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OrionTat
Over 90 days ago
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Yeah tech roflcat has nothing on techgoddess' stash of kitty pics. I think you have outdone them in this thread alone.
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Well done Lush! At least someone around here is well balanced...

Pity you have to go halfway around the world to find one of us balanced huh
Exactly I will have to remember this one for the future. Heck I bet the cops would even buy it if I used the road instead LOL
wow funny video and no. I have had girls try but even then still no. Guess I am just not ready till i get my pants off.
Well I have always found the best sex comes when each of the partners is caring more about the other person than themselves. If the guy doesn't care about anything but making the girl feel great and she does the same next thing you know both of them have an orgasm and you have to call the paramedics when their brains start leaking out.
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Why don't they just build silencers into every gun, cost?


Because then the bad guys would have them too and then when they break into your house and shoot you the neighbors won't hear and call the police.

I personally own 3 But being on the road as much as I am I don't have my carry concealed lisense yet
Best bet find a friend with a chinchilla farm and just tie them together for the night. Keep you warmer that just the coat possible could. Plus when you are done you are the ones having to kill them.
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It's pretty clear from the votes so far which direction is forward. Thine will be done. Power to the people.


Quick someone come up with votes for Lush's pictorial to be displayed
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I have noticed that there are 10 for and 5 against, but most seems to post no sign-up in the comments.

Strange?

Bat

Well I know I for one that I didn't vote because it doesn't affect me or my stories either way and why would I force my opinion of someone who may feel that this would help.
Probably enough to gag you at 25 paces. I don't live too far from a burger king and when they have a grease fryer all you can smell is burning whoppers for miles.
So I drive for work and it puts me into a lot of different radio areas as I go about my day. Today on the way home I am listening to an afternoon show which was doing it's "hump day" show for Wednesday. It is a normal thing to hear on Wednesdays. However this show was advertising "hump day" specials. The first was one for a plastic surgeon 1/2 off on "hump day" ( I feel for the poor person with a hump who wants the whole thing removed. The second was for a bar that was simply named Spice. I can easily guess what was half off there as they didn't say anything about drinks.
OK so one negative comment on a story instantly makes people dislike you? I thought we were adults here. I feel whenever I read something that needs a comment that I leave one regardless if it is good or bad. I am a random person sitting on the other end of a computer screen and I will more than likely never meet anyone on the site. Though I wouldn't mind With that said if someone is going to be upset with me over a comment that I felt was warranted then I really don't think I would need to be friends with them anyways.
But even with that anyone can sign up and post a vote or leave nasty remarks. Maybe I just don't see the what the issue is. Are people really that concerned over ratings and scores, or are they writing to enjoy writing and leaving their work out there for others to enjoy?
Je ne parle pas francais

I did like the lyrics though. I probably have a gig of lyrics saved that move me.
Well other than what I guess would be considered normal ( i.e. vibrators, dildos, etc) and the fact that I didn't even think about all the objects that could be used makes me wonder if I am that much of a prude, or If I should even be shocked if the is a list from some people.

And I think the guys are honest. their is nothing better than a woman, but after that is taken away I don't think there would be anything better than just your good old friendly hands. They have always seemed plenty good enough for me.
No I must admit that I never called her back after that. I know that is wrong in some cases but I felt it was warranted in this one. I can laugh about it now and most of my GFs get a good laugh about it when it invariably comes up, but when it happened I just couldn't believe it. I am into some pain and kinky things but at a certain point you wonder if your partner is just playing around too much or WTF is going on then the panic and shock set in and it goes way too erratic after that.
What objects have you enjoyed sexually??

Following smiler77's question to the guys I must inquire to the women here.
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ahh what a waste of opportunity guys, If I had a cock I'd be fucking everything that fit haha! sorry!! surprised)


I have to say I am the same here. nothing other than my hands and women. However with that Idea in mind I would be too scared to try anything else. I have, as of yet, never found a spare parts store for penises and once it is damaged it may not be able to be fixed. After one blowjob with a girl who devolped lockjaw, I think I have had about all the risky behavior I can stand.

Once you pry a girls teeth from your flesh with a screwdriver and ride to the hospital you think the bad part is over but then you need to explain to a triage nurse and EVERY doctor, nurse, and orderly in the attendance that night what happened. Luckily she was in there as well or else I doubt my tail would have even been believable. 13 stitches later I must say the pain from that would never leave my mind or even let me think about sticking it somewhere it doesn't belong.
don't get me wrong I used to love walmart when Sam ran it. He had a policy where the stores HAD to buy american first. If there were not enough american suppliers to supply the entire chain he would buy everything the suppliers would sell him and then go look for something outside the country for whatever the rest of the stores needed to keep said Item in stock. SO if I built widgets but I could only make 100,000 a year he would buy mine first then buy chinese widgets for however many he would need so that every store had widgets. Now with the children in control they dont care where they get their stuff and unless you are an outside vendor with 3 million in product liability you can't supply walmart unless you can supply EVERY store with just the products you produce. I don't know too many companies that can start up and instantly produce enough products to sell to the entire country so walmart effectively shuts them out and they are forced to go elsewhere while these foreign companies are able to just dump their products into our market.
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In fact, I sometimes write private stories just for her.


That is the way most of my stories are. It is alot easiest to write for someone with whom you know their likes and dislikes and can tailor a story or fantasy just for them.
They already think they are their own country. doing that would only confirm it and lead to an army of those friendly little yellow marching on washington for the take over.
OK a follow up question to go with this one. You first time over at a guys place and you notice that he has a toy box. A. do you have to sneak a peek and see what is inside? B. whether you look or not do you ever see him again?
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I think the trip to the hospital afterwards for stitches would be worth the four of them at once


You know what they say, Chicks dig scars.


Really.... ::: walks away to plan a motorcycle accident ::: I could use the help
Another point I think everyone is missing is that in a few years whatever color they pick will be the new "bad" color because it is associated with poor marks. Unless they start having a federally set "this color this year" programs which should only cost 10 billion dollars a year in administration costs. Then every color with be associated with that and a whole new crop of worries will be born.
What Bat didn't you read that clause in her contract.


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Chef doesn't want to enlarge any post while reading the forums. All posts should be made large and easy to read.

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I think the rule goes both way as Sweet said. Men have every right to say no as women. If the shoe had been on the other foot she'd have been screaming !


What I can't figure out is that in this messed up country a man and woman who are legally married, and not separated that there is no . It is considered married duty and has stood up in a court of law going both ways (ie the woman the man and the man the woman). Why such the double standard when it comes to marriage with such a crime?
I think the trip to the hospital afterwards for stitches would be worth the four of them at once... and if I don't live through it WOW what a way to go lol
I got a BJ afrom my GF at the time on my mother's sofa while the other kids were opening their presents. I did thank my mother for the wonderful blanket she got me that year though. Still don't think they ever caught on.