Anchovies. They're good.

You snap your fingers and:

Santa Claus and all Santa-related lore is real

or

Bigfoot, Nessie, Chupa and all the other cryptids are real.

The way I understand it most women prefer the fat short to the long skinny, what with the g-spot being just in the front door and the bulbs too. So short and fat dick depending on how short we're talking. Dildos less than 4.5 insertable-inches don't sell very well. (I'm answering this as if I'm choosing what cock dimensions I'd go with for my own tool!)

Have xray vision you can see others naked with or be a human lie detector for the opposite sex.

Aside from the trips I've already paid for this summer!

I'd like a free trip to Taipei. My wife and I had a trip set there that we had to cancel last minute because our toddler son got take-to-the-hospital sick the night before departure, and he was all better within 24 hours lol!

Have the power to hypnotize people to fall deeply erotically in love with you instantly at will but you can only use it on one person at a time (using it on someone new removes the spell from the last person).

OR

Have the power to know any person's entire sexual history and disposition at will but you can't speak or write a word of anything only they know to anybody else or you will feel the sensation of a boot up your ass for 3 hours.

?

I think so, and if not I would get someone to!

You can shapeshift into any person who has ever lived but each time you shapeshift you got to stay in that form for a full week. Who?

A fantasy about going to a nudist waterpark/hot spring with my wife and it's standard to hookup with randoms there. We end up cuckqueaning and/or cucking each other.

Doctor/patient fantasies, sometimes I'm the doc sometimes I'm the patient. A nurse there helping the doc to seduce the patient is a must.

Nude art model fantasies. LOVE the notion of a married MILF in an ENF art model gig being seduced by the art teacher and/or the artist(s).

A fantasy where my wife hires a babysitter for me and asks her to make sure I don't jackoff. The babysitter insists on watching me do everything from shower to shit to sleep making sure I don't take care of myself. Eventually she feels sympathetic and allows it, is seduced and we fuck.

A fantasy of watching my wife get ready at the vanity mirror, trying outfits, etc because she's got her first date with another man. She won't hear my pleas not to go out and she promises to have sex with me when she gets back from her date but not a second sooner. She tells me to stop being insecure and a bunch of other gaslighting. 😵‍💫

This is literally the premise that spawned my series F Fae.

Fantasy that I can read women's minds and use that to seduce them.

Fantasy that I have a harem of women from all over the world.

Fantasy that I'm a prisoner and the hot female guards insist on getting a piece regularly.

^WOULD GO NUTS ON THAT BODY

I've been totally naked in a floor to ceiling hotel window overlooking a beach because my wife told me nobody outside could see in. I noticed people below starting to notice me and ducked for cover!

Outside in the open would be something to cross off the list though.

1. You wear a chastity belt for a year

or

2. Your SO wears a chastity belt for a year

I alternate between writing my Lush series.

The Type

my open marriage novel: https://www.lushstories.com/profile/PierceAmor/stories/series/the-type-4

Waegook Princesses

my cheating wives in Korea series: https://www.lushstories.com/profile/PierceAmor/stories/series/waegook-princesses-wmaf-cheating-wives-in-korea-4

F Fae

my cuck couple series: https://www.lushstories.com/profile/PierceAmor/stories/series/f-fae-3

At the moment I'm in my car writing #4 in Waegook Princesses, about a night with a seasoned Busan whore.

I regret nobody. I only regret not fucking a number of women.

I stroked it today on cam, with one person.

Having gotten a lover naked the first time 1. what have you been most impressed by 2. and what have you been most disappointed by? (needn't be the same lover)

I'd like to film my wife with a circle jerk of college boy frat twinks.

Your hot doctor is overcome with lust during your physical exam and goes for it all, or you're in jail abroad and the hot guard wants a fuck in your cell?

Relish. Hot dogs don't go well with grilled onions those are for bacon cheeseburgers!

Have a publically available wikipedia page with a thorough no details spared sexual history of you that anybody you know (spouse, coworkers, etc) will access and read for ONE DAY... or get walked around downtown in public nude on a dogleash for ONE HOUR in the warm summer sun.

Yes it's about humiliation kink. lol

Motorcycling weekend!🕶️

Nothing is as cool.

Night with a funny-weird Austrian BDSM lover with their toys or a night with a spicy Brazilian beach-body who knows how to use their hands, mouth, and other parts.

When friends invite me, I go to church, sometimes that's Easter.

Ever swallow a pubic hair during sex?

Holy shit. If the squirt bukkake can be female squirt then that, if the DILF's can be swapped for MILF's then that, if it's got to be men either way... then I guess I finna be nude Rambo.

Watch your SO get gangbanged for an hour or spend your routine day in public as the only one naked? (you can wear your shoes)

That's a great question. Of course. I think almost anybody would. The hypothetical price would vary depending on the act and with who. What makes me crazy is wondering how much money, along with an assurance of nondisclosure, my wife would need to fuck a guy. Don't tell me there's no price! 🥵

Can you briefly describe your physically ideal fuck partner? (I know people like variety, so just what could you really, really go for today)

Frog legs are delicious!

Be reincarnated as a man or as a woman (my wife came up with this one).

I honestly don't know. I don't know who to believe about the importance or non-importance of dick size or what the ideal size, if there is such a thing, is.

It seems to me female dick size preference varies woman-to-woman based on how she gets her orgasm and her own vaginal dimensions. I've known...

1. a couple promiscuous women who were sincere bigger-the-better proponents and thought the rare giant dicks were prerequisite for truly great sex

2. a woman who had huge and tiny and said it didn't make much difference, stating it feels different but the orgasm is just as reliable and intense regardless (she was crazy about a guy she said had a tiny penis)

3. a woman with noticeably small vaginal proportions who told me she wished my dick was smaller because she can only endure it for so long, and she was definitely not faking that

I think the best indication is what insertable size dildos are most popular with women. That's the one time a woman can choose just based on size, and so demonstrate size preference cleanly. Based on that 6.2-6.5 inches is the popular mean. Then there was a survey in which women were presented with handheld cylinders in various sizes and asked to indicate which would be their ideal penis size. Their answers were all over the place but also came to a mean of about 6.2-6.5 inches. That might be reassuring or demoralizing depending on what you've got.

What a fun thread.

Several celebrities, models, and camgirls.

Dozens of women from my IRL.

Being sleep creeped: a woman finds me asleep, doesn't realize she's waked me, and she can't help herself but to have a look and touch. Happened to me once in my life, would love for it to happen again. I turned this into a Lush story but it came up against consent issues.

Fucking my wife with a couple college guys getting in on her too. Gets me hard just typing it.

Using a dildo on my wife. Got her one because she was willing to try but she hates it. 😥

Then I have a bunch of fantasies that are impossible, involving mind reading, shapeshifting, and age of exploration scenarios. For example I have one where I'm a sailor washed up on an island of gorgeous women, and for some reason they're very short on men and make ample use of me. In another fantasy I'm a sailor escorting a Joseon delegation on a voyage and I fuck the noblewoman, played by my wife.

Then my favorite JAV scenario where they find a random couple minding their own business in public, politely invent a reason to separate them, and lead the wife away to seduce and fuck her. It's even better when they let the husband watch to his shock as she gets seduced and fucked on a hidden camera or through a one way mirror.

Dang, I didn't realize how many of these I'm carrying around. ✍🏻

Electric. Tried razor before, love the feel while doing it, but hate the burn later.

Go sex wild in Pattaya, Thailand or go sex wild in Paris, France?

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I used to dream about it, but know I seek them out and have many incredible sexual adventures.

What's the most craziest place you ever had sex?

Get this thread going again since I'm the one who fudged it.

Answer: My now wife then GF drove us behind the gymnasium at the local community college, in her Korean hometown, at night and we did the sex for the first time back there. We realized later we were parked right within view of a security camera.

We also did it in her car in daylight on a one lane dirt countryroad cutting through rice fields. A farmer came by on his tractor and got a nice long look at her riding on my lap.

I've also fucked her in our tent on the beach with tons of people around just outside the tent.

Question: What would your physically ideal sex partner look like? (if you could design them like out of a dream scenario!)

Quote by Buster1959

I used to dream about it, but know I seek them out and have many incredible sexual adventures.

What's the most craziest place you ever had sex?

Sorry we posted at the same time! 😄

If I didn't have my wife to F then I'd have entertained so many adventures. So, aside from her, dream.

Would it bother you if your SO told you they once, before ever meeting you, paid for top-tier sex with a physically ideal working-person?

I told two women I wouldn't see the other again, and saw both again.

Have you ever been asked out by a random stranger in a public place not typical of getting asked out?

Would LOVE to make her cum 10x in a row.

Actually SHIT your pants bad at take-off on a 5 hour flight with no change-clothes or hide-in-the-restroom option

OR

do a 10-minute porn featuring you and your S.O. under your real name that you can never take down from all the top porn sites

I love CFNM and CMNF... especially with ENF though. Been a kink of mine since high school.

One of the best scenarios I've ever seen is a beautiful clothing model goes down the runway but each time she returns backstage they reduce the coverage of the outfit she's selected to model until finally she's very shyly walking the runway in a tiny, seethrough bikini with everyone taking photos. HOT!

I also love embarrassed nude art class model scenarios, a lot. One was a MILF volunteers for a class of college boys not knowing she'd need to be totally nude, and the female art professor kindly coerces her into taking everything off in front of the guys.... 🥵

I swear I can't read this site for 5 minutes without getting stiff lol!

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A candle which I made at school We went to a local museum / mill where we made loads of cool stuff, including paper but the candles... WOW!! I think the woman doing it KNEW what we were going to do with them. They couldn't have been better designed for the job: six inches long, perfect girth, with a flared base so it was impossible to push it in too far... and it had a spiral pattern on it which felt glorious. The best thing was I used to keep mine on the bedside table in full view... There were thirty girls in that class and I can't imagine any of them ever 'wasted' her candle by actually lighting it ;)

Great story.

So by this thread it's fingers, brush handles, candles, and produce. And one stuffed animal tail.

I had an imaginary girlfriend.

What was the worst dream you've had that you can recall at the moment?

Been enjoying the high quality celeb fakes since AI image creation has taken off. Before, celeb fakes would just paste a celeb face onto a porn actress and call it a day, I wasn't into that. But now... 🥵

Between 3:30 & 5:30 am almost every single day of the month.

Think of the person you most love romantically; they demand to forever-move to Florida this month and want you to come with... do you?