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Awww ! Very cute pics. Nice to see the guys responsible taking an interest too.

While my partner Louise was pregnant last year we went on one of our first forays into a baby store at our local shopping mall. There I saw the cutest little girl wearing a t -shirt that said "As Seen on Ultrasound."
Konrage said " Stories told in literature by good writers, however, bear weight and realism and that raw undercurrent of the author's deepest, all-too-human desires. Their hungry animal of lust is allowed to come tearing into the open, ripping into each of us with the most primal of admissions, through either true story or fiction, and at the end, the real world substantiality of the described events doesn't matter; what matters is that we were all briefly exposed to someone's most inner truths, and we all of us got off to it in one way or another."

I could not agree more !

I've been following this thread of yours Konrage with great interest. Personally, let me thank you for all your positive feedback on my own work. Not only is it very encouraging and keeps me working but it makes me damn happy - I can't put it more simply or honestly than that. Thank you for having the patience to read my long, multi chapter stories. I honestly think you are one of the few readers here that are capable of lasting the distance.

With regard to Dancing-Doll's "The Cabo Connection," I can do no better than to repeat the comment I made after first having read it : This story embodies everything that this site is about; cool, creative, sexy, sophisticated and articulate.

Enough Said !
More to the point, is he erectile ? As far as the future Mrs Hef's motives go, I think Robin Williams called it 'financial attraction.'


In other news, a huge shipment of Viagra was stolen in Australia this week. The estimated street value of the haul is over AU $ 100,000. Police are looking for three hardened criminals.
Many women think that men are only after one thing. Well, I can assure you that we're after the whole lot.
Oh Alan, are you just trying to pull the wool over our eyes ?
Oh, the raw passion, the sheer unbridled sensuality.........!





As long as they are consenting, adult aliens then non-violent sex with them would be fine.

I was going to write a story along the lines of Romeo & Juliet using 'Predators' and 'Aliens'. I got as far as the balcony scene and then I realised that their reproductive organs would be totally incompatible.


"But soft! What light from yonder air-lock breaks ?"
Yes ! Back in 1989 while I was engaged in a torrid one-night-stand, the dreadful thought suddenly entered my mind, "If my girlfriend ever finds out about this, I'm dead !"
Priceless !!! I'm going to copy this and read it out at work.
But seriously, I'm like rock - stable, reliable, enduring, slow to change, obstinate and unyielding at times.
Yes ! I would most definately fuck the beautiful person above me; she is a goddess incarnate....Ooops ! Wrong thread.
Katy Sackhoff, I would offer to buy her dinner, wine and roses then treat her to hours and hours of sex. To which she would respond by beating the crap out of me for being so presumptuous.


Catherine Schell; intelligent, aristocratic, tallented and beautiful - it was a 70's thing. Oh, and she said yes - to an autograph.


Laetitia Casta, subject of my poem "Laetitia."


Very much so. The more connected you can get, the better !!! Sex to me is a form of communication involving all the senses - sight is our main one.
I don't mean to sound insensitive but - only in Japan!

There are Japanese men who have 'virtual girlfriends' and plastic replica women with whom they live and with whom they have relationships. These men give reasons such as , "She will never leave me" or "we have everything in common" There are more socially dysfunctional and emotionally immature people in Japan than in any country with similar standards of living. All quite sad.

It used to be that Japan imitated the West; now we would imitate Japan at our peril.
Thanks Eiotis, I enjoyed that !!! Seeing the original makes the Hollywood rip-off look even lamer.
Without a doubt NYPD Detective Sara Pezzini aka bearer of the Witchblade.


Sara Pezzini (the brunette) and Danielle Baptiste from Witchblade - coolest comic series of all time.
Butternut Honey Snaps
Vegimite On Toast (it's an Aussie thing)
Winning on Ebay
My girl's Smile
Our baby.............oh, and Lush.
As with many of the rituals of love and courtship there is a long tradition of holding hands in Europe.

The ritual of the promenade in the town square at dusk is one, where couples walk not only hand in hand but 'agazze', that is with the woman's forearm tucked under the man's and their hands entwined. The man walks half a step ahead of the woman and keeps her close.

I remember my grandparents walking like this and when Louise and I travelled back to the old country (in 1996) we often promenaded agazze. Noticing us, one old guy said to me, "Ah, but you are a gentleman of the old school." A compliment indeed !
Why do couples hold hands?....Hmmmmmm, I guess because fucking in public is banned in most countries......pity.
Well, I've got a few potatoes growing but I sure as hell can't beat your frangipani. Honestly they are beautiful and bring a little of the South Pacific right to your door.
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Once upon a time, there was Larry the Lobster and Sam the Clam. They were the best of friends. One day, they were both killed. Larry the Lobster went to Heaven and Sam the Clam went to Hell. Larry the Lobster missed Sam the Clam so much, he asked God if he could go to Hell to visit Sam. God agreed, but he told Larry not to forget his harp.

Larry the Lobster agreed and down to Hell he went. When he found Sam the Clam, he had his own Disco in hell. Larry the Lobster had such a great time with Sam the Clam, that he lost all track of time. Larry heard the voice of God saying "Larry you must come back to Heaven."

Larry ran as fast as he could back to Heaven. When God saw Larry, he said, "Where is your Harp?"

Larry replied, "I left my Harp in Sam Clam's Disco."


Haven't heard this one for years. The Aussie version has Mud Crab and his cousin Sand Crab, hence Sand Crab's disco. Well Done.
Ok, does anyone remember 'Demolition Man'? It was a pretty forgettable Sly Stallone action film but for his smokin hot co star !!!

I've loved Sandra ever since. Like lots of women, she seems to have a thing for 'bad boys' but I think she's a big enough girl to cope without any life changing events like turning.
Someone once said, " Hell is life's great afterparty."

.............oh, that was me !