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OldDog_BlackHeart

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14 Dec 2013

As for myself I find them A definite turn off Especially on Women. Ok maybe A small butterfly or something in good taste. Tramp stamps are like telling guy's your A slut. Not the kind of girl you want to take home to meet your Mom. Maybe to A Motel, with the lights off & A condom on. I'M not without Fault. I do have one myself & admit It was stupid of me to get it. I was close to thirty & I had just become A journeyman in my Union so I got A small tattoo of the unions logo on my upper arm.I thought I would be doing this for the rest of my life & was proud of my accomplishment.That was before I found out what A crappy union I had joined. 30 years later I'M going in the end of this month to get it covered up.( cheaper than removal) My daughter has them all over her legs 1 on her arm & a tramp stamp.( claims she didn't know that's what it meant when she got it.) Way to break your fathers heart. That's OK I'M sure one day she will look back like I did with regret.

14 Dec 2013

Quote by TonyZ
How much ink is too much? Would this arouse you? It doesn't do anything for me...

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Too much? It's disgusting ! puke

puke

This person is one sick masochist. Nutbag

Nutbag

14 Dec 2013

OK let me get out my violin.4EKWOJkHqrnEKstg What A dumb ass thing to cry about. Would you rather women laugh when you pull it out because its too small. I bet you would just be so happy then. All rite pall if your not just bragging. Here's A sure fire cure, Steroids like the athletes use. Take those for A few years you'll have muscles Like Mr.TV2UrediKxKabCPwa and A much smaller hunk of meat between your legs. If you don't want the muscles I hear Female hormones will give you the same effect. And also help you get in touch with your feminine side.3VQbv9AirRsIwZQu

14 Dec 2013

OK here's the Q&A
Question- Who has the worse sex life?
Answer- Santa Claus.
Question- Why?
Answer- Because he only cums once A year & then it's only, Down the chimney.
Question- Why does Santa say Ho Ho Ho.
Answer- It's not an exclamation it's an inquiry. ( Ho Ho are there any Ho's around?)
Question- Why is Santa so fat.
Answer- Not enough sex. ( He still hasn't found any Ho's)
Question Why do the reindeer's run so fast they can fly?
Answer- All the on's ( on dasher on prancer on blitzen Ect.) Their saying to themselves, Oh No! you aint jumpin on my ass.
Question- How does Santa deliver all the toy's in 1 night?
Answer- He has helpers. ( UPS, Fed X, DHL, USPS.) ( Just imagine the Logistics bills ) grommit

grommit

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OK so there you have it your Christmas Quandary
My Question to all you good little perv's out there is. After all these years of giving, Don't you think Santa deserves A break. How about instead of milk and cookies you leave him some pussy. Or at least A hand job.
OK so that's it folks, Feel free to leave your comments & maybe some holiday images.xpbvgXyaY8w2eDyE

12 Dec 2013

Only if it was A T-Gurl. And I would like it if no one Knows. Sex isn't something you should publicize.
After all discretion is the better part of valor.

12 Dec 2013

This person has some deep seated emotional turmoil.I don't think the term male lesbian is correct though. I can relate to his dilemma however.I have An attraction to T-Gurls.(A nicer term than shemale but also non existent) I am bisexual but do not find men attractive at all. However I wouldn't use A term like Male Lesbian or Leztian. To describe it. I have read A lot of books on Psychiatry,Psychology & Human behavior. I never remember hearing any kind of terminology that came close to that. I'M no expert but it seems like what your describing is someone who either fears ( Phobia ) or hates Men. However more information would be required to determine which. I would recommend this person get some professional consultation. study

study

12 Dec 2013

Well This sure gives the term, " Go Fuck Yourself " A whole new meaning.
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Being Bisexual this would be A no brainer. After all it would be hypocritical to expect someone else to do something you wouldn't do.
Then again isn't this in essence exactly what your doing when you masturbate? Of course there being 2 of you, I suppose it would seem more like . Hmm? I guess it does boggle the mind.lRlSfHQEDB1WxlU3 dancenude

dancenude

11 Dec 2013

Quote by Magma_Boils_333

and yet you just did

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I have edited my original statement to pacify the Magpie. Please scroll back to page 2 to read it.
Thank You NightMan Read it

Read it

11 Dec 2013

That's A pretty vague question, But for A million dollars Cash American. I would probably even screw A corpse.Of course like the whore I am I would insist on cash in advance.
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My Question is. Who would be stupid enough to pay that kind of money?
" Because there aint no man with the money in his hand, Got any of that bread by being, slow in the head,The easier he looks,the harder he hooks, And there aint no such thing as, Ooooo Easy Money" ( Ricky Lee Jones ) Whistle

Whistle

11 Dec 2013

Thank You all for your input so far.It has been enlightening. As far as using the term vagina I thought the term pussy would be insulting to women.Perhaps I was wrong. I still haven't gotten an answer to the post op question but perhaps someone will come along with the answer in the near future. The film clip was pretty funny, I never thought about it that way before.
Let me end for now with A joke I read somewhere. A guy picks up A woman at A bar one night. They check into A motel. Their in the room he takes off his pants & shorts. She starts laughing.He asks whats so funny? She replies, Who you going to satisfy with that? Pointing to his penis. He replies, Me thats who.

10 Dec 2013

OK I know this might sound stupid but, If we all start out the same in the embryo & then develop our sex organs as the fetus develops.I have to assume that women have to have the same problem as some men have. ( size ) So I have to assume that some women have small vagina's. If so do some women suffer from vagina envy? Do they find themselves saying to themselves, Wish my vagina was as big as hers?Or is that just A guy thing?( come on you know what I mean) That is to say,Is it just breast size with women. I know some women want bigger boobs, But is that as far as it goes?

While I'M om the subject of size. I find myself wondering when A man gets A sex change they use the penis to construct the vagina. Often because of hormone therapy the penis shrinks. so if they construct the new vagina out of the small penis, Does that mean she is going to have A small vagina? I know this may sound stupid to some people, But I'M serious. I may have A twisted mind but this is the kind of thing I wonder about. This was not meant to be funny or offend anyone. If I did let me extend an apology in advance. Embarassed

Embarassed

10 Dec 2013

Sure thing pal. Drop by my place anytime.gvsN0bGyoTOst5uf

10 Dec 2013

Quote by silveranode
Not really.
First wife was in uniform.
Now all they want to do is issue you with an infringement notice or knock on your door to tell you someone has passed away.

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Good one silveranode. Only women in uniform that turn me on is Maids & Waitresses,If you can consider that A uniform. And of course Nurses, Though some of them,it doesn't help.V9zOfjXwvAwMf0cZ

10 Dec 2013

Boy you sure opened A can of worms up this time. The pages are going to fill up now. I agree with your thoughts though. I don't find it annoying though just senseless. I think ( & this is just my opinion which I'M entitled to despite your objections ) that most of the coming out is just due to lack of attention. Most(but not all) are obviously gay & when people try to ignore it they become insulted. IE;I want some attention & I'M not getting it.With others it's guilt I'M not happy lying to people. I want to get it out & over with. As for myself ( In the real world or in Public if you will )I find no need to tell people I'M Bisexual My personal life is none of there business. and I really don't care what they think. I have plenty of obvious faults that they can belittle I don't need my sex life to fuel for their folly. If you would like to know what I find annoying it's people that have the nerve to come out & ask you about your sex life. Are you Gay? Just the term is annoying. It's supposed to mean happy.look at my picture you can see I'M not A person that smiles a lot. I reply to that question. No why did you ask, Do I look happy to you? The last thing I'M going to interject is, No I'M bisexual. A statement that will get you rejection from both Homosexuals & Heterosexuals. That's rite straits are not the only one's who are bigoted,their just more likely to admit it.I just can't wait to hear all the shit I'M going to hear about this statement.QimW86nzvsy4soIQ Let me just say this in advance Boo hoo!

Boo hoo!

9 Dec 2013

Quote by SummerKiss
I have an uncle who is gay and a sister who is, Not to mention friends, ALL came out different and at different times in their life. Some negatively some positive. The negative came from one being defensive because all he heard was how no one would understand and would judge him and bash him in the head with religion and start calling him every negative name in the book , truth was we ALREADY knew, it was obvious to family more than anyone else but my point is he FEARED negative reaction so he already made things worse for himself. I think coming out should be a positive situation with family and friends NOT a big show for the world because there will be a bad nut somewhere and you should never judge all based on one judgemental nutcase. This is a small town in the South and you'd think it'd have been more negative but its the new age and things are changing and there's more understandings now. OR maybe in my life and family I was just lucky to be surrounded by love and understanding.
In my opinion I don't think Johnc said anything out of place at all and everyone here has a right to express their opinions. Its very easy to make a sentence look bad if you take it out of the paragraph and dissect it enough.
I am new here but I do READ and it seems there's a pattern of a select few who target others and turns a good topic into their own vindictive openings to bash on someone they don't like. That makes it very hard for new people to feel comfortable in making posts or threads.
Hopefully the few "bullies" will be told to calm it down so others can enjoy LUSH.

*And no I am not pointing fingers or talking about one person I mean in a whole, I saw in other threads that this has happen before.

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I think you hit the nail on the head about the select few. But I think there are more than a few. And they have A real knack for turning things around to mean something else just so they can attack anyone that displeases them. ( bet they really jump on this one ) Like the story of the scorpion & the frog it's their nature. argue

argue

9 Dec 2013

I can empathize with your position, I have been divorced 10 yrs. next month. I too can't seem to find a suitable mate either. I on the other hand am totally aware I have trust issues. However I have become comfortable with my being alone. So that's no longer an issue for me. There is always A chance you may find someone you can trust & establish A relationship with. So don't give up all hope. It has been my experience you often find things after you stop looking for them. A weird sort of Karma if you will. So just let it go & continue to socialize, Perhaps things will fall into place for you. Remember worry causes wrinkles.L.O.L. laughing6

laughing6

Best of luck to us in the future. occasion5

occasion5

9 Dec 2013

Quote by MadMartigan
I imagine it would be even more painfully hilarious than Twilight.

Seriously though, fuck the film.

Just have Gilbert Gottfried read the entire thing for an audio book.

I mean it!

If you don't laugh your ass off at the following video, a wire in your head has been unplugged.

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That was some funny shit. I had to watch the entire clip & couldn't stop laughing.
I think I see A new carreer for Gilbert on the horizon.mFwXxPZDlb83xfRM

4 Dec 2013

Crispy crunchy Bacon. I love it!
One of my favorite TV shows, United States of Bacon.9PQ3zE3g1LT0TEs4

4 Dec 2013

Quote by Guest
I'm essentially doing it. I'm an army medic in Afghanistan. Very few things that I can think of that are this rewarding.

The only thing better is perhaps being more involved in saving lives. Maybe an anesthesia provider.

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Your selfless contribution is greatly appreciated. I wish you luck in your future endeavors.And one day you get to be an anesthesiologist.

4 Dec 2013

My Dream job would go some thing like this. You stroll into work about noon. Then you get an hour for lunch. And then you go home about 1:00 PM. And they deposit your pay automatically to your checking account.
Come to think of it I already have that job. It's called Social Security Disability. L.O.L.msBP3JotXXPl60Ju
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Seriously though for Many years I dreamed of being A Hearse Driver. (WHAT?) That's rite. I know it may freak some people out but I thought it would be great.
Death doesn't bother me. The hours are good. You don't get any complaints from the passengers.
Unlike my former profession Truck Driver,You get A smooth ride & no Boss putting the rush on you. You get to wear A Suit & Tie. As opposed to work pants & boots.
And people for the most part leave you alone. What could be better.0CEnXIkMvNNYfJlO

4 Dec 2013

I care too much. I know I shouldn't. I keep telling myself not to. I just can't help myself. People keep asking me, Why do you care? I don't have an answer for them. It's A curse. I know I have many other faults. But this is the one that bothers me the most.QN9oCt7HgEIKsxhd

4 Dec 2013

If I were A Dom I certainly could score here. There seems to be A lot of subs here & not so many Dom's. From what I can see anyway. I hope I don't get in trouble for this but, There is A web site called Alt.com, the field seems to be a bit more level there, you might want to check it out, I'm not saying Lush is not A good site. Just not for this. My 2 cents

My 2 cents

2 Dec 2013

Always. You should know something about A person before you become their friend. In the cyber world or the real world.
There is an old joke that fits here though. Half the army reads comic books & the other half just look at the pictures.VhTnP4Q5tfg0MQx0

2 Dec 2013

Always.

2 Dec 2013

OK this is A touchy subject. First She male is A generalization. By the way most of them don't like that term at all. Second Transvestite or A Cross Dresser is A fetish.(dress up )
A Transsexual or A Trans gender isn't. I have been with both Cross dressers & Transsexuals. Transsexuals tent to be more attractive & feminine. However like a woman they usually are more particular about who they sleep with. Of course this is just A rule of thumb. Cross Dressers tend to be more liberal & less likely to want A L.T.R. This is what I prefer. Also most Transsexuals want to eventually have A sex change. Which in my mind Makes A L.T.R. even more out of the question. Sorry but if I wanted another woman in my life, I would just go out & get one. Lastly As to the mention of Hate crimes & killing.We live in A world that has some sick fucking people in it. However somehow in their sick minds their doing the rite thing,Or they believe something is compelling them. Their killing is discriminatory
Women,Prostitutes,Gay's even Children. They are sick & need to be dealt with. Sadly though the government is usually to busy collecting revenue to deal with the problem. That's why so much of it goes unpunished. Also most cops don't like gay's & prostitutes so there is the mater of apathy on their part. I hope I managed to shed some light on this subject without pissing anybody off. As I said this is A touchy subject.WTnwceUq8F3RQvvH

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Note In this statement I said If I wanted another woman in my life, I would go out & get one. I did not intend to say that post op transexuals were any less than A woman, But in fact in my mind the same thing. All I was trying to say is I had A long term relationship with A woman allready (23 Yrs,) & have no interest in another. As I said I'M not trying to piss anyone off.Aq0yqxOnftn94KQr

2 Dec 2013

I have always felt out of place. Like I was brought here from another planet & abandoned by my own race as some kind of sick experiment. Over the years I have learned to act as if I fit in but I really don't. It's hard sometimes to repress the real me. The only other explanation I can think of is reincarnation. For some reason old things seem to make me feel more comfortable. Things from before I was born. Sometimes when I go antique shopping I feel like theres A kind of De Je Vue. I have got that alot over the years not only things but places. Places I have visited & knew I had never been there before.

2 Dec 2013

Well perhaps you can convince her to invite A third party into the mix.The rite Dominatrix could satisfy you both.But one of you has to be bisexual in order for it to work. If not A female then A male may be the ticket. Be carefull in your choice & make sure the Dom knows your limits.After 17 years you & your wife should be able to talk this through. Good luck to you both. I hope you can work something out.

2 Dec 2013

O.M.G. you must be joking. I have seen your profile pics, none of my teachers were ever that good looking. If their not fantasizing about you they must not have gone through puberty yet. Either that or your one of them mean teachers that give a lot of home work. L.O.L.

2 Dec 2013

You never know. As they say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. You see some beautiful women with ugly guy's.Maybe they just say the rite things.
I remember one time some friends & I were at A bar, There was this beautiful woman sitting at the bar.We all tried hitting on her but she put us off as quick as we could get out our opening lines. Then this ugly little short guy came in sat next to her he turned to speak to her, She shook her head yes & they got up & left the bar. I walked over to the bartender who was standing close to them. I said to him hey buddy my friends & I have been trying to get friendly with that woman all night & she wouldn't even give us A smile, What did that guy say to her? He replied he didn't say nothing he just looked at her & licked his eye brows.

2 Dec 2013

Quote by MasterJonathan
Remember these?

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Yes I do & I still have some,as well as the 45 records to go with them. As far as the cassette tapes go I still have those too I use A bic pen to rewind mine. And 8 track tapes I still have the whole set up including A recorder. Never know they might wind up in A musseium some day.L.O.L.GHGXn01BX4CMH2Tr