Fuck we have to pick just one???
Imagica by Clive Barker. My favorite is one I can't even classify. Sci/fi-fantasy, some eroticism and it sometimes seems as a female and male version of the story told at the same time in the same book. Just my favorite read.
OK so I have read almost everything I could in the writers resources trying to better myself ( I have always wanted to be a writer since I read my first stephen king book) and I have finally just sat down and tried to write something. It isn't anything major but I think it is alot better than my previous work. I have sent it to my friends for their feedback but I would really like yours.
I almost forgot it is called vengeance and in the first time category. It is part one of a serial I plan on doing and Even though there is no vengeance in this story I plan on showing, by the end of it, why that is the title.
I don't think it is a complaint ( unless it is someone inexperienced i.e. teeth OMG) more of just a curiosity that he found a good place to get fulfilled. You never had anything you just wanted to know but never were able to find a good answer for???
My current one I still have no answer for is the hot dogs come in 10 packs and buns in 8. weird
Like the new Avatar Zaf. the whole reason I love cherries. just to watch a woman eat them. lol
=d> I almost fell out of my chair laughing at that when she whispered her order.
Sappiest reply ever, but in the heart. I have been more stunned by that touch than the greatest orgasm I have ever had.
I believe this is best explained in an exerpt of Kevin Smith's "Chasing Amy". One of my favorite movies for tons of reasons, and the best dialogue about being a virgin IMO
HOLDEN
Wait, wait, wait - you're still a
virgin?
ALYSSA
No.
HOLDEN
But you've only been with girls.
ALYSSA
You're saying a person's a virgin
until they've had intercourse with a
member of the opposite sex?
HOLDEN
Isn't that the standard definition?
ALYSSA
Again with the standards. I think
virginity is lost when you make love
for the first time.
HOLDEN
With a member of the opposite sex.
ALYSSA
Why? Why only then?
HOLDEN
Because that's the standard.
ALYSSA
So if a virgin is , then she's
still a virgin?
HOLDEN
Of course not.
ALYSSA
But is not the standard. So
she's had sex, but not the standard
idea of sex. Hence, according to
your definition, she'd still be a
virgin.
HOLDEN
Okay, I'll revise. Virginity is lost
when the hymen is broken.
ALYSSA
Then I lost my virginity at ten,
because I fell on a fence post when I
was ten, and it broke my hymen. Now I
have to tell people that I lost it to
a wooden post I'd known my whole young
life?
HOLDEN
Second revision - virginity is lost
through penetration.
ALYSSA
Physical penetration or emotional?
HOLDEN
Emotional?
ALYSSA
Well, I fell in love hard with Caitlin
Bree when we were in high school.
HOLDEN
Physical penetration.
ALYSSA
We had sex.
HOLDEN
Yeah, but not real sex.
ALYSSA
I move to have that remark stricken
from the record. On account of it
makes you come off as completely naive
and infantile.
HOLDEN
Well where's the penetration in
lesbian sex.
Alyssa holds up her hand.
HOLDEN
A finger? Come on. I've had my
finger in my ass but I wouldn't say
I've had anal sex.
ALYSSA
Did I hold up a finger?
(waves her hand)
HOLDEN
(beat; then he gets it)
You're kidding?!?!
(she nods)
How...?!?
ALYSSA
Our bodies are built to pass a child,
for Christ's sake.
HOLDEN
But doesn't it hurt?!
ALYSSA
Sure. But in a good way. And it's
only a once-in-awhile thing - reserved
for really special occasions.
HOLDEN
What about not-so-special occasions?
ALYSSA
Tongue only.
HOLDEN
But how can that be enough? I mean,
let's be real - how big can a tongue
even get?
You scored a 74% (B)! Your driving level is: a little risk
well that makes me feel a little better seeing as I drive professionally. They missed the question about watching DVDs while I drive though... I wonder if that would bring it down some more???
Two nuns are decide to ride there bikes into town to do some shopping. The second nun decides that they should take the scenic route. After an half hour of riding they get to town and the first nun looks at the second and says, " wow that was really beautiful, I have never come that way before." the second nun gasping for breath replies, " me neither, I think it has something to do with the cobblestones"
OK speaking of cannibals...
2 cannibals kill a guy and start eating him. One started eating at his head and the other started eating at his feet. after a while the first canniblas asks the second how he is doing. the second cannibal replies, "Oh, I am having a ball." To which the frist cannibal replies, "Slow down stupid you are eating too fast."
Only thing I could say is that if your name is casey change it. My friends and I have compared and for some reason girls named casey put guys to sleep with BJs. 6 out of 10 of us have dated a casey and all have had it happen while dating her. And no she wasnt the same casey they were all different.
LOL @ BTG.
Anyways what about a guy who needs to fake it everyone is jjust like no matter how long it takes I would just finish. What if you are with a partner who just cant get you to that point. Everytime you get close she would move the wrong way or do something that is distracting or painful? At some point you have to ask yourself if you continue or just get off her get dressed and move on.
And Yes I have faked it and I know how lame it is but when she asked I told her how I was one of the few guys who was multi-orgasmic and I could control when I would cum by squeezing my keigels. she bought it and I moved on. Cause seriously who wants to tell a girl they are so bad in bed that you couldnt get off?
Plus you would be able to put out all those pesky wildfires
Not for the sex scenes themselves but for the aftereffect my vote would be eyes wide shut. When tom cruise returns the costume and sees the 2 asian guys leaving cause they came to an "agreement" with lee lee sobieskis father was priceless
and of course clockwork orange is the starter for all kubrick's films
Why is it always about size when they think of perfect breasts. Bigger is better and all that. SOme of the best ones are the ones on your average girl next door. the right size for the right body and nobody gets hurt during sex lol ( unless you are into that I guess lol )
