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Why she didn't post it.
Yeah but some Pixie dust from her puppy pics got on my picture as I was posting it and it swelled up because of it.
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OrionTat
Over 90 days ago
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Trying to but the company wants me to wait for part of the blizzard to pass. Some bs about not driving there trucks into white out conditions. Next thing you know they will ask me not to watch DVDs while I am driving. Why is it that i am a professional when i get a ticket and when when I am just driving and relaxing I am a hazard. Who knows? I did just get off a fun load though.
4192 gallons of beer on a truck 4192 gallons of beer LMAO
4192 gallons of beer on a truck 4192 gallons of beer LMAO
I am just lucky enough to know few doctors and the oxygen breaks down the poison the alcohol leaves behind in your brain faster than the rehydration washes them away.
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Apparently I would taste like undercooked tofu.......blah!
really hehe
You would most likely taste like roasted beef. At least i like roast beef
Wouldnt you like to know, hhmm??
Of course I would. I am working on my bear scouts junior cannibal badge. So
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I am not worried a out what I have in my profile or what I tell people on here. What is the worse thing that could happen? I get a random stalker. I wa married once.. I'll take a stalker anyday LOL
P.S. my AV is really me too, though I have trimmed back my stem a little now.
P.S. my AV is really me too, though I have trimmed back my stem a little now.
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Thank god for for no one knowing me IRL.
I was with this girl who was going down on me. At first it felt great. Then I just thought she was playfully nipping at me. Then by the time I realized she wasn't playing I was already bleeding. She had her muscles in her jaw lock up and it took me dragging her to the kitchen to find a screw driver to pry her mouth from me. I wrapped myself with a towel and drove straight to the emergency room. By the time I got there blood had soaked through my jeans but I still had to sit in triage and explain what had happened. I was finally taken back into a secured room and it wasn't until the police got done questioning me about a possible that I was given treatment. Luckily it wasn't as bad as I had feared for the loss of blood. 8 stitches closed me up and of course every doctor nurse, orderly, cafeteria worker, and janitor had to come by the room to check while I was being stitched. She was in another room by the time they had me done. Apparently I had knocked out one of her teeth in an effort to free myself. Needless to say I am now more careful about what activities I allow partners to perform. I have always checked for std tests, little did I know I should have gotten a full medical history in case a muscle disease ran in the family.
I was with this girl who was going down on me. At first it felt great. Then I just thought she was playfully nipping at me. Then by the time I realized she wasn't playing I was already bleeding. She had her muscles in her jaw lock up and it took me dragging her to the kitchen to find a screw driver to pry her mouth from me. I wrapped myself with a towel and drove straight to the emergency room. By the time I got there blood had soaked through my jeans but I still had to sit in triage and explain what had happened. I was finally taken back into a secured room and it wasn't until the police got done questioning me about a possible that I was given treatment. Luckily it wasn't as bad as I had feared for the loss of blood. 8 stitches closed me up and of course every doctor nurse, orderly, cafeteria worker, and janitor had to come by the room to check while I was being stitched. She was in another room by the time they had me done. Apparently I had knocked out one of her teeth in an effort to free myself. Needless to say I am now more careful about what activities I allow partners to perform. I have always checked for std tests, little did I know I should have gotten a full medical history in case a muscle disease ran in the family.
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It is just as bad as an ad I saw on a website for a dating service which advertised. "Meet real people at such and such . com" Then the woman in the photo for the ad is a lesser known actress from a series I watch on cable. It just made me laugh if they thought that was meeting real people LOL.
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Who thinks they could write a better porn movie than say 80% of what seems to hit the market place at the moment?
( or should the question be who couldn't? )
Well, according to Rocco.....Fystee and I can write, star and sell our own porn. Weather we would do it, or if it would sell is going to remain a mystery.
it would sell silly. we would start a whole grass roots words of mouths (hehe) campaign. next thing you know it would be at the top of amazon.
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Well there one thing I liked from the article. The very last line like it is not really important. They have removed the couples child from their house. Think about the tortures that poor girl went through if they were willing to do these things to other peoples' children.
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n where I guess. Pixie isn't interested so I am going to write a story about you two. With your permission of course Fystee. Hopefully that will convice her to come and star in it with you. My only problem is I do't know what either of you two like since neither of you write and as such it will be a wild imaginary fantasy LOL.