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OldDog_BlackHeart
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 74
United States
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Where did I loose it ? If I knew where I lost it I'D go back & get it.Of course as absent minded as I am I'D probably just go & loose it again. I think. No wait,What were we talking about again?
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I must say I found the last 2 pages both educational & entertaining. However the question your asking here is impossible to answer. Each person has their own preference's & reasons for them. There is no standard answer. Try not to over think it. It will only make you more & more confused. Just learn to accept it & move on with your own life. When I was A teen I had A crush on Joan Jet ( I love rock & roll ) later in life I found out she was A lesbian. It was heart breaking to hear. However I didn't get all freaked out about it. I just accepted it & moved on. I still love the afore mentioned song & listen to it every time it comes on the radio. It's life & it's going to go on with or without you. So put on your big girl panties & deal with it. 
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OK the generation gap has finally reached my door.I just don't get it. Is this the result of the new generation of drugs on the market today? ( like ecxtasy )
Or is this the result of the furry fetish that seems to be growing in popularity?As I said ,I just don't get it.1BttzVqxPkf1pFGb
Or is this the result of the furry fetish that seems to be growing in popularity?As I said ,I just don't get it.1BttzVqxPkf1pFGb
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To quote Monty Python " And now for something completely different "
When I was married my X would seldom allow me to eat her. Which sucked because I thought she tasted great.When I did get the treat she would make me go use mouth wash & wash my face as well,before she would kiss me again. To make matters worse I had to buy non lubricated condoms, because she wouldn't suck me with out them.Which also didn't happen often.
Where were all these women when I was searching for A mate?
When I was married my X would seldom allow me to eat her. Which sucked because I thought she tasted great.When I did get the treat she would make me go use mouth wash & wash my face as well,before she would kiss me again. To make matters worse I had to buy non lubricated condoms, because she wouldn't suck me with out them.Which also didn't happen often.
Where were all these women when I was searching for A mate?
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Quote by shawnababy
Do you guys lay in bed at night thinking about stuff like this? Yes of course i have. I taste great.
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Of course not. We think about stuff like this all the time.2xDmIuaiIRlkHMeu
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It doesn't surprise me the lack of response here. It has been my experience people here at lush don't have much interest in humor.
Ho no they don't
Ho no they don't
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Actually I find them amusing. In my High school paper we had A column called Dear Gabby students would write in silly questions & Gabby would reply with humorous answers. One week A student sent in the the following letter.lpu14Bbq9Lw8bzxV
I wan ta tank yoo fer korectin ma spellin on ma lass leddor. ah mite a bin imbareassed ifin ya dint. Signed: Demniss- Gabby posted the letter as is with the reply.Yer welcomb Demniss.gV4yS96TcpZpRzov
I wan ta tank yoo fer korectin ma spellin on ma lass leddor. ah mite a bin imbareassed ifin ya dint. Signed: Demniss- Gabby posted the letter as is with the reply.Yer welcomb Demniss.gV4yS96TcpZpRzov
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Night of course. as my user name indicates, I'M nocturnal.
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Is that it? 4 pages. I thought there were more anti smoking Nazi's here at lush than that. I'M about to quit myself Jan 1st.( No encouragement needed.)
I'M just so sick of hearing it. Everybody & his or her brother, Insists on pushing their will on me. That I finally decided fine you want to see my dark side I'M going to show it to you. And this time your all going to have to live with it,or leave me the hell alone. I quit before about 12 years ago for about 6 months.Finally everybody I know started saying why don't you start smoking again. Your miserable to be around. This year I have too many friends & relatives insisting I spend Christmas with them. so I'M waiting until after. I bet they wont want to see me next year. I guess there is one big advantage to quitting.I'M going to save A lot of money. (On presents.) Oh Ho Ho Suck on that.
I'M just so sick of hearing it. Everybody & his or her brother, Insists on pushing their will on me. That I finally decided fine you want to see my dark side I'M going to show it to you. And this time your all going to have to live with it,or leave me the hell alone. I quit before about 12 years ago for about 6 months.Finally everybody I know started saying why don't you start smoking again. Your miserable to be around. This year I have too many friends & relatives insisting I spend Christmas with them. so I'M waiting until after. I bet they wont want to see me next year. I guess there is one big advantage to quitting.I'M going to save A lot of money. (On presents.) Oh Ho Ho Suck on that.
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Murphy's law. Nothing is as easy as it looks, Everything takes longer than you expect,if anything can go wrong it will. At the worse possible moment.
Just keep trying. Like anything else it takes practice. Ask any professional writer they will tell you they have received many rejection letters. It's not always going to be A slam dunk.And experience is the best teacher. Finally let me leave you with these words of wisdom. Never try dying, Always die trying.
Just keep trying. Like anything else it takes practice. Ask any professional writer they will tell you they have received many rejection letters. It's not always going to be A slam dunk.And experience is the best teacher. Finally let me leave you with these words of wisdom. Never try dying, Always die trying.
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Yes I would, but I'D like it better if it was filled with someone else's cum.
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I have tried it. I found it very enjoyable, but it proved to be too expensive of A hobby when I was young.When I was married my wife's clothes would have never fit me & I was afraid of her finding out. So I refrained. Now I'M divorced & on A fixed income & again can't afford it. Besides I don't think I'D be very attractive anymore. However that doesn't mean I can't be with someone who does & I have been searching.36N0Qbw8pDKL5inA
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I don't think so. I don't think I would be able to compete with my predecessors. 
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Quote by momentsofalexithymia
I've used this name on other sites before and have always gotten questioned about the meaning.
Alexithymia is a psychiatric noun used to describe a state of deficiency in understanding, processing, or describing emotions.
I've always wondered why others choose the names they do, so here's your chance! Explain your username! =]
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From your description I think you should fit rite in here at Lush.
My user name is almost self descriptive. I live by night and sleep by day. kinda like A Vampire but I'M not. I just function better at night & since I don't have to work anymore. I'M free to do as I please.
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Yea this is about the response I expected.Now that I have heard from all the guru's. Who are in fact for lack of A better word over seer's. Let me just say that I never said there was anything wrong with sex but that there is more to life than just that. A thought which only applies to me I guess. I never meant to give the impression I thought anyone was an asshole. But people seem to read things into other peoples statements. That are not there.In fact though it's your way of telling me what you think of me. That's fine with me, unlike you I believe you have A rite to your opinion. I feel as I have mentioned lush is the cause of this entire mess. They should just let me delete the post like the horrible Face book you have described. I guess they feel that would have been too easy. And now I'M going to fade away & let you all continue to slander me. Enjoy yourselves. 
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( Sigh ) I was hoping for A bigger turn out. What happened?
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Well this sure has been enlightening. Recently I posted A question about Vagina Envy. I must say the response here was much better here. I was however surprised to find out women weren't insulted by the term pussy as much as I thought they would be. This Q&A session seemed to be much more yielding than mine however.As I suspected women are as obsessed about their pussy's as men about their penis. And size matters as well to them as us.
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As for the Question of perfect pussy. I have A few thoughts on this matter. First odor, There's an old joke men have been using for many years. If it smells like fish,eat all you wish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone. Ignorant I know but it has its merits. Truth is if A woman has A very strong odor, she probably isn't douching often enough.The pineapple eating thing is good too P.H levels are important. Second Perfection, when I was A boy my Father told me, son there's only one thing in this world that's perfect "Assholes " & there's A lot of them. I asked him how will I know if an asshole is perfect daddy? He said Just ask them are you perfect? if they say yes, you just met A perfect asshole.cSyTqyr6Cv075UXD
As far as looks go, Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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As for the Question of perfect pussy. I have A few thoughts on this matter. First odor, There's an old joke men have been using for many years. If it smells like fish,eat all you wish. If it smells like cologne leave it alone. Ignorant I know but it has its merits. Truth is if A woman has A very strong odor, she probably isn't douching often enough.The pineapple eating thing is good too P.H levels are important. Second Perfection, when I was A boy my Father told me, son there's only one thing in this world that's perfect "Assholes " & there's A lot of them. I asked him how will I know if an asshole is perfect daddy? He said Just ask them are you perfect? if they say yes, you just met A perfect asshole.cSyTqyr6Cv075UXD
As far as looks go, Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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For once you people have left me speechless. OMG. WDF.
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Quote by Highwayman
If any of these suck, you can suck my yule tide log.
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Yea it sucks & you can suck on your own yule log.
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Can I answer all of the above? Although I must say the first thing I always look at is the face. Every now & then I spot A nice pair of legs or ass & then it's the butter face thing. So heart breaking.
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Absolutely Pal & don't fight it just go with it. ( " Don't worry be happy" ) I can't remember who sang that. And O.M.G I wish I could find A woman like that?[
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Has anyone said , Not A Dam Thing yet? Just wondering. Sorry I guess I'M just having a shit day. Sorry Pink I didn't mean to steal that just borrow it.
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Funny How the only response I get here is negative. I have decided to no longer post here at Lush. I suppose I will be getting negative posts about this one too. Thus the decision.But sooner or later this too will be back logged. in the mean time knock yourselves out. I'M out of here. And I wont be coming back.( you can cheer now) 
Enjoy yourselves.MXrTny5csvjgQn9q
Enjoy yourselves.MXrTny5csvjgQn9q 
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Quote by dpw
It might not be a turn on but it is fantastic art work. I find it kind of cute, maybe I like cock too much.oHUID8njAl0lT5Mg
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Maybe. And if you don't think it's masochistic why not try getting something tattooed on yours. See how long you last.XGWJ0WEDwP3I3yzB
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Quote by Muffinman82
That's really a bad advice and why you are accusing him of bragging? He doesn't sound so.
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Sure sounds like it to me. I think he's just trying to make it sound otherwise. In fact he's probably not as big as he claims to be.
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Quote by JohnC
Just to clear something up, steroids do not make your penis smaller, they can however make your testicles shrink (but not always).
(And I am opposed to steroid use except for legitimate medical health purposes.)
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I think your wrong. Anyway I hope he uses the hormones.