anything except the "c" word as I personally hate that word... I won't use it in my writing nor will I tell anyone to not use it in theirs. I've read stories where it's used a lot, and where it's used very sparingly. It may bother me but I will never knock anyone's score down for using it... I score on overall merit and such as even an amazing story can have that word.
Unicorn Wrangler
It's a toss up between standard missionary and doggie. I like both and enjoy mixing it up at time.
My least favorite is me on top.
My least favorite is me on top.
Unicorn Wrangler
Depends... I usually sleep in a tank top, shorts, & panties as I hate my legs being tangled up in long pants or nightgowns... but if I get some... then I stay naked to enjoy the memory of the amazing sex. Plus... I'm usually to tired to fucking care to put my clothes back on. 
Unicorn Wrangler
I want a man who can eat pussy & make me cum hard... don't care if his tongue or cock is big or small... talent is fucking talent. All I want is a good orgasm that makes my toes curl.
Yeah... I enjoy all element of sex.
Yeah... I enjoy all element of sex.
Unicorn Wrangler
I have many stories I've stared and stalled on. Some I come back to months or years later to figure out the problem... some I just leave alone.
Some I have finished... let set... only to realize I need to fix. Some my editor has helped me on.
I will say this... if you can find yourself a good editor... they are worth their weight in gold. They can help point out silly errors and make suggestions to help unblock you. I know mine has done this for me & so much more.
I'm a big fan of quality work both with what I read and what I write. I'd rather scrap 10 weak stories for one really good one than write 10 really weak & crappy ones. Sometimes you must write out the crap to get it out of your system... and who knows... from failure we find success.
Some I have finished... let set... only to realize I need to fix. Some my editor has helped me on.
I will say this... if you can find yourself a good editor... they are worth their weight in gold. They can help point out silly errors and make suggestions to help unblock you. I know mine has done this for me & so much more.
I'm a big fan of quality work both with what I read and what I write. I'd rather scrap 10 weak stories for one really good one than write 10 really weak & crappy ones. Sometimes you must write out the crap to get it out of your system... and who knows... from failure we find success.
Unicorn Wrangler
Quote by FuzzyDuck
Starting yesterday, I've noticed a HUGE increase in the number of Malware Alerts, using Chrome. Seems to be linked to Jigglegifs.com
Not sure if it's just one or two gifs/pics that are being left on people's walls, but it's become very prevalent all of a sudden.
That explains why Chrome wouldn't let me access my "Friends" page on Lush
Unicorn Wrangler
Quote by lajoya16
So what I like to do to my lovers is lay them down on their backs, sit on top of them while holding down their hands above their heads. Then what I'll do is grab my cock and gently glide across her lips leaving a cum trail, and not letting her lick her lips until I tell her she can. then only sliding the head of my cock just past her lips for a tease.
Any other ladies like this? if so why?
Never had this but you've sooooooooooooo got my attention!
Fuck yeah that's hot.... I'd like to try it but I'd say based on knowing myself...... the whole denial and teasing would make me want your cock even more. Especially with the cum trail waiting for me to lick off my lips.... and then being told I can enjoy... very nice.... and yeah.... I like the idea of the lack of control on my part while the sexual teasing... beats the fuck out of "Wham, bam, thank you ma'am" crap I've had before.
Unicorn Wrangler
I've gotten a few as I post on a few sites so here are some of the ones that were the most profound for me personally:
-I loved the twist.
-You really surprised me.
-I don't normally read this genre, but I'm so glad I did as I would have missed out on a great story.
-You should consider publishing for money.
-MORE!
-I can't wait to read what you post next.
I know not everyone who reads my work will like what I wrote, or even take the time to comment and/or vote, but for those who do, and have, these few words have brightened my day and given me the confidence to continue writing.
I hope in turn I have encouraged others as well.
-I loved the twist.
-You really surprised me.
-I don't normally read this genre, but I'm so glad I did as I would have missed out on a great story.
-You should consider publishing for money.
-MORE!
-I can't wait to read what you post next.
I know not everyone who reads my work will like what I wrote, or even take the time to comment and/or vote, but for those who do, and have, these few words have brightened my day and given me the confidence to continue writing.
I hope in turn I have encouraged others as well.
Unicorn Wrangler
I don't... my hair is a nice barrier for me. I will trim it up, but I'm a girl who thinks there is nothing wrong with being natural. Besides... it proves I'm a natural blonde. I also don't care if a guy saves his area or not... it's a personal preference and if a guy asks me... I'm always honest. If he doesn't like hair there... that's his fucking problem... not mine.