I hired a prostitute, only once. I was single. It was a waste of money, my experience. I’ve jacked off to nude photo galleries and had a better time. Sure, yeah, ‘I got to fuck that girl’, but it was the most unsexy thing, for me — at least with the girl I got.

It was through the back of the local free newspaper. I called a phone number, asked the service for an Asian girl. The one who arrived was probably Thai. Not at all the Chinese or Japanese I’d (naively) imagined. Sure, yes, tiny little pretty little babe, sexy panties, hot little body, but the Interaction was exactly that — a mere fucking interaction.

$200 CDN, in 2008. She pretended to be into it a little, the getting down to it. But it was all “don’t touch!”. WTF! I couldn’t grope her body or caress her, and she sure as fuck didn’t want to touch my dick.

Condom on, my cock inside her tight lil Thai hooker pussy, I went soft after a while of un-connection.

I don’t even remember how I came, if she jerked ‘my condom’ off, or what.

(Jeez I shouldn’t even be posting this here in this sexy tantalizing Lush site, cuz what a bring-down I’m posting. LOL!)

As I was presenting the door to Ms. Thai, she has the audacity to to ask me: “tip? For cab fare?” I said, “No thanks, I think I already paid enough for what I got.”

I look down out on my balcony after she left my apartment, seeing her get into the car where ‘her muscle’ waited in case I was one of those clients who mistreated prostitutes — no ‘cab’ at all, the ripoff Thai hooker collecting money from naive Toronto men looking for something actually sexy.

Never. Again. (Except role playing with my lovely beautiful sexy wife! — now THAT’S just the kind of paying-for-sex I crave!)

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“…every now and again she would push me off of her so that I would pull out and she could check my condom to see if it was full yet. When it wasn’t, she would give an exasperated sigh and let me stick it back in and pump away some more. This went on for quite a while.”

No wonder it went on for quite a while! Pushing you off her, checking, and exasperated get-it-over-with.-can’t-you?’ sighs are sure to bring your Thermometer down from ‘bursting the mercury’!

Unless you were giving her the gears and purposely holding back to teach her who’s in charge of her pussy there and then.

(— although a fantasy exasperated lover role play with an actual lover would be pretty arousing in it’s own way!)

I think you should put it in the true category. As you said, everything is true, even the sex fantasy. Instead of it being fiction, we will get a peek into the sex fantasy you had about the people and the situation. I’m eager to read it and masturbate to the people in your sex fantasy, and to you, knowing you were Going At It — and we get to peek at you doing it! Write On !

A favourite sex scene I watched (years ago, in the 1990s), had Nina Hartley having sex with two men. I think it might’ve been on a pool table.

It was the ending which was memorable. She is sucking a guy in front, and getting fucked from behind. They were going and going, and getting really hot, and the guy fucking her was There, built up to climaxing. When he came, he pulled out of Nina’s pussy and SPRAYED it up her back and on her ass. I think some of his come went past her shoulder! She’d looked back, all acting in the moment, and maybe she saw it but she definitely felt it — and the pleasurable release made her laugh and giggle, and the dude coming also laughed, and it looked so pleasurable and enjoyable I got the same endorphinal feeling, watching them! I really liked it, and never forgot it! Long live Nina Hartley!

The times I have sucked another guy’s cock, I have swallowed when he came in my mouth. For me, it was such a turn-on feeling that I pleased my man’s cock so much that he orgasmed and climaxed and shot his horny comeload, I wanted to give him that final dominant satisfaction of Taking His Load, and him knowing that I swallowed ’his gift to me’.

And to have him know his come is coating my mouth made me feel, I dunno, fulfilled, as his cock sucker. Stiff throbbing boners!

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Brian and his Mom is fantasy. The 3 that are "true" are the Milf series.

[ Brian And His Mom is a good fantasy! — I read it and favourited it!]

Aha — ‘My MILF Weekend’ parts 1, 2 and 3. Woww that sounds awesome! I will check them out as I have the opportunity. And I will fantasize that ALL OF IT actually happened to you! Heee! Thanks, darkroot50!

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Of my writing collection only 3 are "true".

I’d love to know the titles of the three which have a basis in true events! Maybe the porn theatre exhibitionist!

I think you wrote that Brian And His Mom was based on true events.

It’d be very arousing to know the ones which started as true events, darkroot50 !

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Is that a friend with benefits or something more?

I will say I believe that is a relationship. I’ve known some people who didn’t follow the usual steps that move ever toward living together. They don’t have the idea that an intimate relationship must move toward having children, and they live in their separate spaces.

I could be wrong; maybe that is FWB.

I’ll guess it’s that they don’t want any of the responsibilities of a relationship. Like maybe monogamy, or even the negotiation aspect of polyamory.

No birthday cards or presents, no Christmas, Anniversary, no need for the responsibility which romance requires, the poor lazy dears.

No need to accept responsibility for any of it — let’s just fuck. A free hooker. Well good for them but I think it’s a lazy cop out.

Sometimes when I read true stories I’m yearning for an excited wonder, especially first-times, which I do not see sometimes. The ones that feel ‘so experienced, so many times, this is one of those times’, sounds like they’re having morning breakfast.

I latch onto stories where it feels exciting, more than mostly descriptions of Acts.

I see so many short answers in this thread, so I’ll give a long one.   We’re kinda supposedta turn each other on, here, right?

A short while ago I jerked off with another guy on a chat site which I’ll nickname ‘Chatro’, a sex chat site with nude images.

We were in a Cuck Hubbys room.  We both are not cucks but we fantasized about our wives getting fucked by other men in the same room with us watching and masturbating to seeing our wives getting driven wild by other men.

It was pretty hot!  Both of us typing out Words to each other, both of us telling each other that we’re hard from our dirty sex talk, stroking our dicks with each other, it really got me going!

I felt like I was going to come, so I abandoned the chat and went to a porn vid site and found an Amateur Hotwife video of a hubby filming other men fucking his wife’s pussy, and I shot a niiice orgasmic load to all that mental and visual imagery!

It was a damn good come!

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Incidentally, is there an acronym for that? VNB? (Visible Nipple Bump) CDI? (Chilly Draft Indicator) IPP (Insufficient Padding Problem).

Those acronyms are great! And quite hilarious!

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So, what if you like panty lines but what you're seeing isn't a thong? Is it still sexy?

Absolutely! For me, anyway. Any kind of shape of undies, if I can get a hint or a clearer impression, it gives me a thrilling little insight to the woman I’m admiring from afar. Not a thong? — not a problem for me!

I suppose it might be a faux pax having panty lines for women who feel it’s more elegant to not show underwear through clothes.

But for ME, I get a thrill seeing ANY and EVERY woman’s panty lines! Even ones like in photos above with the X through them, fine by me!

I get a big thrill from getting just a hint (or a jackpot view!) of a woman’s private world under her clothes…!

‘Electric Funeral’, Black Sabbath.

Except ! — you CAN play it at my funeral.

Me being dressed in GirlClothes and serving the cocks of five men having a football watching party. Two of them are black men, all of them are manly men. Each man that wants his dick sucked will call me over, and I kneel down between his legs and suck his cock until he comes in my mouth or all over my face, with all the men watching me serve their buddy’s cock, then making me crawl to their cock and suck it!

They are all just drinking and chatting and watching the game while I suck their cocks; I’m wearing BreastForms for my tits and I’m in a pink lacy silk camisole and tiny pink bikini panties, with make-up and a pretty wig and heels. I have to serve them drinks and snacks with my tray, dressed this way, and I’m not allowed to wipe my face of any cumshots, to show them who the Men are in the room and who is the cocksucking bitch.

“Get over here, make me hard again, yeah suck my dick…!”

They call me names and they laugh at me, how eagerly I’m loving sucking their cocks, how I’m moaning while I’m tasting their cocks, and how fuckn stiff my cock is, throbbing out of my skimpy women’s panties from having my mouth all over these men’s virile sexy cocks, and they cheer and jeer when I’m so lovingly appreciating when my man orgasms from my willing mouth and he’s shooting his load on my face or pumping his load in my mouth for me to swallow in front of them all!

I would so willingly live that fantasy!

You all are a riot ! LMAO!

Oh my, YES!!!

(I have heard from more than one girlfriend in the past, about guys they were with who basically ‘looked at their watches’ while going down on them, and they were like, “don’t do me any favours, pal, okay?” A real shame.)

But I love licking pussy!

I love the feeling of my woman spreading her legs, showing her naked pussy to me, welcoming me to taste her, see her, touch her, lust for her pussy with my mouth! I do get all up in my head trying to apply technique which might bring her off, so I try to remember to keep it simple, “soft and slow, remember, soft and slow”, at least for awhile … I try, I try. I so want to give my wife a shuddering climax!

But very often when we are getting it on, I will go to Kathy’s Pussy rather ravenously, licking hungrily at her pussy, technique mostly out the window, licking her pussy for me, For Me!… and I think that signal reaches Kathy cuz soon enough I will feel ‘the pull’, Kathy tugging me to ‘get up here and fuck me right now’!

I tell her I sniff her undies, I sometimes stay between her legs, sniffing her scent, wanting her to know I’m smelling her lovely pussy scent before I wet my face all over, wanting her pussy, her pussy, her pussy . . . !

Just to contribute here, I have many interests for erotic sex stories, but I’ll choose Serendipitous stories, where people don’t really know each other but something titillating happens between them, leading to them fucking.

Like, oh, unexpected peeping or accidental nudity which somehow leads to the one person getting to fuck that other person who got in their minds (and their loins) and stayed there.

Triumphant sex!

I like LS just how it is! The stories are titillating and arousing and horny as hell, and as a ‘Peeping Thomas’, I love seeing the nudity, from people showing themselves for us to lust for them, and their favourite sex photos, GIFs and vid clips. This site gives me a real Peep into the sexy minds of the members! Love it, exactly how it is!

I become less interested in a sex story if everything and everyone is top-level perfect, or is described too (uh, encapsulatory? - - is that a word?).  Like, a simple passing phrase for each of his or her attributes: 

- perfect big firm tits

- perfect round ass

- perfect face

- perfect hair

- the shortest schoolgirl miniskirt, at the office.

- the perfect specimen of manhood, he is fit as all anything, successful, rich, large in the trousers (“when soft, he carried in his pants what other men carried when achingly erect, and had the perfect ass which any woman would want to bite into like a statue made of chocolate . . .”)

Sure, it’s sex fantasy and we do get that urge to fuck those perfect-looking bodies, so we want to have them in our sex stories.

But personally it kind of bores me when all the characters in every story are model-gorgeous.

The same with their lifestyles.  Sometimes I read relationship situations which might be (considered to be) ideal, but which feel like it’s so normal for everyone involved.    Like, a female protagonist describing her lez sex partners coming over for their daily lez sex, and the protagonist describes her husband coming home and also getting a treat by having sex with the woman’s lez-sex partners.  It’s described as such an easy throwaway thing!   “Oh yes and my husband gets to have us both if he comes home and finds us still going at each other”.

For me it reads as so matter-of-fact, it feels unspecial to me.  Here I am witnessing the lives of couples and their extra lovers who just ‘do’ each other; the writer includes it as backstory and just moves on to - - to another current example of that ideal interaction.

(“Edward had sex with both of us, all night long.  In the morning I woke him up with a blowjob; Natalie joined me and soon Edward was ready for more!”)

For me it conjures the image of someone playing dolls.     I have read parts of stories where the acts are not described but only mentioned.     It’s like reading the TV guide synopsis instead of watching the show.

I tend to glaze over a bit when a story I’m reading starts going that way.    

But that’s me; you asked.   

For other readers, it might get them right where they want it, that sexy fantasy world with the fuckable people we masturbated about in our thoughts, getting us There.

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Please do not post account details. I have edited your post.

I apologize for that. I didn’t realize I was going against site rules. That’s what I get for agreeing to terms and conditions without reading them. I will avoid doing that.

I get those messages too. I point out to them that even IF I was into BDSM, we live (something like) 1400 km away from each other.

[ oh gheeeesh even as I am typing this out I just got a notification of a message from ‘Removed by admin’ — so yes, it’s a silly bother, these Dom messages. ]

I agree with HarryLarry that they could very likely scam a sub-type person, in ways like “Empty your bank account and send it to me to show your devotion “, which is very concerning.

[ I checked the message; it sounds like it was translated from another language — and very poorly, I might add.

Removed by admin. wrote this message:

“Hello handsome… what kind of stories do you got interest on here ? Would you like to talk off here. Removed by admin”.

I wrote back asking about ‘ ’, do we exist in 1905? I also asked what language she was using, cuz it sure isn’t English. ]

Quote by OnHere

It frustrates me that I'm a woman but I have go through this not getting sex. Being with someone who won't have sex with me and having to waste my money on a prostate!

Your relationship status says ‘With Someone’. You’re not doing things ‘with’ the person you’re ’With’ ? As in, you two are with each other and never had sex ever?

. They often only reply to keep the comments pouring in while disregarding substantive responses, such as sound advice. It's called sympathy-baiting or sadfishing.

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As my partner used to say, 'Take (online) with a grain of salt. Give the benefit of the doubt with compassion. Just don't feed the trolls when you spot them!'

Wow, Mit — sad fishing! I hadn’t heard of that activity before you mentioned it. It does feel like maybe that’s the case here. I’ll keep an eye out, to see if they post anything of substance, or just those simple responses of ‘The Sadfisherman’. LOL!

Thanks, Mit !

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Ok

I agree with Darkroot50. In your reply you said simply OK, which is fine, I can’t criticize your choices, but maybe he (and I) are inviting you to say more, share a bit more, describe the reasons you think you haven’t scored a sex partner, and we’d hear you and say something back, in as much detail as you’d also like to share.

Heck, maybe in social settings where people might hook up, maybe you don’t want ‘just hookups’, maybe you want more. We won’t know more about you until you tell us. We’re on-side with you. “Ok”.

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Well, if you just come up with a theme and play it out improvising, then everything should be okay. And alcohol will help.

I agree! My wife and I come up with little scenes which we act out in our apartment, both of us pretending and improvising within the idea — ways of dressing and acting as if we are, like, in a public beach bar or that we crashed a party and shocked everyone by how forward we are with each other or how ‘showy’ my wife is dressed — and when we get hot and start groping each other and we start fucking (“ohmygod everyone is watching us fuck!”), we feel like we’re doing something so out of character, but together in our own apartment!

We’ve had many different lusty rule-breaking and sometimes scenes together, in the safety of our own home.

Our simple roleplays together are amazing!

“Ernest Has A Threesome”

and

“Ernest: Fucked Silly”

‘Spider-Man: PornCumming’

Couples filming a friend fucking his wife regularly.

I remember one from XNXX where after every time the friend finished inside the wife’s pussy, the hubby would film himself licking his buddy’s freshly unloaded Come right from his wife’s pussy! Probably with the sex buddy watching him lap up his come load! Oh man, that buddy owns that couple! So hot! I’d do that with my wife any day!